So, good news/bad news kind of thing this morning. First the bad, our gif for the sweet Eric Berry tackle/kill shot on Kapri Bibbs got removed by NFL Productions (via our Giphycat host). So, while I’m technically not a criminal in this new Trump’s America (which was a landslide victory by -2.5 million votes at this point), I suspect the next misstep will, in fact, result in DTZM being sued. Now, with that out of the way, onto the good news!
Balls is on tap to host Quotables while I am on hiatus. So good luck with not pissing off NFL Productions over the next couple weeks, Pal. I’m sure the way we tag everything around here with #RogerGoodellIsANationalDisgrace will be well-received down at 345 Park Ave and will in no way result in Mr. Ofsteelandfury being named with Mr. Morris-Pliskin as a co-defendants in this action.
Okay now, you all be nice to the substitute while I’m away.
There are two of these that are not that great; mine and “The Baltimore Ravens run out the clock on the final play of a game against the Cincinnati Bengals.” I realize the second one is a good joke, but it gets told once or twice a year at least.
The rest are top notch c-comedy; well done.
THERE’S ONE RULE GUYS
http://i.imgur.com/kzfCFXI.jpg
Although I put us on Trump’s radar in the first place, so what do I know?
No exposed vag?
Fronkenshteen really killed it last week. There was another one he had that cracked me the fuck up.
I think this was a surprise winner:
“The Baltimore Ravens run out the clock on the final play of a game against the Cincinnati Bengals.”
It’s as exciting as Flacco.
Have a safe and happy journey Mr. Abbath.
Congrats are in order as well.
And after the game, Harbaugh spent 20 minutes bitching that the refs have it out for the Ravens…
you all be nice to the substitute while I’m away.
Um, Mr. Ofsteelandfury? Mr. Abbath usually lets us talk about the questions with each other during the test. Yeah, I think he’s trying to teach us teamwork and cooperation and stuff.
“Sir, may I…”
Mr. Ofsteelandfury: “Yes, what is it. I have to go review some underwear, so hurry up. BTW, what is your name?”
“Mike Hunt, sir. Also, is it ladies underwear, not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
If you kids behave, you’ll get an underwear review included in next week’s post.
May you have the happiest of hiat… Hiatii?