Am I overselling it? Really? I thought “Awesomeness” was pretty good. No?
OK, my agent has instructed me to state that “Awesomeness” is a word chosen by me, personally, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions or interests of the [DFO] Network or any of its subsidiaries.
But fuck them….I think you guys are awesome.
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JerBear50, gets a double shot in. Nicely done….
Unsurprised tickled my funny bone with this one…..
But then again, LemonJello did as well….
Bravo to BrettFavresColonoscopy for this one…..
BeerGuyRob…..always funny….
CurseOfMarino going big on his own(?) team. I like it….nicely done….
Oh LemonJello….if you had a vagina….errrrr ummmm….never mind, we’ll talk later….or not….
(seriously….this was some funny shit)
SunriseSunrise gets the gist of my intention of the Rams’ celebration….I knew I liked him.
SunriseSunrise going BIG!!!!!!
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I think that’s it. If I forgot a gif, my apologies. I might be drunk. Or high. Or huffed. Or spun out. Or chasing the dragon. Or…..
But I really mean it when I say that everyone did very well, I must say. Seriously, this was a lot of fun. I vote we banish Blax and that me and balls alternate weeks.
/remembers that’s more work, less drinking time
Never mind….Blax is doing just fine.
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UNNECESSARY TMI TIME ALERT!!!!!!!
I think I’m going to grow the beard out again, now that it’s cold.
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The Tiny Darren gif when it’s loading and just the first frame is so full of yellow jacketed security doofuses that I thought I was seeing spots and had developed a concussion just looking at this fucking page.
(This still may be the case)
DFO Injury Report:
Unsurprised: Questionable – Concussion Protocol
A guy walks into the store and steals $100 bill from the register without the owner’s knowledge. He comes back 5 minutes later and buys $70 worth of goods with the $100 bill. The owner gives him back $30 in change. How much money did the owner lose?
Hey, I’m already logged in to wordpress, no need for these brainteasers.
In Baltimore, he loses everything because the guy who walked back in forgot to shoot the owner of the store.
That’s called a Baltimore — wait.
Damnit, this isn’t fun anymore.
$165, assuming be bought the goods for 1/2 of what they were to be sold for.
Or $200.
/dickjoke
Peaceful times, have come and gone
It’s time to fuckin’ kill somebody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdFwM9tnuNE
Here’s what happens:
1. Dipshit Duo: Flacco and Morningwheg combine for that abortion of a play. 2 points.
2. Patriots gain momentum.
3. We try to gain it back but because we are fuckheads, we don’t. Also that motherfucker Jimmy Smith is apparently constructed of the finest fucking porcelain in existence.
4. Now we have to win out.
5. That shit ain’t happening.
6. So no playoffs.
7. Shocker.
8. So a season ends on a safety.
9. Fucking Baltimore.
10. The “prom night” caption made me laugh and laugh.
11. Fuck you football and emotional investment I put into a game that’s played by psychotic neanderthals, coached by demonic egomaniacs, and owned by greedheads whose actions would shame Attila the Hun.
Don’t forget to add that Roger Goodell Is A National Disgrace
Also, Touchdown Seahawks.
I love the banner
I haven’t been clean shaven since I was 17, so as long as you know how to use things like a chainsaw, grow the beard.
Oh, that wasn’t the kind of beard you meant?
“You have my interest.”
-A. Rodgers
Howdy yall.
I could watch Tiny Darren get his bell rung all day.
It’s a tiny bell.
Lemonjello’s Baltimore Prom Night was my favorite.
Also, i vote no on the Grizzly Adams beard. I hear the ladies don’t like it because it scratches when you are….doing stuff.
You say that as if that is a current consideration of mine.
So cute.
I also vote no on beards, but that’s because I have to worry about things like consistent contact with my instrument and keeping my entry angles the same and… I’m gonna shut up now.
“Entry angles? Tell me more.”
-again, A. Rodgers