Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!
KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.
Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.
Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!
Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!
Dak with no regard for Lambeau life! – Peter King
PAAAWWWLLL LAMBEAU AINT NUTIN DAK HAS PLAYED AT BAMA AND LSU, HE’S PLAYED AN SEC SCHEDULE
Alright Zeke run this game out!
Prevent victory defense
COBBDOWN WOO
In Green Bay are they screaming ‘Boo’ or’ Brie’
G!!
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
JOKE; EXPLAINED.
I’ve never seen a woman have an orgasm, which I take as conclusive proof that there is no such thing as a G-spot, rather than conclusive proof that I, as some have stated, need to improve my “hygiene”or “stamina”; “pay any goddamn attention to my needs as a woman” or develop “anything like merely average love-making skills.”
Hey, it turns out Jordy Nelson isn’t dead.
Greatest fans in NFL…booing the shit out of their team…
I honestly can’t blame them. The Packers look like shit and running the ball down 18 with 8 minutes to go isn’t going to make you any friends.
When I was growing up the Packers sucked so every kid who was an asshole had a Cowboys jacket, when they got good they changed allegiances to the Packers again
I remember being deployed the year the Red Sox’s finally won a world series. For the life of me, I don’t know how many assholes, in the middle of the Persian Gulf, were able to swap out their Yankees hats for Red Sox hats so quickly.
When I was growing up the Cowboys were trash and everyone had a Raiders or Broncos jacket. Then 1991 happened.
Everyone I knew growing up either had a Cowboys jacket or Charlotte Hornets starter jacket.
Zeke’s 100 yards have been really quiet.
Not only do I have to listen to Favre happy that Rodgers is sucking, but the Packers are letting the Cowboys win big. Back to hating the Packers instead of my kind of acceptance of them.
“Still a lot of game to go, it’s not over.” -What they say when it’s over
Dude over there REALLY wants his ‘old faithful’ nickname for witten to catch on
Cole Fucking Beastly! Great fucking playcall.
At some point the Packers may realize the little white guy running around the field is actually playing for the Cowboys, and then they’ll start covering him; until then, however, I’d keep throwing it to him.
you stupid packers
It’s cool, Cowboys. Not like I need any Zekedowns or anything.
GRITTY CUT
Witten took that cheese for a ride. 🙂
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Witten took that cheese for a ride. 🙂
ZEKE is a Beast!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know the best example of how the NFL really doesn’t give a shit about player safety…look at the fucking sidelines.
Is there any other sport, especially a contact sport, with more shit on the sidelines? Its like a foot and then players are slamming into equipment, cameras, just random shit.
The only more dangerous setup I can think of is Sumo tournaments because the ring is elevated significantly.
BattleBots doesn’t care about robot safety. Human safety yes, but not robot safety.
Not exactly a sport, but…
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I HAVEN’T SEEN AN AARON BOXED IN LIKE THIS SINCE THEY PUT TORIE’S DAD IN A MAUSOLEUM
THAT IS FUCKING GOOD.
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That was a cheap shot on Zeke
Cowboy fan just cheered for the troy aikman graphic…
This is why I root for the Cowboys at home, by myself, away from those assholes.
You know Favre has a raging boner being at this game and seeing Rodgers suck ass.
Pics (in text form) or it didn’t happen.
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So does Peter King.
If by “raging” you mean “mildly irritated” that’s probably accurate.
Yes, but that raging boner will be texted to a sideline reporter.
This is why DFO referral search results include “sucking ass images”
My phone, like my beer, is almost dead. I’ll catch y’all for the night game
Rodgers is earning every one of these boos today. Mostly from me, because I really need him to start throwing the ball to Nelson, and not at random fans in the stands.
You mean you DON’T have “Random Fans” on your fantasy team? Well there’s your problem.
Did Aaron Rodgers decide to drop DirecTV and get cable?
BANNER-ish
Andy Reid is 15-2 after a bye, best in nfl? What poor intern dredged up that tortured stat?
They harp on it every year.
Every. Year.
They have been bringing it up for a few years. They just use the talking points for previous years and check if it still works
Andy Reid always feels better after 2 weeks of Sirloin Stockade.
The Falcons turned 17-3 into 24-17 pretty goddamned easily.
I guess Dak was disappointed that his earlier interception was ruled a fumble. Way to try again! The cowfolk hereabouts were strangely silent. They must be short term fair weather fans.
Fuck this half.
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On the other hand; IT IS FANTASTIC!
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Why does McCarthy keep running that formation from 1953 that has gained 0 yards today
This Dallas Defense I call it Arthur Miller because it is shutting down McCarthy’s 1953 strategy.
Is Brett Favre the kryptonite to Rodgers? He shat the bed last year when they retired Favre’s jersey, and is doing the same today. Is it a form of tribute?
Good thing I didn’t start Daklemore this week
Fucking Romo…ops…sorry…old habit.
ouch, Dak. Not a good decision at all.
WE HAVE A DAKCEPTION
Cmon Butler
Rodgers tried to get cute and instead of giving the ball to Lacy he tries to run it in himself. Go lick a vagina Rodgers!
I believe a) the coaches pulled Lacy b) the coaches called a designed draw and c) the coaches told him he didn’t have to pretend to like licking vagina anymore
Stop hoarding Olivia Munn then. I am sure I would have a chance if they broke up
So….is the NFC East good?
I’m scared, too.
It’s an uncomfortable thought, but…yeah
2016 NFC East = 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
The Giants are still kind of a lame pony of the apocalypse
Just wait until Dak breaks his back.
Aaron Rodgers has bet heavily on the Cowboys to win this game. That is the only explanation for what I’m watching right now.
The Packers unis look like they meant to show up for a polo game, but forgot their horses and decided to try and play football instead.
Even with Lacy on the bench, the football is greasy from all those hamprints
LOLDGERS
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GIVE IT TO FAT LACY
YOU DESERVE THAT FOR NOT GIVING IT TO FAT LACY, DIPSHITS