Whoa, Nelly! (I miss Keith Jackson… a lot) What have we here? It looks to be games that have playoff implications! I’ve a feeling that we’ll see more of these in the weeks ahead. How do I know? I’ve been down this boulevard of wet dreams before. TO THE GAMES!

Buf/Oak-Do the Billys have another “waltz into Gillette Stadium and shut out the Pats”-type victory in their athletic cups? Likely not but they are .500 on the road and both of the Raiders losses have been at home. That’s what the stats tell me but my belly tells me that the Raiders are rolling and “hey! I could use a few chicken wings down here!”. I’LL DROWN YOU WITH BEER AND SCOTCH, STUPID BELLY!

NYG/Pit-Jenkins vs. Brown. Burns vs. OBJ. A potent run game vs. a pathetic one. Juice boxes vs. Chocotacos. A great number of ball-shattering questions will be answered by the end result of this one. She looks like a keeper.

Was/Ari-Cards fans feel they still have a shot but I don’t think that 9-6-1 (should they win out) will get them a spot at The Big Dance-a-Rama. I will say that an Arizona win will mean that the Giants owe them one. The Redacteds O has reached another level after rb Matt Jones was thrown to the curb and replaced with hard-charging Rob Kelley. His efforts have resulted in qb Cousins having a bit more time to throw to the likes of Garcon, Crowder and Jackson and there has been plenty of thriving all way around.

TB/SD-TB/SD sounds like a medical conference devoted to catchable diseases. Speaking of that, are you catching “CHARGERS NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN” fever? I know I’m not-I had my shots. THANKS, CANADIAN SOCIALISED MEDICINE. That #4 scoring O of San Diego’s biggest challenge is to outscore the massive number of 2nd half points that the D donates to opposing clubs. The Bucs ability to generate turnovers (18 in their last 7 games) should be the difference here.

I did my best-NOW IT’S TIME TO DO YOURS!