NFL News:
- Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China.
- Which is convenient, since most DFO Commentists want him to spend some time next door in North Korea.
- Jason Taylor has asked Jimmy Johnson to induct him into the Hall of Fame.
Eric Decker loves being in Tennessee; his wife Jessie James loves it more.- Michael Oher still hasn’t received concussion clearance to return to work.
- something something his blind spot.
- Vince Young has torn a hamstring, and thus been cut from the Roughriders.
Finally, today’s SCOTUS ruling in favour of The Slants has lateral good news for the [Redacteds] and their trademark case.
- The justices ruled that the 71-year-old trademark law barring disparaging terms infringes free speech rights.
- it closes a case that started in 2011, when the band tried to trademark their name, but were denied by the Patent & Trademark Office because the term was deemed offensive.
- The Washington Post has a blog outlining how this will benefit the [*Redacted] s going forward.
- It should also help the Indians, Chiefs & Braves as well.
You can read the decision here, if so inclined.
Tonight’s sports:
- Baseball:
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- Bautista vs Odor II
- Tigers at Mariners – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- College:
- Oregon State vs. LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- International Rugby:
- British/Irish Lions vs. Chiefs – Tueday 3:35AM | TSN2
Thanks for covering the Sunday thread, Seamus. THE DOG STOPPED SHITTING!
Cally Jane Beech, eh?
/Adds to the List
So, I just discovered Lily Adams, porn star. I dare you all to go down that rabbit hole. I’ll see you in a few hours.
Huh. Google also says that’s Milana Vayntrub’s AT&T ad character’s name.
I believe she IS friendly.
At least pixxxels.org uses HTTPS for rehosting.
Balls, this is for you:
Love it.
I think this is the best insult, but my favorite part was totally him laughing at Shawnee breaking up with Jonah.
On Twitter today, some Democrat was going crazy about what’s happening in Syria and how reckless Trump is. When someone pointed out Hillary would have been as hawkish, if not more, the dude retorted that at least it would be planned out and thought through. I said, “just like Libya?” and was promptly blocked. lol
Fuck Twitter. Fuck the Democrats. HRC was to right of Nixon on every major policy.
NIXON
And fuck me for being an idiot because this is all stupid and a waste of time I don’t have.
However saying the two are equivalent is even more idiotic. Getting into a nuanced discussion about what did and did not happen in Libya on Twitter or anywhere appears impossible anyway.
Yay foar thunderstorms screwing up my Saul watching. Damn you DirecTV, it’s just some rain.
If any were up for the episode already, I’d gladly have posted a streaming link for you.
No worries, I’ll dvr it later when storms stop.
Thanks for the offer tho, sincerely.
Oops. Something fell off this virtual truck that happened to be passing by.
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ttps://openload.co/f/khGPH9E-idE/better.call.saul.s03e10.convert.web.h264-tbs.mkv
Luckily, there are actual videos of her tits elsewhere.
Link?
Frida, Ask the Dust, Desperado, The Velocity of Gary…. I think that it, but she be sexy in the rest.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/1m1x0b/salma_hayek_nsfw_compilation_xpost/
Not the point of the gif, but I’m sure it’s helpful information to someone.
Good point. I just wanted to be thorough.
Balls NEEDED the info. He has not been paying attention to Selma nudity apparently.
Too busy banging Mexican ladies IRL
Personally, I’m glad The Slants won their case. Had they not, we’d be in for a lifetime of, “How is ________ not as offensive as The Slants?!”
The [*Redacted] s will change their name as part of a sweetheart deal to get a new stadium. As with all things, the path to progression is lined with dollars.
Let’s hear it for your Washington Slants!
God that would be hilarious.
So I have finally realized that my contempt for the NCAA lame attempt at playing football has actually started to eat away at the enjoyment of my NFL football viewing.
I am now looking at NFL news and reports realizing I don’t know who all these rookies are, It is like year 5 in a Madden Dynasty mode where all the players you remember are gone and it’s filled with randomly generated names.
But Tebow is always available as a FA pick up.
