Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.”
Reid: “Yes, chef.”
JD: “Uh, right. Look, the organization has no issues with your results during the regular season. To be honest, I must say ‘well done!’.”
Reid: “As far as the steaks are concerned, ‘well done’ is not the best result.”
JD: “I’m so glad we’re on the same page here. The stakes are so much higher in the playoffs.”
Reid: [thinks to self, ‘must remember to add Steaks On A Plane to Netflix queue’] “Gotta agree with you there, chef.”
JD: “With just a little TLC I think you can get this team over the playoff hump.”
Reid: [thinks to self, ‘must remember to download (Don’t Go Chasing Chocolate) Waterfalls on spotify’] You’re so right, chef.”
JD: “Huh. Anyway, it’s very important that you go out there and battle. Battle really hard. You know what I’m getting at here? Embrace the battle”
Reid: “Sure do, chef. Sure do.” [mind’s eye fills with visions of Mario Batali making Mushroom Orzotto followed by Bucatini All’ Amatriciana]
Pit/KC– Hey, look at me-I’m cheering for the Steelers for the second time in 50 years. The last time? Last week. You see, if KC pulls this out a certain A. Reid (if it’s close towards the end of the game next week-highly unlikely) will commit some heretofore never-before-seen blunder that will sink the Chiefs Super Bowl hopes vs. the Pats. This is written in stone-DO NOT QUESTION IT. I’m a bit worried about the Chiefs wr wildcard that manifests itself in the form of Tyreek Hill. That kid has “early career Desean Jackson game-breaker before he got full of himself” written all over him. Between him and te Kelce they’ve accounted for 45% of total O yardage over the last six games. The Steelers have the firepower/balls to stick with the Pats and the Pats MUST. GO. DOWN.
Done. GIMMEE THAT THING THAT YOU GOT!!!
I must admit I’m enjoying the puppy posts. We’re currently raising our second German Shepherd, we lost our first one almost a year ago very suddenly to cancer. It was rough because he was an exceptionally wonderful animal, we only had him for eight years and his loss really hurt. My wife is still coming to terms with it (and she’s tough, been to war even), and I have to admit the loss hit me far harder than I expected. I’m not a big crier, I made an exception that night.
The new dog is OK, but he has big paws to fill and I have to refrain myself from comparing the two. All I can say is every teenager should be required to raise a GSD puppy for the first two years as they are constant maintenance. I still don’t know haw the breed has survived all these years because they will eat anything without the slightest hesitation. Pain in the ass but eventually worth it.
We had a German shepherd when I was a kid, and she was the sweetest thing. She eventually got the spinal column troubles that pure breeds get, and we had to put her down, and damn that hurt as a kid. Sorry for your loss, but glad you are able to raise a new little one.
my pooch was a shephard mix as well. thought we had gotten lucky with no joint problems, but then we got nabbed with diabetes.
as great a breed as it is, it really seems like the health probles are piling up. my vet brother is seeing more and more disproportionate cases of it, buddy has a shepherd that needs a cart to walk.
doubt my next dog will be a pure bred.
still, sorry for your losses. Its one of the most heartbreaking things in the world due the faith the animal puts in you.
I think it’s fantastic that the Steelers have had five scoring drives that could be wiped out if the Chiefs have a second.
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BOSWELLKAKKE
That is actually a pretty hilarious film.
ive seen that gif a bunch, but I don’t know its origin. can you help a guy out?
“The Ben’s a convicted felon, isn’t he, Monte?”
“Doesn’t really say it here. ”
“Well, he should be”
“He leads the team in most offensive categories, including nosehair.”
lol, just now watching clips of that. that movie will never get old
As infuriatingly repetitive as Collinsworth’s “LOOGATIT, HE’S WAITING” analysis is, Bell’s running style is incredibly productive and consistent.
oh Le’Veon, Le’Veon, have you seen Le’Veon??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mire1WJKdR8
Back from doing my friendly and faux-brotherly duties, do we have a barnburner yet, and if not, why haven’t we set a barn on fire?
The game is close, but, it’s not a barn burner. Pittsburg is taking their sweet ass time and have had the ball for like 100000000 minutes. #32 on KC keeps dropping balls at crucial points which isn’t helping.
Would those of you who have watched the TV show Teen Titans and/or Teen Titans Go! Recommend the show? I’m thinking about giving it a shot.
