Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!
KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.
Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.
Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!
Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!
So my 6 year-old daughter is obsessed with Star Wars, and will be dressing as Rey this Halloween.
My 3 year-old son wants to be Kylo Ren. Buying his costume this afternoon, the cashier says, “You know, Kylo Ren killed his father.”
I’m like, Target guy, are you suggesting I should worry that my son wants to kill me and that’s why he wants to be Kylo Ren?
This is why I drink.
Solution: Become the Emperor. Only 2 Sith can exist in the universe. You’ll be safe as long as you slowly dispense wisdom and keep him always learning.
Last year we were going to dress him up as Yoda and me as Luke, and do the whole Empire training scene bit. But our Halloween was too cold for him to go out long (plus, he wanted to be a shark).
This year, the wife was thinking of going full-on Leia, and I guess I could’ve done TFA Luke. I need to start working on the scraggly beard, though.
When your son kills the milkman it’s going to be AWKWARD
DisneyCorp appreciates your children.
Better feeding Disney than whoever makes Bratz & Barbie crap. My daughter is learning kung fu so she can kick ass, and her Rey doll teaches her princess dolls how to fight.
So I’m OK if Disney/Lucasfilm keeps this up. I’d rather spend money on kung fu lessons than other shit.
The Packers alt uniforms this year are somehow more offensive to the eyes than the Bears traffic cone uniforms.
The Bears throwbacks are just stupid, not ugly.
The Packers and the Steelers throwbacks are abominations that should be burned–preferably with the players still wearing them.
Jon Ryan: BEST PUNTER IN THE LEAGUE
So I got that going for me
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I’m scared that throw to Adams is gonna get Rodgers going.
I need to rig up my apartment with a bunch of tvs and motion sensors so the game follows my gaze
Have you watched the BBC show Black Mirror? It’s a scifi-ish, believable future show. There’s an episode that deals with that type of tech.
Raiders…
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Motionless and face down is not a way I want to see anybody…
There’s a tasteless Cosby joke here.
Good thing you aren’t married.
I’ll take “Things Darren Sharper has never said” for $400 Alex.
This one left Columbus for Charlotte.
She had a couple big things going for her, too.
Since Indy let her go to Bawstahhn, the CLOTS gave us D******gate, another Pats ring, and then their shitty 2015 season, Peak Goodell, and then Peak Irsay.
Fuck you forever Indy, you deserve it you fucking Fat Humps.
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As you can tell, this is very near and dear to me…she was the LAST good reason to live in this shitty state, besides my employment (which isn’t saying much, either)
All the hot weatherbabes have left this area in the span of about a few years. They know, this state is ass.
It’s why I find it so funny that Indiana thinks it can poach people from Illinois. Of course, the people who take that offer are bland white people, so it’s really not much of a loss.
This former Barely Dressed “football” player is now my local CBS sports reporter. Some resume.
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Sean Lee just took a Packer life.
Davante Adams might actually be dead.
Afternoon everyone. I don’t have a clever joke here.
Neither do we. Welcome aboard!
They’re not booing they’re yelling “KUUUH….”
Oh he did?
Never mind then, they’re booing.
Yes, hotel commercial, people are really that quiet at a football game.
A guy in a ravens jersey is trying to start. ‘Lets go Packers’ chant. I should tell him the correct form is ‘go Pak go’.
Sounds too much like GO DAK GO!!!!
Is it just me or are the Cowboys and Packers playing drunk?
OK, this is one of our local traffic reporters. She’s got a couple things going for her.
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Her knowledge of the State AND Federal roadway systems.
Nice eyes.
I like to combine Viagra with whiskey shots and see who wins.
Just trying to help the best team win
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Jesus. How Atlanta tied the game was surgical.
I switch bars and now the Hawks have fucked this up.
It’s my fault
Nono – it’s Tom Cable’s.
I didn’t come to the game! Totally jinxed it!
I can’t blame you if you sold the ticket and made money.
Bad play call. Should have ran it.
Sunday Night game reminder…fuck Indianapolis. Fuck my Fat Hump brethren.
They let her go to fackin Boston and I will NEVER forgive them for that. Ever.
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Fuck you WISH-TV Channel 8.
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She looks very… capable.
Shit I’m outta beer.
