Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
Fair catch free kick??
Let’s end the long day with a safety.
If/when this goes to OT, T-Will will win it by putting DAL into FG range.
Back that ass up.
Who wants to see Wentz throw a ball between 2 and -2 yards of the LOS? BECAUSE HE WILL
I was gonna watch Westworld 2 hours ago. How is the Cubs game still on? When I was a kid that was the length of the entire game.
3 timeouts they could have ran the ball???????
I am content with the Bengals losing their 2 Super Bowls if it prevented Cris Collinsworth from winning one.
Romoesque
Football fucking sucks.
DAK! has learned Romo lesson #1: “When in doubt, throw it to Dez.”
Let’s see if he’s learned Romo’s other lesson.
If she orders a birthday cake for an appetizer, you better pretend to go potty and RUN
Eat up the clock and get in Baily range. It’s not that difficult.
who has a recipe FOAR 2-minute DAK!?
“6 + _ = 12”
“4 + _ = 6”
OOOOHHH I GOT THIS!! (Thanks to all the XP misses today)
football really is the only reason boys know anything of maths
Just checked the score in the “other” sport. I see it’s plodding right along.
“No Cami that haircut looks like shit” – Hot Mario
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we had a 27-27 tie, now we can have 26-26!
My response to OT:
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That Dino has a fat ass, am sure
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somebody told DAK! Tony’s secret. When you’re sucking ass, just throw it up for grabs, and Dez will go get it.
Who told you?????
Aroldis Chapman is on deck. The Cubs are going to have their closer hit.
Even as an Iggles fan I am watching the beisbol
Sorry for the overload of scream gifs, the cache demands it
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Now I know why I’m on blood pressure meds.
Wow. Dak got lucky.
This World Series game is giving me a fear boner
Claim anticiporection
you can hold Dez b/g his mom’s a whore , ppl forget that
Tiny White Guy’s Lives Matter!!! Get it to the Beez!!!!
Oprah Book Club-approved!
how would the warring Commentist factions feel about…a TIE??
No. Any other team, much yes.
EFF OFF AND DIE!!!!!!!
Cubs’ batters must think they’re playing blackjack in Vegas based on how they reject insurance.
Pleeeeeeease not another tie. Our planet is fragile.
Throw to Beasley!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know this is tardy, but it would be remiss of me not to point out that the “Officially Sanctioned” SNF Intro video featured Antonio Brown doing a “dance”, yet the No Fun League flagged him for 1 too many pumps a few weeks ago.
Hey. fucking double cover Dez. how about that?
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I see the officiating hasn’t gotten any better since I started watching baseball. If that’s holding there’s never been a legitimate offensive play in the history of the NFL.
Which I’m not ruling out.
I hate everything. Fuck the world. Goodnight.
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Of course there’s a flag
BLEERGH shall not be mocked
Joe Buck just yelled “There goes Kipnis!” as a black guy stole 3rd.
Kipnis is white, and had popped out two pitches earlier.
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Fuck it one more drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only one?
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Here’s a hint:
Soul crushing 1st down, coming up!
This appearance of Aroldis is longer than the court date.
Hasn’t Jerral called up one of the snipers to take out Sproles yet?
He’s too small in the scope.
Come on Cowboys, do something.
Losing is something
Goddammit
Losing counts as “something”