Apparently we have Napoleon to thank for the image above. Nice going, guy that wasn’t really that short for his time. Dog’s breakfast, English breakfast-whatever. We North Americans are in no position to look down our collective multi-chinned noses at how the British opt to deliver lugubrious substances into their gaping maws. Heart disease, obesity, soaring cholesterol levels and diabetes running rampant through a population is simply a sign that you were once a colonizer. That’s if you were doing it right. Okay, I’ll get off my stool now (phrasing?) TO THE GAME!
Was/Cin-For those Cincy fans that like to wank on The Red Rifle-he’s currently 7th in passing %, 4th in yards, 3rd in yards per pass attempt and 7th in passer rating. Sure, that’s all because wr Green is a monstrous beast that can’t be stopped but… I kid-Dalton has held up his end of the bargain quite well but the running game isn’t as good as it should be given the talent back there. And who’s to blame for that? The O-line, of course. The O-line always gets the blame. Cincy’s D is a bit strange-their rush D gave up 100 yards to Browns 4th-stringer Hogan last week. Good news for Redacteds rb Jones then? Not so fast, he’s ruled out so it’s Thompson’s turn. He should have a bigly game. Cincy’s pass D generally and de Dunlap specifically will get to qb Cousins at some point. Dunlap has already piled up 13 qb hits and 5 sacks to this point. Washington’s injured fellas te Reed and cb Norman are expected to play.
So that’s it-a shout out to all the West Coasters that are up for this one and also the newer folks from Freeballin’-make yourselves comfy, she’s gonna be a long day (but in a good way). Now…GO GET ‘EM!!!
The English are so confused about icing the kicker; they don’t even put ice in their drinks.
RedZone NOT showing it. I HATE YOU, SHIELD
I, he, NACHO?
Never heard of him but he must be a starter…
Nacho is bad at Halloween costumes.
“Right then, why don’t they just spray the body part in question and then he’ll be right as rain?”
-British Fan
I guess once the heroic music ends, RedZone can show the end??
Did anyone take the Jest on the road in Survivor? I’m curious, because apparently a non-trivial number of people did.
Ruh Roh.
oh, godfuckingdamnit
the crowd will start whistling if the added time gets beyond like 5 minutes. there haven’t been THAT many injuries…
You know this game is going to end on a score caused by a penalty either by Norman or Burfict.
remember, in London it is “added time”
Yes, but it can also just end.
This game still isn’t as long or as shitty as a cricket match.
Cousins trying to sprout facial hair is just sad.
“Please, I beg of you. Not a tie.”
-outtake from the movie, Frenzy
Isn’t that truly the best way to bring the sport to the British audience? With something they know well?
WHOA, I really need to come to DFO much more often than I do (stupid life). Every single time I come back the site has undergone a new format evolution. How the fuck is everybody doing this fine Sunday morning/afternoon?
http://i.imgur.com/79leRIK.gif
Like the football, I’m shitty.
The sun is shining and I’m inside. So everything is as it should be.
Exactly what a shitty London game needs, OT
Green would have many 200 plus yards games if Dalton were a better QB.
The [*Redacted] s getting more comfortable with occupying a white man’s territory.
this would be like 50-50 if the QBs were competent
Late game derpitude!
He gets an A for Eifert
There’s also a connection to royalty with the two quarterbacks. Cousins are who they marry and Dalton is what their children look like.
Enough time to score a last one. Don’t fuck this up Cincy.
These Brits are about to learn the definition of cravat.
/REDUX
Jesus Christ Bengals
you’re fucking useless
striped pylons gon’ do what they DO!!!
Cousins: DO YOU FANCY SUCH PLAY?!
I am deeply frightened by the British couple in full Tigger cosplay outfits,
They wanted to get into the spirit of being Washington fans, but typo … something
I got nothing. Washington is racist.
Burkhead with the Spinebuster!
I just realized, Fox is using the Brown colors for Bengals graphics (Orange and Brown). We’re bad but not that bad.
Morning/afternoon, degenerates
Yes, Apple. I too go for bike rides in the middle of a dangerous lightning storm.
There’s a dongle for that
For once, the black one is the smallest.
It’s a good fit, sending these two teams to London. [*Redacted] s and Bengals were a favourite of colonial marksmen.
banner!!!
Is this website hungover like me?
Oh shit. The AJ Green catch fixed the site.
such is the power of his cock!!
There are good EPL Sunday fixtures, too. Sides with big national followings. Everton just beat West Ham 2-nil (WOO!!!!) and Chelski plays Southampton in a half hour.
Oooff. [Redacteds] kicker may end up being shoved out a door on the team plane somewhere over the north Atlantic.
Is it the metric system that’s screwing him up?
Usually Cincy waits until the next half for garbage like that. Must be that jetlag.
Mistake implies oopsie. That was no oopsie.
Is the NFL trying to get Europeans to watch football by presenting THIS shitshow? This game is making ME hate football, and I’m a life-long American fan.
I don’t get it.
Trying to spread the fever! The nfl forgetting Europe has been experts in spreading plague since 1350.