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Return of the Prodigal Son: Your 2021 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY CROSS, BOSTON.] [Cut to INT. The archbishop, Sean Patrick Cardinal O’MALLEY, stands at the pulpit, calmly delivering Sunday Mass…
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Your “Well, I Guess That’s My Time…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: This sucks – Cam Akers suffered a torn Achilles while training before the start of camp. He’s out for the season. The…
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Your “Thank Gawd The National Nightmare Is Ovah!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL BRADY NOOZ!: It’s the Bucs. Two years at $30 million per season. The Chargers lost out because Brady apparently wanted to stay…
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Your “Just The Tips “Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: A regular offseason tradition was upheld last night as a Dallas Cowboy was arrested for a DUI. Wide receiver Ventell Bryant was stopped…
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Your “The Calm Before The Storm” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The odds are out for this weekend’s games: Chiefs (-3) Saints (-3.5) both over/unders were 56/56.5 when I checked this morning. The…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China. Which…
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Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an…
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Your “Olympic Hall of Fame Weekend” Friday Open Thread
NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play…