Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China.
    • Which is convenient, since most DFO Commentists want him to spend some time next door in North Korea.
  • Jason Taylor has asked Jimmy Johnson to induct him into the Hall of Fame.
  • Eric Decker loves being in Tennessee; his wife Jessie James loves it more.
  • Michael Oher still hasn’t received concussion clearance to return to work.
    • something something his blind spot.
  • Vince Young has torn a hamstring, and thus been cut from the Roughriders.

Finally, today’s SCOTUS ruling in favour of The Slants has lateral good news for the [Redacteds] and their trademark case.

  • The justices ruled that the 71-year-old trademark law barring disparaging terms infringes free speech rights.
    • it closes a case that started in 2011, when the band tried to trademark their name, but were denied by the Patent & Trademark Office because the term was deemed offensive.
  • The Washington Post has a blog outlining how this will benefit the [*Redacted] s going forward.
    • It should also help the Indians, Chiefs & Braves as well.

You can read the decision here, if so inclined.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Baseball:
    • MLB:
      • Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
        • Bautista vs Odor II
      • Tigers at Mariners – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • College:
      • Oregon State vs. LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE:
    • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
  • International Rugby:
    • British/Irish Lions vs. Chiefs – Tueday 3:35AM | TSN2

Thanks for covering the Sunday thread, Seamus. THE DOG STOPPED SHITTING!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is that….? Can’t be.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

14 seconds?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I tried to fix it originally, but that comment made me laugh so I kept it as is.

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Why is the dog wearing an argyle-ish sweater? Maybe that’s why the cat is pissed. Maybe he wants a sweater too!!!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

A nine pound cat drives up to a fifty pound dog wearing a sweater and smacks it in the head.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and then the bartender says “I don’t think that’s a penis, Henry.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Could be mixing jokes here.

Also; THAT’S THE SHEAR POWWER OF THE ROOMBA! GONNA RUMBA IN THE JUNGA!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OOOOOOK!
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Romonobyl

He be rollin’, they be hatin’.

Unsurprised
Romonobyl

I spent waaaaaaay too much time on that link.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Actual wanking motion, not dismissive wanking motion.

Senor Weaselo

So apparently the good Lord Helix doesn’t want me to have an undinged windshield because I got a small one driving home from playing a solid 7-hour wedding. Do I have to replace it? No. Am I irked and/or miffed? Fuck yeah I am!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

It’s not a surprise that the only penalty was on Vontaze Burfict for making late contact with the QB.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tom-hanks-bachelor-party-dancing.gif

‘member the old days when you didn’t have to have the ‘s’? ‘MEMBER??

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Booooo

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ya damn Dextromethorphan showoff!!!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not secure in its own gifness, maybe needs some affirmation of so that it can be a proud gif. A gif that takes charge and can gif without self-doubt. A gif that is comfortable in its own animation.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Or I could take 15 seconds tripping my ass off and find a working one

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Yay foar edit button.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yes, that is what reality looks like for me right now

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Tripping (low rent version) and watching Rick and Morty is pretty awesome

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn you tWBS!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe…..like I’ve never heard that before.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Great movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was great in it’s terribleness. One of the best boner killer scenes in cinematic history. comment image

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmm….Duly Noted.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They said the horse was OK….. I am not so sure.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tawny Kitaen before the partying took its toll.

Unsurprised

It was miserably hot and humid today. It reminded me of summers in D.C. and I just wished I had a pool.
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Unsurprised

Sweaty. Sooo sweaty.

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Unsurprised

Just dripping wet.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

My new favorite topping.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How the fuck we doing, boys?

Unsurprised

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Spanky Datass

Just for a second there I thought Rougned and the Dirt Cowboys were gonna play The Feud with the Dirt Argos … again!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So my brother has been told to watch Rick and Morty by a bunch of people but he never dove in. I told him to watch today and since we have similar tastes in shows he actually might/probably will. My question is what ep should I give to him as a trial run to really get him hooked sooner?

Unsurprised

I’m trying to think of which one switched me from hating it to loving it, and I think it may be the bottle episode with the psychic parasites.

But mostly it was the compilations on Youtube.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mr Meseeks is pretty fucking weird but awesome, though I really love the marriage counseling one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Schwifty

blaxabbath

Let me know as I too have been waiting on sampling.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Auto Erotic Assimilation is one of my favs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He was asking about Rick and Morty

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought it was just something to do with his planes engine. Good old Choke and Stroke.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck all of you…or something less aggressive….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ElbUx6lFtY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Come on; BFC’s was funny. Plus I was never run over during auto erot…….. never mind.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wait, weird orgies?

Fuck!

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Unsurprised

A real power bottom

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