[Thanks to R-T-Deadly for this weeks silhouettes]
Week 7 results, folks, and while some of us are just hitting our stride, others are putting up highlight reel performances (looking at you, 4 and 4 Tennessee Titans). Now, it may have been because I got all super high tonight while going through the submissions but you guys made tears roll down my face with this batch of comments. Just really excellent stuff that truly pays tribute to the birth of [DFO]. Which is why, for many of you who put up hilarious commentary, I’m sorry to say that, this week, one commentist was otherworldly.
Week 7 Quotables is all about LemonJello — the rest of us were just living in it.
I made a grown man cry at work today…just using words.
I have not done that since I was in the navy. Serves the fucker right for trying to schedule me to give training during the week of fucking Christmas.
Dude what the fuck?! You should’ve cut him.
With any luck he’ll do that to himself tonight.
JSD: Be sure to remind him, “down the road, not across the tracks.”
Like crocodile tears cry or like, had to take it from a superior and has built up frustration ‘cry’?
You know what, just take a photo of the big baby and post it here on the internet.
Did you question his intelligence, his ancestry, his upbringing, or all three?
last night was our 15th anniversary, me and my wife, not me and my discovery of bourbon. So i go to lock the door in the evening and BANG my oldest son comes knocking saying, “I forgot to charge my iPhone.”
Throwing a cock block on your father is not going to get you iTunes gift cards, you little shit.
You’re going to fuck with his jerkoff sessions for a while, aren’t you?
How I feel right now:
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How I look right now:
Next week’s gifs will just be the entirety of last night’s game, right?
I, no joke, pulled four candidates from those highlights.
I could have padded the rest of the season with just the compilation of Bortle’s misfires.
Last night was basically a wire hanger abortle.
Friday yall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0wCWvr00s
Ratings may be down, but NFL slapstick is at an all time high!
And their numbers for slapping spouses are holding steady!
Slapstick or slapdick?
I didn’t know Brocky and Jay Cutler had an intimate relationship before. Brush with fame.
Cutler is incapable of intimacy. He does it with the lights off and his shirt on.
He just normally scratches Kristin and then runs away and hides under the counter in the kitchen
She builds up the rabies immunity NATURALLY.
Maybe I should have been more specific; according to Brocky it was just unemotional butt play.