Your “Seattle Doesn’t Care If Stafford Has A Thorn In His Paw” NFC Wildcard Game Open Thread

Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!

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Unsurprised

I’m still here!

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JerBear50

Are you trying to convince yourself or us?

Unsurprised

I’m not sure.

JerBear50

Keep at it. One of us will figure it out eventually. Unless you’re not really still here, and hopefully I’ll figure that out at some point.

Brocky

i’m unsurprised at Unsurprised’s tenacity!

Unsurprised

She’ll get ’em on eventually, and I’m not leaving ’til she does!

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, it appears everyone has retired (pussies) and I probably should too (old fucker) and get some rest. One last Stella….
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G’night, fuckers.

Brocky

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call me crazy, but i heard of this crazy treatment in katmandu… should look into it

night bro

JerBear50

Gnight man.

ballsofsteelandfury

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So did I mention I’m probably going to have to give up the drums and golf? Thanks Universe…..yes, just bend me over already.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sharkbait

Well that’s unfortunate. At least there’s booze?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

What the shit happened dude?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got a nerve thing going on in my left arm/hand which started this summer during my cross country drive. It’s really rather stupid….it’s from resting my left elbow on the door frame and driving for days and days and days….more or less. But…..It’s not getting better unfortunately….drumming and golf make it worse more often than not….soooooo…..
Yeah.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Basically, half my left hand is numb always….about half the time with a lot of pain. Drums, golf….usually don’t help the pain part.

Sharkbait

I’m assuming no PT can fix it? That really sucks if that’s the case

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not so far.
It’s functional….just numb and painful.

Brocky

I’m not a doctor, but isn’t part of therapy on a sort of sliding scale type deal where insurance will on cover it if its getting better?

speculation aside, if its not degenerative, I wonder if there’s a good chance it will get better with enough time to heal.

anecdotal story: my pop’s had a bad shoulder, damaged labrum or such, and had no time for professional therapy. after what he described as about a two year period, he was able to start feeling pain free simply by going out of his way by putting stress on it. sleeping yadda yadda…

long story short: recovery is may be possible if you keep at it.

Brocky

*avoid putting stress on it* like gradually increasing it, but over an absurdly long time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, I stretch it thru the shoulder elbow during sleep. Work it to try to get feeling back. Some days are better. It might get better some….I’m hopeful. But having a medical background/education…..I know better than to expect much at this point, 6 months out. The odds are….well….it’s not likely. And that’s OK.

Brocky

dear god that’ shorrible.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh….at least the dick still works.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Jesus. That is fucked dude.

Advantage? Stranger is always on the table.

Brocky

oh shit, Rheumatoid?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope…I’m lucky there so far.

JerBear50

Sorry to hear it man. Didn’t even know you play drums. Your back I assume?

JerBear50

Goddammit, sorry my screen hadn’t refreshed in awhile.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries.
🙂

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Almost hypnotic

ballsofsteelandfury

Almost?

Unsurprised

I fixed it above. Now it’s hypnotic

Unsurprised

Oh, I put all the Hannah gifs I’ve found in with all of the other sexy gifs, so I guess I’m going to have to share them all.

Some of them are NSFW. http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/1xsgt9h250qgdl3brntptg7vd6ng5b37

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’d have posted the originals, but since I use imagebam instead of viewing them in a new tab at full-size, they automatically download. I know that’s annoying, so if you want the full-sized versions,

http://www.imagebam.com/image/5cd8e1516493348
http://www.imagebam.com/image/3313d9523968873

Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

NSFW dancer, and a helpful reminder to stretch after sitting and drinking all afternoon/everning.

https://gfycat.com/NiceGrimIguana

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s very correct.
VERY NSFW.
Which is not to be construed as a judgement.
/clicks link again

Romonobyl

I think she winked at me.

Unsurprised

I had to expand to fullscreen and re-watch it a couple (dozen) times, and I think you’re right. I should check again.

Romonobyl

I hope everyone is sitting down because I’m about to blow your mind. I just saw a trailer for a new movie about the Boston marathon bombing. Here’s the shocking part…it stars:

Wait for it…

MARK FUCKING WAHLBERG!!!!1!! IN A BOSTON HERO COP-TYPE MOVIE!!!!!
I know, it’ll take me awhile to absorb it as well.

Sharkbait

Know who else is in it? Sean Avery.

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Brocky

good to see he’s fighting against type casting

Unsurprised

And the dakhies

Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Here’s a version that doesn’t suck

http://thumbnails117.imagebam.com/52511/460d7d525106859.jpg

Beerguyrob

Well, now I can go to a nice warm bar.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I POSTED SOME JILL BELOW.

JerBear50

At least you got the win. That’s more than any of us got.

