Your “Paging Tom Coughlin’s Red Face. Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Telegraph” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”

-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction

NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!

…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?

GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

For the zero to two Dolphins fans watching, is this better or worse than the 62-7 playoff loss to the Jags?

Shogun Marcus

Male keeps collapsing in porta potty. EMS en route. With police now, male keeps saying he’s overheated.
MTWV…you’re at home right?

King Hippo

nooses tied, now the chairs being moved into place…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one cares enough to call a flag on that. The Cutler effect.

Shogun Marcus

2:39 Verizon gate. 34 yo male. Conscious, breathing. Throwing up everywhere. EMS request.

litre_cola

Where are you getting this from. I love it.

Shogun Marcus

Combination @PGDougSchneider and a fb page that covers the same. Green Bay Crime Reports

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Giants vs. Packers looks liked the best game on paper which means it’ll be the fucking worst of the weekend.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I can’t imagine how, but you will probably be right

King Hippo

that is a mighty difficult mountain to climb

fleshwound_NPG

Yep, Big Ben took the points

ThursdaySkyGoddess

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King Hippo

an even MOAR depressing book than film, FWIW. LOVED IT.

Cecil Rhodes

Injured grey dicker!

King Hippo

wrong catchman again HARF

litre_cola

Meaningless td to cover the spread coming?

King Hippo

SO MANY NOOSES being tied right now…

Dunstan

Ajayi’s return is not just questionable, it’s futile.

Cecil Rhodes

No hurry up offense with 7 minutes to go? Down 24? The Dolphins are trying to torture us!

King Hippo

the backdoor cover is NOW IN PLAY!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That would have prevented a lot of those accidental anal stories

theeWeeBabySeamus

No Shit…..
The extent of my winter storm clean up was to take a broom and sweep the snow off the DirecTV dish. Haven’t even tried to drive yet.

I have enough booze to last another day and a half-ish. We’ll see how it goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…that was the wrong youtube link up there….
Why is my cut/paster so fucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

There dammit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I found a way for the league to reverse the drop in ratings despite shit games like these:

http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Flip_Chart_Trick_Improve.png

Sharkbait

Heading out to the hockey game. Be back for the end of the game. Earlier if it’s a curb stomping.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Love the play by play guys.

“If Matt Moore didn’t have that interception, or those 2 fumbles. He would be having a great game”

King Hippo

other than THAT, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln??

ballsofsteelandfury

“A perfect game”

If that isn’t the definitive CTE lawsuit piece of evidence, I don’t know what is.

ballsofsteelandfury

He’ll clear concussion protocol and be in the next play. Book it.

fleshwound_NPG

Matt Moore is having a good day throwing ball except for one throw

But doing everything else bad.

ballsofsteelandfury

Landry just wants to go the fuck home.

Cecil Rhodes

Gotta love a checkdown when you’re down 24!

fleshwound_NPG

why the fuck the starters in for pit

Brocky

because we can’t have bell and brown healthy when they face new england

ballsofsteelandfury

Cause Tomlin has to get criticized for something after this game.

King Hippo

TOTES JUST A CHEERLEADER ,, AMIRITE??

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I like how everyone has abandoned the early game thread already.

Brocky

it’s still going on?

I was doing some chores and shit

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There’s most of the fourth quarter to go.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ajayi with the resignation of a 27 year old blond whose 88 year old sugar daddy won’t stop taking Viagra and/or die

ballsofsteelandfury

Aja Yicole?

WCS

Left my computer at home, and being forced to use whatever my parents’ resources are.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t realize there was still another quarter left of this game

Cecil Rhodes

Get ready for the greatest comeback of all time!

Sharkbait

Mercy rule?

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Here’s an upbeat tune to go along with the end of the snuff film:

theeWeeBabySeamus

Where is WCS when I need him?
Oh right….the Stillers are still playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA

fleshwound_NPG

that bud light commercial, Tecmo Bo was playing Tecmo Super Bowl on the NES with a PS4 controller

fleshwound_NPG

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The Maestro

“Unforgotten?”

King Hippo

THIS IS THE ONE tossup fixture. Surely it won’t blow goats??

theeWeeBabySeamus

It will likely blow goats.
And don’t call me Shirley.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
fleshwound_NPG

regulate Miami to the fuckin Big East

herodotus450
Sharkbait

Oh Miami. Lolphins is just too sad to use now

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Watching in Spanish, were Phil Sims and Jim Nantz leaving early, too?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rapey McGrayPenis looks pretty fucking good today, btw.
Fucker.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah, that was in no way a penalty, the refs are trying to keep the game close

fleshwound_NPG

his mouf piece flew the fuck out

Sharkbait

So what are these “epic skills” the NFL is doing? Choosing the best fall guy?

litre_cola

Had to turn that game off. It was depressing me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Why is CBS showing me a mostly nekkid black man on the sidelines?
(sorry….I have sound muted and listening to angry white boy music)

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Belated Christmas gift.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks Santa……all I asked for was a nekkid white man.
😉

theeWeeBabySeamus

Miami: Not good at teh footballing today.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I love that it started after horrible basketball.
I needed a palate cleanser.
Why no…NC State did not just lose to U*NC by 51….why do you ask?

ballsofsteelandfury

So THAT’S where you were…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep….Wolven self-loathing takes up most of my spare time.
Normal self-loathing takes up the rest.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love that this thread started in the 3rd quarter of the other game.

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