Remember in the Cardinals preview when I told you not to pick David Johnson early in your fantasy draft? Well, I also said that team could be the top overall seed in the NFC so I’ll just stick with what I know and that’s posting gifs for the rest of you to be funny about.
No forms this week so just use the comment section (I’m too slammed to mess with all that). I was against it but I understand that public transparency combined with the need for Commentist ID laws are the only solution to the rampant #humourfraud that will surely become the next big hashtag (not really — see above for my skills as a predictor of anything). So enjoy these snippets because your next dose of football will be TNF Bears at Packers. It will be a something-fest, I guarantee it.
![Washington [*Redacted] s tight end Vernon Davis excessively celebrates a touchdown reception in a game against the Philadelphia Eagles.](http://i.giphy.com/o6cvkcyQWUFPy.gif)
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Derrick Johnson one bone crushing hit closer to joining Derrick Thomas
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There’s a pegging joke deep in here somewhere…
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St. Louis or Los Angeles Rams? Which way? I really don’t know!
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TOUCHDOWN, SEAHAWKS!
Cleveland gif:
Officer, I do not have a gu…
Holy shit that is so dark it already got shot “resisting arrest”
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No one wearing that should ever think they are better than anyone else…EVER.
That’s not so much a joke as the most damning statement ever.
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1. These Packers of Green Bay may have their championships and community support, but my Cowboys of Dallas will always be welcome in the finest gentlemanly eating clubs.
2. The last Cowboy this excited to win in Wisconsin was LBJ.
Garrett’s really rubbing his complete digital mobility in the faces of everyone who stroked out after the second helping of bacon cheese curds
Garrett: “I’m gonna barbeque yo’ ass in molasses!”
Packers fans: “DIBS!”
“Does DAK! think I look cool? I bet DAK! thinks look cool.”
In reference to those camembertian comestibles, this way to the egress.
Swearinger, you cocksucker
I haven’t seen Atlanta fucked over this hard by a Sherman since the March to the Sea.
So I’m guessing TB 12 is worse than TB 11, but is it as bad as Hanta/AIDS?
It’s an even worse strain of MRSA, if you can imagine
Gif boner.
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“Just remember, folks; Roger Goodell is a goddamn disgrace!”
SYYYYYYKKKKEEEE!!!!!
Cleveland – Tennessee: I’m tellin’ ya, that steelhead was THIS big!
Falcons – Seahawks: I haven’t seen a Sherman use such dishonorable tactics to disrupt the production of a Jones since the Federals overran Mrs. Charles Colcock Jones’s plantation outside of Savannah in 1865.*
*this is a true historical event I looked it up.
NEEEERRRRRRDDDDD
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Peake a boom.
Somebody gets to see Twin Peakes in his mirror today!
Vernon wants everyone to remember that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead.
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I haven’t seen a bird take down a New York Jet like that since Tom Hanks starred in Sully.
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Milton fumed the entire ride home; they had rehearsed for hours, but when the time came, M, C, and A were nowhere to be found.
This reads straight Tom Servo.
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Stadium Of Deplorables
Shut it down, folks, we’ve got a winner right here.
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“You called Purple Monkey Dishwasher in the huddle, so that’s what I’m doing!”
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Oh, so there are OTHER occasions where people wear black around Chiefs linebackers.
Took me a second, but oh my.
That comment hit like a shot to the head…. in the parking lot.
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“I once caught a fish THIS BIG!”
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Oh, he ded.
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Oh, he ded, too.
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“You like that, huh? YOU LIKE THAT!!”
(I know that’s a Cousins joke, but I’m lame and had to add this)
“We at Fox apologize to our viewers for this wanton display of blackness.”