Brocky

mildly chauvinistic soliloquy incoming:

I’m a simple man with not so simple tastes.

Some guys like redheads, some guys like brunettes. I’ll always be a classic sucker for blondes.

Some Guys like a woman’s legs, others focus on their rear ends. I’ve always been a boobs guy (sorry for my crassness)

Some guy’s favorite color is blue, other’s is green. my is red.

some guy like a woman with an exposed neckline, other’s like to leave something to the imaigination; I love a woman in gloves.

so in conclusion, kate upton wearing red gloves is one of the hottest fucking things i’ll ever see.

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kate-Upton-Beach-Bunnys-2012-Photoshoot-36.jpg

Unsurprised

I can’t hate KISS because my brother is friends with his kids and Sophie Simmons is hot as fuck.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/79077269d790edc3655e9d30450bd523/tumblr_nb1polmCC71qzpy8po1_1280.jpg

Brocky

his kids legitimately seem cool, despite being second generation celebs.

Unsurprised

Yeah, they weren’t spoiled by overindulgent parents.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Infamous internet idiots, moderate tWBS acquaintances, NCSU graduates….and kinda funny IMHO…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6y7YOlldek

Romonobyl

I’m always pleased when the game devolves to the point of scantily-clad female person posts.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

It’s called eye bleach, and we all need it after these games sometimes.

fleshwound_NPG

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many hot babe pics probably because the games were ugly

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah…..that’s why.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTyYn9_LH8

Stella Maxwell, re-enacting Margot Robbie’s best scene from Wolf of Wall Street (after her wordless intro).

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Wow, that’s a whole new level of Chinese knockoff

Sharkbait

My brother in law is over, and has missed all of last season’s Sunny. Now that there’s no football. Sunny marathon it is

Horatio Cornblower

Episode 1 this season was hysterical.

Sharkbait

Oh we watched that at the half of the last game.

Unsurprised

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fleshwound_NPG

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ballsofsteelandfury

Um, where may one purchase these lingerie items? Asking for a friend. Literally.

fleshwound_NPG

Shirley of Hollywood. The model’s name is Tyran Richard. Former Playmate.

Google away.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s this thing called ‘the internet’ that does AMAZING things with sexy accessories.

Failing that, Frederick’s of Hollywood at the mall.

Curse of Marino

Whats better: Caldwell Face or Manning Face?

Unsurprised

Manning Face. It really helps convey how much they are punchable.

Romonobyl

Ok guys, I feel the need to share this. If you’re in the market for a new grill, be it charcoal or gas, don’t dick around and just scrape enough together to buy a Weber. I went with the cheaper units for years and they never lasted, nor did they work the way I wanted even before they fell apart. I finally crow-barred my wallet open enough to get a Weber Spirit, which is their “economy” line (still pretty pricey), and even though it’s smaller it blows away anything else I’ve ever used, and I’ve tried ’em all. My GO PORK LOIN…OF DESTINY!!!! has never been better.
End of gratuitous but uncompensated plug.

JerBear50

I got tired of buying cheap ones so I went with charcoal only for years. I finally broke down and got a Weber gas last year and it’s pretty great. You don’t get the same taste or high heat as you do with charcoal, but holy shit is it way more convenient and easier to control.

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Worst remake of ‘Psycho’ ever.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehehe

ballsofsteelandfury

FYI, San Pedro is one of those schools where football is super important but they’re not that good at it.

Is actually kinda funny they chose that school for the commercial.

WCS

I fell asleep at some point during the Oakland/Oilers “game,” and just woke up about ten minutes ago. I made the right the decision.

Curse of Marino

Well tomorrow is gonna be a fun afternoon of cursing and drinking.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Soooooo… every day?

fleshwound_NPG
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a really nice outfit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks hon…I LOVE your shoes.

ballsofsteelandfury

Detroit Kuhn had himself a nice game, didn’t he?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Kate Upton when she was cute fat?

Unsurprised

Oh, it’s Stella Maxwell. Neat.

Sharkbait

If you pick him up and drop the QB, shouldn’t that be roughing the passer?

Unsurprised

Nice, Cards. Nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

If I’ve learned anything about the NFL this officiating crew will get reamed out for fucking up consistently against Detroit, word will get out, and next week the ref will give Atlanta the benefit of the doubt and make several dubious calls in the Falcons’ favor.

Bet the house on the Falcons.*

*Do not actually do this

Unsurprised

Yeah, I would.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
theeWeeBabySeamus

GODDAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
😉

theeWeeBabySeamus

(honestly wish I’d gotten one for meself….I LOVE Abominable)

Unsurprised

Oh, I’m shocked, SHOCKED to learn that Cris Collinsworth voted for Brady for MVP.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d be shocked if he didn’t let Brady fill out his ballot.