Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in
Hawaii Orlando (at least it’s not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may be injured or those that just didn’t feel like it) as the the Alcohol Football Commentists take on the Narcotics Football Commentists to battle it out in a no holds barred contest of divisional supremacy*! I am your host, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, continuing to fill in for our own Blaxabbath, who at this point, I can only assume has been deported for having a tan.
Following The Big Game™ next week could be the last edition of Quoteables until we reach the Draft. Take advantage of this top shelf #content now while you can, because the horizon is looming and it is getting daaaark. Enjoy, comment responsibly and remember to tip your GIF generators (and yes, beer is a kind of tip.)
*No, no one said that. Get the fuck out of here!
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