Down With the Russian (Spammers)

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris -
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Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so’s I can moiderize ’em?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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blaxabbath

I don’t know who it could be*.

*Sill

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Is it because we leaked that Instagram video of Vladdy doing the Marilyn Monroe-ish “Happy Birthday, Mister President” striptease FOAR American Fuhrer??”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

FWIW, I have it on good authority that balls watches a lot of Russian bear porn. Maybe they followed him back?
(shhhhh….be cool Anastasia, I got this, he’ll never know it was us…I’m framing balls now)

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theeWeeBabySeamus

More importantly….
Da Fuq you doing in Florida? Gonna take weeks to get that smell out of your clothes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My work IT guy sometimes has to spend days on it. At one point a few years ago it was Chinese, now Russian language and “unknown” origin stuff. He has to spend enough time on that causing real shit not to get fixed.

[thick crappy Russian accent] zJu no think FSB knows about shsor leettle site of DFO vis the anti-Trump feelingz?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tov32eFh1qf5do9o1_500.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oooh, I want one of those.
(and the tiny giraffe, too)

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WCS

I blame Jeff Sessions and Michael Flynn.

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King Hippo

How much you wanna bet he still says “nigras?”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Idle hands make the devil’s plaything, now that the election is over.

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litre_cola

Do we have a double agent?

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King Hippo

Strong blog!! Strong country!!!

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