- James Laurinaitis has announced his retirement.
- Hopefully, he goes into the other family business.
- Jacksonville sent DE Chris Smith to Cincinnati for a 2018 conditional draft pick.
- knowing the Jags, it’s probably in the 8th round.
- Kyle Shanahan says it’s “system fit” that’s keeping teams from signing Colin Kaepernick.
- Chip Kelly is currently ‘volunteering‘ with the Navy coaching staff
- until he gets the USS Harmon decommissioned.
- Seattle has signed LB Dion Jordan, after Miami waived him on March 31.
- He was suspended for all of 2015 and injured for all of 2016. Miami traded two picks to the Raiders in order to jump up to #3 in 2013 to draft him.
- Note: neither player the Raiders drafted is still with the team, but both are still in the NFL.
- He was suspended for all of 2015 and injured for all of 2016. Miami traded two picks to the Raiders in order to jump up to #3 in 2013 to draft him.
- Today in “Death to Capitalism”:
- Philip Rivers hears you comparing him to Tony Romo, he just doesn’t care.
- Rivers is already more than 10,000 yards ahead of Romo in all-time passing yards, has 66 more touchdown passes, 19 more wins, three more playoff appearances, and 12 more kids.
Finally, speaking of Jim Nantz’s new sidepiece,
It's really happening… pic.twitter.com/zT0tOkvQLl
— Earl K. Sneed (@EarlKSneed) April 11, 2017
Team Photo Time. pic.twitter.com/NsdTJaqdt5
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) April 11, 2017
Everyone says he’s not going to play a minute, and I can’t find evidence he’s signed a one-day contract, but c’mon. If there’s 20 seconds left in a blowout, don’t think for a second they won’t put him in to start launching 3s. It’s attention-whoring of the highest order, so Cuban will gladly pay the fine.
But God forbid someone actually broadcast the game; I look forward to the KXTX reflejos after the game.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cardinals at
ExposNationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN - Brewers at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Astros at Mariners – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Cardinals at
- WWE: SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- good luck topping last night, Blue Team
Thank God hockey playoffs start tomorrow. To quote Fozz,
“JESUS CHRIST, BASEBALL IS AS BORING AS FUCK!”
The Americans was very good this week.
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I need a drinking buddy.
I should watch The Americans.
Yes. Yes you should.
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Finally finished watching the GWS-NM game, so I can finally read tWBS’s pinch hitting AFL post
You misspelled “shitty”.
Crystal Palace scores!!! Last Saturday!!!
Ahoy-hoy! I’m too drunk to even explain myself. I want to punch the news in the face. Got a kid to protect from TrumpWars. Dicey biz. Head piece gonna hurt tomorrow, but gonna kip drnkn. Pees!
Reading twitter because I’m dumb