2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Results)

[Thanks to R-T-Deadly for this weeks silhouettes]

Week 7 results, folks, and while some of us are just hitting our stride, others are putting up highlight reel performances (looking at you, 4 and 4 Tennessee Titans). Now, it may have been because I got all super high tonight while going through the submissions but you guys made tears roll down my face with this batch of comments. Just really excellent stuff that truly pays tribute to the birth of [DFO]. Which is why, for many of you who put up hilarious commentary, I’m sorry to say that, this week, one commentist was otherworldly.

Week 7 Quotables is all about LemonJello — the rest of us were just living in it.

“I haven’t seen a guy escape a bear like that since Fleet Week in San Fransisco. — *“I haven’t seen a guy escape a bear like that since Fleet Week in San Francisco.” -LemonJello*

*“**Yakety Sax plays in the background**” -LemonJello*

*“**Yakety Sax grows louder**” -LemonJello*

*“**Yakety Sax plays at an ear-bleeding volume**” -LemonJello*

*“I just can’t make fun of the guy. Jay Cutler has made me do far worse.” -Brocky*

*“‘Offensive’ is certainly a way to describe this.” -Bloody Lethal*

*“Hey TJ. Do you know what team I’m on? No. I didn’t get hit in the head. Why?” -Trollsoharduniversity*

*“Sad trombone plays us out.” -LemonJello*

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JustStopDude

October 28, 2016 3:11 pm

I made a grown man cry at work today…just using words.

I have not done that since I was in the navy. Serves the fucker right for trying to schedule me to give training during the week of fucking Christmas.

entropy

Reply to JustStopDude

October 28, 2016 3:12 pm

Dude what the fuck?! You should’ve cut him.

Unsurprised

Reply to entropy

October 28, 2016 3:42 pm

With any luck he’ll do that to himself tonight.

JSD: Be sure to remind him, “down the road, not across the tracks.”

blaxabbath

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Reply to JustStopDude

October 28, 2016 3:55 pm

Like crocodile tears cry or like, had to take it from a superior and has built up frustration ‘cry’?

You know what, just take a photo of the big baby and post it here on the internet.

LemonJello

Reply to JustStopDude

October 28, 2016 8:45 pm

Did you question his intelligence, his ancestry, his upbringing, or all three?

jjfozz

October 28, 2016 1:07 pm

last night was our 15th anniversary, me and my wife, not me and my discovery of bourbon. So i go to lock the door in the evening and BANG my oldest son comes knocking saying, “I forgot to charge my iPhone.”

Throwing a cock block on your father is not going to get you iTunes gift cards, you little shit.