Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
Time for the hidden ball trick!
oh mine have stayed hidden for YEARS
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She looks break the skin on your back crazy
I get more of a day job is a waitress and she has three kids she tries to hide from you so she can get a quickie in, then kick you out of the house fast.
I always assumed Robin was into dudes.
Um, Dallas??? It’s called “defense”. Look it up.
Squirting through tiny holes.
Davis with the 3-0 red light about as active as Tony LaRussa passed out drunk at an actual red light.
Game on
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For the record i like Dorothy and 80’s workout
Better than nothing.
Stop forcing to Dez and throw to Beasley
I have to admit I’m disappointed by the lack of participation in this thread, even from the anti-cowboys faction.
THIS ROMONOBYL, I CALL HIM DAD BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT HOW DISAPPOINTED HE IS IN US
A lot of us are distracted by baseball, to be fair.
I promise to hate on the Cowboys twice as hard next week. I sincerely apologize
That’s all I ask!
It’s the new blog setup
For reals.
FUCKING CALLED IT!
Welp
Flipped back at the wrong time
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Points for a ballsy play. Too bad it doesn’t count,
How on earth does every team in this shit division have a winning record?
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Cowboys D need a quick 3 and out or turn over
Dak is letting his rookieness show.
Nah. Dak is out here to make himself the centerpiece because he’s on national tee vee. How is Elliott supposed to get in rhythm when he gets one chance per series? Fuck Prescott. Zeke should “blow” his blocking assignment on the next third down and let that greedy showboating cocksucker get fucking creamed.
Dexter Fowler’s balls are bigger than his foot is swollen
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Kris Bryant dated his wife for eight years and got married last year. He is 24.
Baseball players are idiots.
Babe Ruth was most certainly not an idiot, if this is how we’re assessing intelligence in this situation.
Did the Cubs live to torture their fans for one more day?
Cowboys need a quick TD here to keep the pressure on the Philly Fucks
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He’s 6’6″. Make him go to the ground to make the catch. Smart shit, right there.
The Eagles are just like me in that they can’t put anything away and their balls are constantly on the floor.
Odds both SNF and the beisbol both go past midnight? 100%?
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I don’t know what to watch!!!
Iggles or beisbol?!?!?
I’m beginning to lean towards Wrigley. Don’t judge, I grew up in that ballpark.
Currently flipping between both, as well as the Sens-Oilers game. I am a remote control zen master.
I have the Flambes game on rotate too.
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Eddie Vedder sounds deader than Harry Caray
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That sound? Oh, just thousands of Immature Bears fans sphincters puckering and then relaxing…for now.
This’ll be the first time in decades that Eddie Vedder has sung anything without a bottle of wine in his hand.
It was obviously just slightly off camera until he stumbled back into his chair at the end of it
Dont hate
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GLOREEE BOYYYYY!!!!
In other news, Sasha Banks and Charlotte Flair just became the first women to main event a WWE PPV.
Just to recap that kicker who ran for 30 yards.
Gotta luv it.
Dak’ll call his own number.
Little known fact: it’s 8675309
Who??
LET ZEKE EAT!
Engage momentum shift on my mark….
NOW!
Wow fucking wow…
Dak’ll throw on first down.
Garrett has BALLS INDEED
Mmmmm, yes. I remember when Buffy and I were vacationing at our friends’ ranch out west. They brought out a local delicacy and refrained to divulge their actual contents until I had devoured three helpings. Since then my balls grew royally indeed, good sir.
Wel
I think I’ll start following based-balls instead.
Jesus fucking Christ. Do they not remember what happened the last time they brought their closer in in the 7th?
Down 10? Better air it out on every down now Dik.
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I can’t take Carlos Sanatana seriously without a guitar and a shitload of hooch.
Apparently, tiny Darren just passed LT in all purpose yards.
ok, one more mixed drink.
Methinks it might take much more my friend.