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Ugh – this was pretty much the game Quotables has been dreading all season. Is there humor in it? I don’t know — you be the judge.
2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)
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… and off in the distance, they heard the cry. “Whoooo stole my golden arm?” They sat silent, tremoring, and listened with fear as it drew closer. “Whoooo stole my golden arm?” They welled with fright as they heard it again, this time directly behind them. “Whoooooooo stollllleeeeee my golden arm…. WAS IT…. YOU?!?!?!?!?”
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Helmet tip to whatever scary kids story book I pilfered that from.
I think it goes without saying, but screwdrivers, nyquil, phenibut, and ambien are a really fun combination. At least until I pull a Bironas.
A Republican finally demonstrates trickle down economics in an honest manner.
“Fuck it, I’m going deep.”
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Who’s whiter than us? Duke?
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The fuck? What are they putting in these Skittles now?
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“So long, and thanks for all the fish!”
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“OH WE GON PEG TONITE, BUHLEE DAT!”
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*singing*”ALLLLLLLLLL HAILLLLLLLL GRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLE LOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRD!”*/singing*
We call this one “the Eminem”.
“A child’s bedroom, a small furry creature, a police officer…why does this all seem so familiar?” – Brad Childress
“Last time I tell a white bitch I’m stiff as a board.”
Also, not sure this will work bc thanks NFL social media policy, but captions on this catch should have a 2 expletive minimum
ARE YOU KIDDING, @juliojones_11?! #SB51 #RiseUp pic.twitter.com/2CEH927VGO
— NFL (@NFL) February 6, 2017
Ms. Bundchen, I’m sorry to tell you this, but Marky Mark has left the building.
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Lady Gaga died on the way back to her home planet.
Good to see the gopher from Caddyshack working again.
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O’er the land of the FREEEEE and the home of the grrrrrrrrrr.
Angelica… Eliiiiza… AND GRUMBLE.
“BOO!”
The Paul Blart porn parody takes things too literally
“I told you bush was coming back into style”
-My girlfriend
Human Rorshach Test Achievement Unlocked!
“Yeah…they don’t let us do this any more.” – Ole Miss student section activities coordinator
A withered old Republican tosses a pittance at the feet of a minority? How is this newsworthy?
FUCKING A!
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