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Your “If You Don’t Golf, Can You Claim A ‘Mulligan’?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big organizational news is the league edict that training camps have to be held at team facilities. Meaning that teams that…
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Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE
So far this season, I have watched about a total of one hour of live NFL football, split between two games: The first 30ish…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: COINTELPRO
PX, Old Town Alexandria. 2:47 am, September 7th, 2017 In the waning hours of another humid summer work night, the bartender turning down the…
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SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the…
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Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China. Which…
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Your “Dammit Lebron! You Had One Job!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Man – it seems nobody wants to hit the Patriots in 2017. NFL News: Colin Kaepernick has decided to change his stance about the national…
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Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It’s like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread
Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is…
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Request Line: Top of the Class
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER:…