Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread

Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!

KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.

Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.

Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!

Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!

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litre_cola

Hello commentists. I know we have DFOers from down here in Oz but let me tell you 4 am Monday Morning footbaw is a bit much. How are we all doing today?

Beerguyrob

I’m six beers into the Seahawks game, so… fine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who’s got that Skip Bayless brick for the Favre halftime appearance?

Romonobyl

Farve texting by the bathrooms. This shit just writes itself!

Doktor Zymm

Steelers bumblebee convict unis >> Packers throwbacks

fleshwound_NPG

bumblebee>packerbacks>Factory of Sadness and Bad Jerseys

Spur

Don’t fucking touch him Sanchez

fleshwound_NPG

98 yards in what, a minute?

fleshwound_NPG

Holy shit, 34 seconds

Spur

Mccarthy gave Dallas a timeout.really

Doktor Zymm

I was at Renfest during the early games, and I stopped at a typical suburban sports bar to watch some of the late games. I have wandered into a nest of Cowboy fans. I forgot how damn many of them there are in the DC burbs.

Romonobyl

Are your faculties still intact?

Doktor Zymm

I’m practicing my zen beer drinking

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Oh God. You aren’t allergic, are you? Did they come into physical contact with you? DO YOU NEED AN EPIPEN?!

Doktor Zymm

The antidote is snarky comments, though I won’t say no to a shot of ephedrine

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Oh thank God.

Romonobyl

You guys need to calm down! The symptoms rarely last more than 24 hours.

Glorious Chairman Dan

MD Renfest is pretty dank. Bought a drinking horn there

King Hippo

Even inside the 5, Tiny Hands manages TWO checkdowns!

Spur

Thanks for the timeout Greenbay

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just catching up after a nap. Anybody got some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(And I know it was his kidney, not his liver, but still, DAMN)

Spur

FUCK YES! BEAUTIFUL!

fleshwound_NPG

RIP That Packer Cornerback

Spur

Williams had to be told by Witten to go out of bounds

blackroseMD1

Odds Favre unretires at halftime?

John Difool

From football or dickpics?

blackroseMD1

Football.

We all know he’ll unretire from dick pics eventually.

fleshwound_NPG

Mushroom Dick Ring of Honor Halftime!

Romonobyl

PLEASENOSAFETY PLEASENOSAFETY PLEASENOSAFETY

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Anyone else see that Skip Bayless promo where he stands up in the middle of the theater and argues with a character on screen? Every time I want someone to throw a brick right at the back of Skip’s head and it NEVER HAPPENS.

herodotus450

I heard that happens in the next one, you just need to keep watching

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I haven’t seen it. I would be rooting for someone to break both his legs, then his arms, then leave the camera on him as he slowly starves to death/dies of dehydration.

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The worst part is that you can tell when he stands up he really thinks he’s being some sort of hero for having a completely trivial sports opinion and that what he does is somehow important work.

It’s just stunning to see how little of a man he is.

Sill Bimmons

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ThePirateSloth

Jon Ryan: Best fg holder in the league!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Spur

Abandoning the Run. the Old Cowboys are back.

fleshwound_NPG

That wasn’t a bad throw by Rodgers, that was actually good coverage

The Maestro

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

Spur

Byron Jones is a stud

Romonobyl

Looked like Sean Lee almost killed Claiborne.

Romonobyl

If Claiborne had simply put up his hands and followed directions that never would have happened.

King Hippo

seems like it should be unsportsmanlike conduct instead

Spur

Great job Durant!

Old School Zero

Either Rich Gannon has a very good makeup artist or he’s had some work done.

King Hippo

they should make a DVD of Seabass kickoffs. SO MUCH DRAMA

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Old School Zero

The halftime talk with the CBS yokels was about how Kaepernick needs to STICK TO SPROTS and how much ODB is a GLORREEEE BOY and a liability to his team. NFL has no idea how much it’s on the wrong side of history already with all this whitesplaining.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Romonobyl

Somebody needs to build a wall around the nearest Carl’s Jr.

Spur

That’s what Dak gets for asking Mark Sanchez for tips. I expected better from your Dak.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To be fair, Mark Sanchez thought he was talking about playing just the tip.

Gratliff

So what’s it gonna be? Dakaclysm? I’m partial to that one.

Sill Bimmons

DAKOCALYPSE NAOW

John Difool

gmta

John Difool

DAKPOCCALYPSE NOW

Romonobyl

I refuse to change my profile nevertheless.

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Romonobyl

Supposedly the most likeable guy in that band. Seems pretty laid back.

Sill Bimmons

A GIS of “duff mckagan 12 jersey” yielded no images so he can’t be that bad.

fleshwound_NPG

WTF DAK

King Hippo

ham hands ,, smgdh

Romonobyl

Romo is padding up…

Spur

No Dak, no

Spur

That eating gesture by Zeke may be called for taunting eddie lacy

Sill Bimmons

The SKS lives on in the Fat Lacy meme.

Romonobyl

Taunting or tempting?

John Difool

If you’re Eddie , how do you simulate eating out of an oatbag or a trough?

Sill Bimmons

DAK N’ DA BEEZ

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Spur

Nie run by Zeke. FEED HIM THE CHEESE

Romonobyl

Last one. Not very sexay, but this thing paid my bills for almost 30 years, so it’s honorary:
http://cdn-www.airliners.net/photos/airliners/9/1/4/1336419.jpg?v=v40

Sill Bimmons
ThePirateSloth

I’m sitting at the bar and it is taking me longer to get a beer here than it would take me if I was at the damn stadium.

/urge to kill… rising

The struggle is real.

John Difool

#FirstWorldProblems

King Hippo

This is what happens when you take jobs away from good American kickers. SAD!

Sill Bimmons

Andy Reid has been a coach for 18 seasons #FailingUpward

fleshwound_NPG

Jeff Triplette has been a ref for 20

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In Reid’s defense, when you’re as massive as he is, things don’t only fall “down” when around him.

Sill Bimmons

More of an accretion ring-type effect…

John Difool

There’s more fedoras in that 20 second Verizon commercial than in Roman Polanski”s Chinatown.

Old School Zero

That last Alex Smith pass went at least 10 yards in the air.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/c3673d67d51c8f8b2543847bc42c3cfc/tumblr_mkujonRXMy1rwsd7jo1_500.gif

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King Hippo

Troy likes all senseless conservative decisions

Don T

Somewhere Mike Smith had a stinger.