Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD
welp
If there’s an illegal block in the back, is there a legal block in the back?
If the ref doesn’t see it, that makes it legal.
This may surprise you, but yes there are blocks in the back that are legal.
Not in State College apparently.
So, with this score, Seattle covers and the Texans covered. Pick the underdogs tomorrow, people!
Seattle by 8.5 is the line I got. I need fatboy to put some pts on the board here.
So, I’m not missing anything shooting the shit on messenger and editing gifs?
The tika masala I made was fucking delicious
Yes, this is the better game.
No, it is still not a good game.
This game is better because it always teases you with the promise that something good could happen.
Oh that Hitler….never not funny.
So no one at LG realized that having little kids playing Romeo and Juliet is just a little bit fucked up?
“I don’t see a problem with it!”
–Marc Trestman
hey, paedos buy teevees too ,, ppl forget that
The scissors motion does it.
Fuck that. Fuck the refs, fuck the etc, fuck em all. Fuck.
Sooooooo……to summarize….?
I’m sleepy and annoyed
Hahahahaha….that’s been like my last two weeks, hon.
<3
Stafford needs a Snickers….he’s not himself.
“Make it one of those king sized ones.”
-M. Stafford
and then two more, just in case
I think it’s safe to say we are not going to be seeing this crew ref another game this post-season.
Me thinks he could have has a shot there.
that’s the SECOND offensive personal foul on that washed-up asshole TODAY. The first was after they announced his “man of the year” candidacy.
I like the fact there’s a penalty called “unnecessary roughness” because it implies football has a necessary level of roughness.
Jim Caldwell looks almost upset about that
What the hell is Boldin doing?
35 deg. outside now, but will be pushing 80 by Wednesday. So much for winter in S. Tejas.
102 yd TD return….tie game….
Nope, maybe not…my peerdictive abilities suck. This is why I don’t bet.
one of the best headshots ever
http://imgur.com/3gORiwY
Is it safe to post porn if it’s imgur?
Give it a shot and let’s find out, smart guy.
someone needs to edit that gif so it lands on the buffalo playing field
Budd Dwyer?
Ima stop you right there, this guy had the greatest headshot of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw
FUCK LIONS!!! Stayin’ alive!!!
Do you think the Minnesota dentist FUCK LION as you state?
I didn’t know RBs were allowed to slide!
They can slide, but unlike QBs they can still get hit.
I’m back. I see my decision to eschew the beginning of this game for dinner was a solid one.
So…from objective fans, is this game better or worse than the Raiders-Titans I mean Raiders-Texans?
The Raiders/Oilers you mean?
The Raiders’ power play was for shit.
Worse. I slept through the first half.
The food and beer may have helped, but only a little.
Better
I assumed that even watching the Raiders on tv will still end up with me getting stabbed, so I skipped it.
Objection!
Quiet Beav! We’re gonna get hollered at!
COFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGECOFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGECOFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGECOFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGECOFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGECOFFEETHROWINGFISHGRUNGE!!!
Mr Winkles?
No, that’s not SNARLCHOMPCHOMPGROWLSNARL.
Carry on.
Never say I don’t work outside the box.
Haloti Notgonnabegettingamaxcontractnextyear amirite?
So based on that Catch of the Year where the receiver nearly ripped of the defender’s head, what’s going to happen first: All defenders go on strike or a ref gets bitch slapped on the field?
Chuh chuh, Pacman reporting for duty. BULEEE DAT
Are you telling me that attempting a sling blade on a corner isn’t a legal football move?
If I had a one time use time machine, I would go back in time and murder the artists’ collective known as “William Shakespeare” so that none of “his” plays ever get popularized, so that SHIT SACK of a commercial about kids romeo and juliet never gets made.
That’s some fine, weapon’s grade hate right there.
Killing Steve Jobs would accomplish the same thing.
And be a shorter trip. Just saying.
I can’t believe you’d do that instead of killing the infant who would grow up to be the scourge of mankind, Jimmy Fallon
I love that the Farmer’s Insurance guy who’s a sucker for romantic rodents is JK Simmons, the same guy who played a vicious, racist homosexual rapist on ‘Oz’.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hmN-9v1t9qU/TB_RXiKwBBI/AAAAAAAACMM/JGTPZ7ieqUc/s1600/tumblr_l3x2uoleST1qba3poo1_500.png
That show scared the fuck out of me and I was over 35 when I saw it.
yes, that always tickles me too
the Allstate “mayhem” guy was also a series regular. But less rapey, and I don’t recall any “white power” associations.
So… block to the back is ok if it’s by the qb?
If it’s done in a charming way
It’s Jesus approved, so yes.
Yes, if he’s one of the good ones.
Have the Lions figured out that Seattle is going to run the ball?
Number 3 with the block! Who is that precocious kid?
I like Matthew McConaughey. But man do I wish a tire would explode when he’s doing one of those dumb commercials.
Patrick Kane said that to her on that fateful night a few years back
Alice in Chains, Drink.
Always. Anytime, anywhere.
Why do I have to wait?
If I could, would you??
I bear no ill will against the Texans for beating my Raiders. It’s very, VERY hard to feel anything about the Houston Texans.
This game is even worse in person.
So what do you think the next big tech pitch is going to be? Virtual reality?
Seems that way. I guess it depends on how much porn and video games invest in it
Sex Robots
/might be wishful thinking
Westworld done set that bar HIGH, too.
Smell-A-Vision. In Octan-High-Def-Stank.
11-10, Fuck Lions. PLEASE, GOD??
Just throw to the german guy on every play.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pk4jOxqq1qljdepo1_1280.jpg
Poland does not like this +1
So, I love watching football with my dad. He’s in his mid 60s now, and missed maybe 40 years of football between when he watched a lot and now. He knows the rules, knows most of the teams, but tells great stories about when the goal posts were on the goal line and people would purposely run people into them, and sometimes he’ll say things like “the Baltimore Colts” even though he’s been watching with me for the past maybe 8 years and knows better.
“the Baltimore Colts”
Your Dad is a wonderful man. I was gonna say “Saint”, but fuck them.
see, Dads. Be interesting, and don’t worry about appearing less than sane. At least that’s the plane I operate on, and I am using this story as moral support.
Shanklor is unsatisfied. Tomorrow’s teams should fear his wrath.
Andrew Franks is still the Dolphins kicker for whatever fucking reason. So there ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sW48l1Fpcg
I’d forgotten about this one. “YOU CAN’T ARREST GRAVITY FUCK-O!!!”
Rate the grit of that run:
http://rocktumbler.com/rock-tumbler-grit.jpg
The original 1-grit sandpaper:
http://prostarservices.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock.jpg
Gritty play