REDACTEDS On the Road

 

Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long as you can find “excitement” in missed field goals/extra points, a snowy Bears-49ers game that saw two NFL teams fail to complete a pass in the first quarter for the first time in 28 years, and the Cowboys clinching a playoff spot on the strength of a loss by a division rival, the WASHINGTON [REDACTEDS].  Yet despite that grim portent and the general mood in a city awaiting a President who received fewer votes than the number of DC residents voting AGAINST statehood, there is hope in our nation’s capital. Hope that Captain Kirk is the answer at quarterback, finally leading a potent offense in DC/Landover, Maryland. Hope that the other Gruden can provide some stability at head coach, and hope that this team can sneak into the playoffs. Even some hope for the [REDACTEDS] themselves, in light of some positive coverage of how we have misunderstood those who defend their name. Perhaps we’ve misjudged this team, and its fans. Perhaps they’re all good people and deserve our support and rooting interest. Perhaps their brand of football is true and right, and we should pull for them as they travel to Philadelphia and take on the Eagles this weekend to keep their playoff hopes alive. Perhaps they–

 

/ROAD FLIES OPEN; ASSHOLE CUTS IN FRONT OF OMNISCIENT NARRATOR IN CHEVY WITH MASSIVE [REDACTEDS’] LOGO, BACKWARDS “PURE DOPE” STICKERS YET FORWARDS “NO FAT CHICKS” STICKERS

bfc-y

 

Nah, fuck these guys.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BFC is a Chicago native transplanted to our nation’s capital and transplanted again to the mountain West. He enjoys football, whisky, and the oxford comma.
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BFC is a Chicago native transplanted to our nation's capital and transplanted again to the mountain West. He enjoys football, whisky, and the oxford comma.
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Fuck everyone, especially fuck [REDACTEDS] fans (Yes, even Dok Zymm).

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Nothing says “edgy” like stickers expressing commercialized ATTITUDE! on the windshield of a Chevy Malibu.

jjfozz

If only we could take those who defend the REDACTEDs name and logo, and put them on the front line of protest in North Dakota.

I would gladly pay to see those assholes get drenched with water in freezing temperatures, shot with beanbags and rubber bullets, and generally getting fucked up by paid law enforcement professionals.

Actually, I just described a night out in DC.

Enrico Pallazzo

Thank you for blurring out my license plate. No Fat Chicks honors Native Americans IMO.

ballsofsteelandfury

The other day i saw a pickup truck that was literally covered with scripture readings. The scary part was that it was parked in front of work.

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, I’m not sure if I should be proud or what, but behind the DFO curtain, here are the “Top Searches” that WordPress displayed for us:

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desi ass, sexy asian girl hd photos, country girls nude pic, ann-margret nipples, rick lagina death

Ann-Margret nipples?!?

monty this seems strange to me

http://rlv.zcache.com/patriotic_america_love_her_or_gtfo_bumpersticker_bumper_sticker-r60592b07d63245ada27afeff5e1deb09_v9wht_8byvr_324.jpg

My favorite. The irony is not lost on me, although apparently it is lost on those who express this on their truck bumper.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh