[INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high. All of a sudden, a frantic knock is heard through a heavy, wooden door.]
SMALLER HOODED FIGURE: My Lord, I’ve found it!
Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL's first regular season game in China.
Which is convenient, since most DFO Commentists want him to spend some time next door in North Korea.
Jason Taylor has asked Jimmy Johnson to induct him
LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles.
Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an obscure rule Belichick is famous for finding, the Patriots will end up getting a compensatory pick from the Eagles in next year's draft.
Lots of Eagles
NFL late-Friday News Dump:
The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018.
Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play calling again. So get ready for more Packer field goals from the three.
Brandon Marshall threw a punch at Darrelle Revis in practice Friday. Looks like
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Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.
Leon Hall is getting interest from the Bengals and Giants, both of whom need additional help on the corner.
Donovan McNabb would like you to know he
My name is Troll-So-Hard University, and I'm a fan of the New York Football Jets. Well, I used to be a fan of the Jets, until I sat down and wrote my Top 5 moments in my history of being a Jets fan:
1. Halftime of the 1998 AFC Championship Game