Unnnnnnnh right in yer tailpipe
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This is the weirdest episode of Man vs. Car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvAR5KqkBQ
This Fist Fight movie looks rather bad, but the a similar movie in which an angry Ice Cube kills a bunch of white folks would be a hell of a movie to troll White America.
I would enjoy the fuck out of that. Could re-use the axe scene!
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What’s Damien saying? I can’t quite make it out on the screen
He’s now vegetarian, and that is BatCow.
as of now, I’m a vegetarian!
and this is BAT-COW!
I think. man that comic has gotten weird
He recently beat up Kid Superman for accidentally killing a cat.
(sees preview for “Mythbusters: The Search”)
my reaction:
PREDATOR DOG IS COMING FOR YOU!
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Thinking about making myself an Eagle Rare and Xanax colada. Sounds like a good idea, given the circumstances.
drugs are ALWAYS the right answer, imaginary friend!!
Little did WCS know, his wife was also into Xanax coladas, and getting caught in the rain….
So we’re doing pet gifs now?
Y’all are good folk for trying to cheer me up. Thanks.
I’ve been depressed since November, as well. Not just seasonal blues, but down. Clawing my way out. Gotta find a way forward–adapt and survive, I guess.
October. Ever since I got sworn in.
I can understand that, as well.
#40
I don’t give a fuck about you.
The Today Show is about the last fucking thing I’d watch if I wanted to hear about political news. Every single person on that show is terrible, absolutely terrible.
Football is dead to me.
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Just think of it this way: every owner and organization makes so much money through revenue sharing that no matter how many playoff games they lose, they’ve made more money in one season than you probably will in your entire life, combined.
Cool, I don’t have to do this from my fucking phone anymore!! Too bad I’m calling it a night, I’ll see who gets destroyed by the P*ts later. See you fine folks in a week.
It’s about time. Welcome to the club. We don’t have cake. We do have beer. Some have drugs.
12-7 halftime, when it really ought to be 24-7?
I probably should have just watched terrible football instead of reading articles on what we can expect living under a Trump regime to be like. Not even a comment section full of puppies makes me feel much better.
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How come no one hasn’t just killed Trump? I mean, as a white male I’m sure not going to do it — but you’d think someone who thinks Trump is a threat to their family’s lives might go ahead and pull the trigger.
This actually terrifies me more than anything else.
I’m not convinced Trump is a competent strong man and letting him perhaps fuck himself over may be the best chance to beat him.
A dead Trump is a martyr and justifies every fear the lunatic Right has about the safety and future of the nation. I suspect it would be much harder to undo our tryout with fascism if someone shoots him.
So yes, I guess I’m saying I’d try to stop a Trump assassination, and I’m aware of how fucked up that is.
Still better than Pence
Even if doing such a thing was a good idea, the number of peope capable of getting past the Secret Service to kill him would be pretty limited.
Does anyone know what the Mike Tomlin oldschool tough guy Steeler hardnose football whatever reason is for not doing what 31 other coaches would do and throwing it to the endznoe?
If Ben takes too long to throw the ball on a low-probability play, the chance of getting hit/hurt goes up.
It’s basically to protect him from himself.
“Just got to give it to our playmaker in space” <-May be a direct quote
it seems like one should take a knee rather than just have three defenders run train on your 2nd best player on a give-up play.
I mean, if not gonna throw the Proud Mary
A show with Alan Tudyk and Danny Pudi? That’s a guaranteed watch for me.
This contest to decide who gets sacrificed to the Pats? Eh.
Think I’m gonna go kill some virtual hookers instead. Later ladies and gents.
There’s a Craig James simulator? PC or console?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mns3MbWxPbc
Those last three plays of the half were the most disappointing thing since my son
And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station. The unfortunate reality is that those three plays will always be there. They can never be undone.
“Dad?”
Some good puppers in this here thread.
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Oooookaaaaayyyyy?
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Powerless at least seems like a pretty original idea.
It’s proof DC could put comedy elements in their MOVIES.
but I’m not sure Abed really read the script all the way through…
He’s got bunches of Funches to back him up!
That two minute drill has been brought to you by legendary football coach Andy Reid.
The sight of Tyreke Hill also tends to change the strategy of pregnant women looking for sympathy.
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This puppy is better at clock management than Andy Reid
And Andy Reid prepares for his halftime bath in Worcestershire sauce.
Boss Todd looking EXTREMELY white trash with that beard.
That was the saddest fumble I’ve ever seen.
DDDDEEERRRRPPPPPPPP
That was, literally, a giveaway.