Two games? The stupid NFL lucks out sked-wise because they both should be interestifying. Still, two games? TO THE TWO GAMES!
SD/Den-Despite fantastic play from qb Rivers the Chargers look like the children’s book, “The Little Engine That Couldn’t Quite Get Up The Hill Even Though He Received Lots Of Encouragement From People That Weren’t Aware Of The Train’s Inherent Limitations”. It’s a bitter-sweet allegory concerning you and your parent’s expectations of you. Perhaps rook de Bosa continues on his tear and gets the D going in the right direction (my money is on “NO”-he’s going to burn out at some point). Moving on. Broncs rb rook Booker gets his first big taste of a below-average NFL D. He’ll be spelled by backup Kapri Bibbs. Don’t ever forget about this guy. I can’t. Just saying his name reminds me of Capri Sun, baby bibs and nipples being forced into my mouth. Good Times. He might be my new favourite player.
GB/Atl-Oh Christ! I just came across the fact Falcons HC Quinn brought in some Special Forces guys to talk about “accountability and how it relates to everyone on the team”. This is the coward that didn’t have balls to go for it on 4th down in OT that resulted in a loss to the Chargers last week. WEAK! AS HELL! I should give some credit where it is due-political commentators and Hakeem Olajuwon have praised his pivot game. Packers-wise, Cobb has been ruled out and the Packers look to be almost done in a division where Minny is running away and the Lions are cautiously circling around competency, wondering if it will bite back.
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Shoulda been a safety.
WHY THE FUCK DID WE JUST CALL A TIMEOUT?!
ATL smartly bled clock there. GB shoulda called timeout.
Ugh. Jeebus. Come on.
DOSS!!!! I didn’t even know he played outside of special teams.
We will soon have an interesting “to intentional safety or no” sitch, methinks.
Fuck.
Damn.
San Diego is gonna win 28-27. Missed 2-pointer, get ball back, FG
Hell of a catch by Hunter Henry there.
I really like that guy.
He’s special. NO IDEA why they have him taking a backseat to half-dead Gates again this week if healthy.
Is Wade so magic that everyone forgot to defense immediately upon his exit from the premises??
His presence is HUGE.
YOU TELL THAT MOTHERFUCKER THAT IF TUBBY CAN STILL WALK, HE’S NOT GETTING THE MONEY!
Jamie Erdahl? OPPOSITE FEELS
I hate hate hate Trevor Siemian
yeah, don’t get me any points (fantasy or real life happiness, Devontae). SIGH
that’s why ya kick, McCoy
I sat on my balls today, now I know how Joe Thomas feels every waking moment of his life.
It feels weird, but I almost trust the SD defense to bail us out of this one instead of the offense… just feels… wrong.
Well, except when they do that…
SO….NOW DO YA KICK?
Apparently not.
Semen, you cum dumpster
Can you imagine how much shit he must have caught as a kid with a name like siemian? I kinda feel sorry for him
Symmetrical derping!
About damn time they actually caught one!
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Welp…
This is what I get for getting hopeful about the Chargers.
Looks like they made the right call with Bosa v. Ramsey, though
It’s true. Bosa is a better selling point for the Los Angeles fans than the entire Rams organization.
For that TD, I had both Sanders (tackled at the 1) and the tailback in the backfield on the next play (FB dive). FUCK MY LIFE.
I will end up losing by about 5 to the Brady/Gronk/Edelman team, with my waiver wire QB and AZ not giving David Johnson any touches again.
Ouch.
Well, it wouldn’t be a true touchdown if a Charger weren’t injured on it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chargers Strength and Conditioning Coach is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
way to fuck me in fantasy but WOO!!!
Get Booker back in, FFS
Kubes back to being the playcaller I love to see. Using backs and TEs, ESPECIALLy with Virgil Green back.
so, what your saying is, baby got back?
mmmmmm ribs
why throw it away? Sanders was WIDE OPEN in the flat
Oh crap…I fell asleep and just now woke up. I basically took a four hour, afternoon nap.
My sleep is fucked…
OXY!!!!
oxycontin?
America’s #1 sleep aid!
You, sir, are doing Sunday right!
Toss plays. That’s what we needs to do.
I need Sanders points out the wazoo, but Semen should NOT throw the ball.
I’ve got Sanders on one of my leagues too, but I also started Derek Carr in that league, so I’m pretty good to go there.
I am glad I didn’t go to a bar to watch this shit, I’d be too blind to watch Q4
Think I have to go Kevin Kolb jersey tonight at the bar. Need the juju.
I thought maybe McNabb because sounds like you might need a power barf in order to keep on chuggin’ along.
Damn announcer has jinxed Lambo twice now.
it’s almost like ATL ain’t built FOAR the power run
hell of a catch there
By Travis Benjamin of all people.
looked like he was just as surprised as everyone else
HOLY SHIT! THAT’S A DAMN CATCH!
it’s really gonna screw up my week if I have to drive to Denver tonight and murder Devontae Booker.
/after conclusion of MANDATORY 14-hour viewing window, of course
c’mon man, that’s what craigslist is for. Outsource that shit
c’mon man, that’s what craigslist is for. Subcontract that shit
Dontrelle Inman? FUCKING REALLY??
I am 2 bottles of wine deep, and the Iggles game hasn’t started. The expletives are starting to fly.
MAKE IT THREE, DON’T BE A HOSER
So…..
is it socially acceptable to make fun of Phillips yet?
He just wanted to have a major medical emergency before Kubes has another stroke, so they can’t blame him if they don’t win the division
yeah, he can move everything and spoke to the team at halftime, GO FOAR IT
What’s the over/under on turnovers for the rest of this game? 40?
what caused the fumble? REACHING FOR THE GODDAMNED PYLON
Guess that my cue to start drinking the hard stuff.
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GOOD JOB BOOKER!
there went my 5% chance to come back in fantasy
5%?!
Wellll… loogit mister lucky pants over here. I don’t even have decimals to fall back on today. I’m done. Toast.
Live look in at Bears’ walk throughs today:
when Kubes listens to Hippo, I do indeed get a little erect
How little?
I’m pretty old ,, smh
OMAHA!!!
Now, THREE. HANDOFFS. TO. BOOKER.