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There were a bunch of skins fan out front when I came in. I guess they all evacuated after the early games. Kind of surprised since a cowboys loss means skins grab first in the division, but it is early in the season. Boys win and the nfc east is 15-8 I believe. It might actually take 10 or 11 wins to take the nfc east
How fucked up is the NFC East (again) that the Redacteds are actually doing well?
Maybe it”s not actually fucked up and the Skins are actually doing well.
They gave Dallas a close game on their turf and the Boys look like world beaters right now.
Yeah, but they have Cousins… Cousins
The D hasn’t given up a TD in 4 games and their main weakness on the O is cousins being inconsistent. The NFC east is surprisingly legit this year.
“The NFC east is surprisingly legit this year.”
Play that backwards and you’ll summon Beelzebub.
Nice tribute to Favre on that telegraphed Rodgers INT
Ezekiel has wheels…
YOURE YAHWEH DAMNED RIGHT HE DOES
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Finally an outside run Zeke
All the Farvenis love is killing the vibe for Rodgers.
You know…right now…there is a drunk Wisconsin-ite screaming to other idiots in the stands, that Farve wouldn’t have thrown a pick there…and they need to suit his ass up since he is there.
Yea, he woudn’t have thrown a pick there. He would have thrown three.
We’ve secretly replaced Aaron Rodgers with Colt McCoy. Let’s see if anyone notices.
HOLY CRAP INTERCEPTION
RODGERSCEPTION
SPLOOOOOSH!!!!!11
Brett: “Hey ladies, check your phone. I sent you a personal pic!”
Are you sure? This attachment is only 1kb…
It’s OK it’s a .7zip file, it will just take a minute to unzip
WHen did Favre start morphing into George W Bush?
I would say when he was abusing the shit out of drugs and not going off to Vietnam.
Also, I hear anything even resembling celebration is now considered flag worthy? HAIL BLEERGHHGH
Bring on the robot officials….and robot players…
Can’t CTE a mother board!
ODB got a flag for taking off his helmet on his own sideline as he was running to the bench after scoring a TD
Yeesh. Though, it’s kinda funy cause it’s ODB
Atlanta TD? Duff does not approve.
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It’s weird to say “recovering addict CPA” when looking at a 1980s rocker.
I haven’t watched a lot of Atlanta this year, are they clownfrauds or not?
I’m happy this word is taking off around these parts.
I honestly still am not sure either. Kyle Shanahan has historically been ass as you well know but I’ll be goddamned if that offence hasn’t been absolutely dynamite this year.
I’ve had some mixed opinions on Kyle. He was absolutely a nepotism hire, but because he had absolute job security he was able to play around, be creative and fuck up massively. That kind of creative fucking up is super educational though, and can lead to being excellent
Counterpoint. He has Rex Grossman’s name tattooed on him (not a joke, they both have each other names tattooed)
They mostly appear to be in the business of making other teams look like clownfrauds
Terry Bradshaw is literally the worst person they could have doing the rapid recaps of the games….except for maybe Lou Holtz.
Chris Berman would like a word
“A” word? Then it’s not Chris Berman.
Berman is an idiot…Bradshaw sounds like he is in the grips of a major stroke.
Marlee Matlin could do a better job.
This is why I come to this site. People with discerning tastes, and very good judgement.
Bradshaw sounds like he has one foot in the Alzheimer’s boat.
Lou Holtz sounds like he’s been punched too many times in the head.
Chris Berman hasn’t been punched enough.
Holtz would be better only than Emmit Smiff.
Looking good Brett! Somewhere in a Green Bay suburb, a Real Estate agent is missing his/her jacket.
These Undisputed commercials basically advertise everything wrong with America today.
Packers game is at halftime, so I am bored even though I am watching Redzone so I get Cheifs/Oak to pass the time
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Fox is already advertising the U.S. Open in June????
Garlic fries consumed; second half beers purchased. LETS DO THIS!!!
This burger has a good char on it. Also, i’m actually finding these cowboy fans way less annoying than cubs fans. Cubs fans are making me more tolerant by being THE WORST.
Of course, it helps that they shutup when the Boys aren’t driving
Ok Dallas good shit. Now, cut the bullshit penalties and feed Zeke.
Yeah, I could use a Zekedown or three.
Jimmy Johnson has already Bledsoe’d Romo in his head.
In the tradition of Shane Lechler and Ray Guy, Marquette King is one of the best Raiders players on the roster right now.
Someone mentioned ren faire?
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NEVAR go full Mike McCarthy
/smgdh