Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread

Glad to see you made it through the day. It’s always a bit of a relief to get this stupid day into your rear-view mirror, isn’t it? Going over the comments in the open threads yesterday, I must say that the vast majority of you typer-people showed their A-game. Tons of giggles were had by yours truly. [eyes dart back and forth] I’m sure quality work like that can’t be replicated for this tilt. [pregnant pause] TO THE GAME!

NYJ/Ari-For all those that are stashing wr Decker at the bottom of your roster it’s time to let him go-he’s done for the year. Speaking of lost years, the Jets are looking at same if they lose this one on the road. The only thing in their favour right now is that the Cards have lost 2 of 3 at home. Still, qb Fitz McHarvard has been heartily welcomed back to mediocrity by his arm, instincts and understanding of how NFL defenses work. So this seems like qb Carson’s game to win, right? Uh, over the course of the last 8 games he’s thrown 13 intercepts and fumbled 6 (!) times. It’s a bitch being 37 years old in the NFL. Lover of the deep ball and coach of the best (it’s debatable) young rb in the league Arians just can’t figure out what to do. Will he let his fella run wild like he did last week? Or will he continue to give the other Fitz, Brown and Floyd those big strike chances? Let’s find out, shall we?

I’m done-GO GO, GADGET FINGERS!

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Beerguyrob
blackroseMD1

That seems like it’s going to be a match that’s either 1 minute long that could go either way, or a 20 minute match that’s going to be full of rest holds and will overshadow better matches on the card.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am full Doctor Horrible right now. Not pretending I I am not just watching that show now

Beerguyrob

I pity the fool who challenges your credentials.

Unsurprised

In light of all A-plusses, the Windowless Van deserves the Mega Tycoon Wash.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I embarrassed myself enough tonight Senor, let’s go to Dr. Horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jivFpDw4erk

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am really sorry I just admitted that.

Unsurprised

I wonder how trollsoharduniversity’s night at the Boston Jets bar ended. I assume in blood, but hopefully not any of his(?).

Senor Weaselo

There will be blood. It might be yours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwSEEESKUG8

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If my dad can’t accept me dropping a class with an emotionally abusiveness teacher, it is on him. He got caught beating me with a hockey stick and breaking it twice because I only scored 3 goals for him. I still am gonna lie and just go to my moms and not admit I dropped out.

Unsurprised

*Waits for the inevitable moment when MTWV kicks his dad’s Ferrari out the window*

Brocky

That’s good hustle?

Unsurprised

I’m coining Dakashima Disaster now for DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK’s and the rest of the Cowboys’ inevitable winter collapse.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I dropped a class that is taught by someone that thinks asking a question no one would have any reason to know, then sits there for 60 seconds, then insults the guy/girl who eventually answers for not knowing something he was never taught. Same class midterm, 0 people passed because he taught none of it, his solution was make the person who guessed best a perfect score and adjust grades to match that. It wasn’t a solitary mission it is how he does all his tests.

Unsurprised

I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

Unsurprised

For real, though. You dodged a bullet. How’s the rest of your coursework going?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

A+ in every other course

Unsurprised

GREAT FUCKING HUSTLE!

Senor Weaselo

That seems like a reasonable and well-thought out me—nah, I can’t finish that sentence. I’d say you made a good call.

Brocky

man, are class seems way more intense than I remember

Brocky

AP Classes

jesus christ brocky, get it together

Senor Weaselo

MTWV got me into a GT kick, so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV8m37_2Y6w

Beerguyrob

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Unsurprised

He’d have been a great running mate for Trump

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Hey now!

Mr. Ayo

Nice set of wheels there

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t think that guy is even left-handed.

Mr. Ayo

Lefties don’t wear their watch on that side.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s allergic.

Mr. Ayo

To cottage cheese?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Upvoting yourself; hopefully your camera wasn’t on.

Mr. Ayo

It’s always on.

Sill Bimmons

It’s all wheels.

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Sill Bimmons
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think GT2 did it better than anyone had at its release date, GTA San Andreas obviously beat it a few years later, Vice city probably did too. My question to everyone is what is your favorite video game soundtrack with pop culture music. Feel free to include tracks you love.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?

*operator errror

Mr. Ayo

Not enough butter

Sill Bimmons

It’s all wheels.

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Fronkenshteen

Jesus. Geno is our QB now? Why do I bother with this fucking team?

Fronkenshteen

Well hai there folks. My boss is upstairs doing payroll. I am done-ski, even mopped the floor, and couldn’t handle sobriety any longer.
So I poured a large lager and am standing in the men’s room drinking and looking over fantasy results. I am pathetic.

Fronkenshteen

DGB didn’t kill me, but did you happen to see his 30+ yard catch on a busted play that got called back on a ticky-tack holding call? He looked like A.J. Green with Gronkowski’s strength. Here’s hoping he’s the Christine Michael of wide outs.

Mr. Ayo

Go upstairs and help your boss give you that well deserved raise.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Take the butter.

Unsurprised

Leave the gun

Unsurprised

At least you’re working. I quit before I had a net to catch me, and I’ve been dicking around here all day.

Fronkenshteen

Hey man, been thinking of you. Clocks are about to go “Fall Back” and I know that’s one of the worst times to deal with my bad brains. Hope you’re doing good.

Sill Bimmons
Mr. Ayo

The #flatearthsociety has a lot of issues with this depiction.

Shogun Marcus

No wonder my Assyro-Babylonian pickup lines NEVAR work!
I thought it was my accent, or my lack of clothing while in their apartment unbeknownst to them. Huh.

Fronkenshteen

Aw come on Sill! Maybe you need a refresher course. It’s all ball bearings these days!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9ur65eFrA1qdtibzo1_500.jpg

Brocky

Evening

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is obviously where I first heard that song Senor Weaselo. I have no excuse for my love for Lovefool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms

Unsurprised

What should I do now? I guess work or something.

Croooow

David Johnson is the man. That is all.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Like 3ish hours someone brought up the Cardigans as a guilty pleasure. I am on board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7M4SHPBu1A

Senor Weaselo

Senor approves but mainly because of Gran Turismo 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e701QHyCr0o

Senor Weaselo

THIS SENOR WEASELO, I CALL HIM TOPHAT JONES BECAUSE WATCHING THE JETS IS MAKING HIM BEG FOR A MERCIFUL END.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Game finally up again. Now regretting coming back to it.

Spur

Sweet mother Mary just let this game end

Shogun Marcus

Why not, I think you all are!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gfe4S-uBwUs