That makes me think, there should be a Tim Tebow metric. Like WAR but relative to Tebow — Value About Tebow. The VAT would show you if a player is better than the perpetually available alternative in Tebow.
Evening everyone. I may get more fucked up than usual, doing something I haven’t done in years.
Heroin? PCP? Bath Salts?
Triple C (Coricidin Cold and Cough), my brothers drug of choice since the army doesn’t test for it.
Can you Sunday Gravy this?
Evening gents and possibly a lady. On to brewery número dos of the evening.
The Padres are playing the Cubs tonight. The Padres are a bad team. Somehow, the Padres keep beating the Cubs. It’s vintage Cubbery.
Not anymore!
Hot taek alert: I wish Trudeau wasn’t a neutered neo-liberal cuck (sup Sophie?). Canada has the chance to do the opposite of America’s tire fire foreign policy and do some good in this world. Instead, our impotent PM is just following Agent Orange like the good little hoe that he is, and we play a large role in the death of brown people.
US has a one page law passed a week after 9/11 to fight al-Qaeda, to now justify attacking the Syrian government in 2017, that’s fighting al-Qaeda. Also, America can’t /won’t put al Qaeda on their terrorist list due to them arming Qaeda to the teeth in Syria. How people aren’t pissed about this is beyond me.
It’s like your own personal Tony Blair
Except Tony Blair’s lickspittles and disciples just got their rotten teeth kicked in by Corbyn in the homeland.
Quack.
Well, there’s always hope for Corbyn, who’s anti-imperialist and definitely not on the side of neoliberal Middle East realpolitik bullshit.
Am I correct that he proposed trying Blair for war crimes because holy shit that would be something.
TBH, I stopped following that shitshow, but I assume he did.
The best part is that our national security apparatus is top shelf, and nothing could possibly go wrong with this scenario.
Ok, seriously, couldn’t we just pick any team in the South and call them the Rednecks?
Or New England, the Rust Belt, the Midwest, the Rockies, and basically any place where the biggest economic drivers are agriculture or oil & gas.
The Boston Stranglers
Evening. I heard there’s a CFL pool. Is there any space available? I’d like to join.
My least favorite class is wrapping up and I decided to bless them with 3 tests. They do not look impressed, and I love it!
Yes there is! Here is the link:
http://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=138425
The Pittsburgh Butt-Pirates
The Las Vegas Hookers
Yes, they’re dead.
So, given today’s news, what’s the most offensive team we could come up with and sell T-shirts of?
I’m going to make “Washington Presidential Pissers” shirts.
The Washington Pre-Gentrification N–ggers.
Naggers?
Unbreakable took the other route looking for the right amount of offense to get the most profitable protests.
Pain in the ass about referencing new things is I have to go make the damn things myself.
Oh, I thought it said Cum Takers
There’s a player coming out next year named Equanimeous St. Brown. I like that.
What’s all the fuss?
-Securing image-
-image secure-
Ok, this is really fucking weird.
TO ALL PROSPECTIVE PICTURE POSTERS: When you copy and paste the URL, make sure you add an “s” to the http so that it becomes “secure”. Then the pictures will autoembed. Otherwise, they won’t show up.
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
Thanks! Just installed it.
A little known perk to being a tech nerd is increased success in titty posting.
That’s how Jared Fogel made money and ended up losing weight. And also how he got caught.
Ok, I see the pattern now. Apparently, the new system wants everything to come from a https instead of http. I’m gonna try a little experiment…
Makes sense. I use an EFF extension that forces https wherever possible.
Fuck the Slants. I hope the head guy gets dick cancer and dies slowly and painfully.
Imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to carry water for Dan Motherfucking Snyder, for free.
That’s kind of unfair, there are people who carry water for Jerry Richardson for free and it has nothing to do with their level of intelligence.
HE PURCHASED THAT CHATTEL FAIR AND SQUARE!
Whoo!
How did you do that?
TELL US THE MAGICAL SECRET!
Dunno. Only had one fuck up on me so far.
Are you just typing the URL in?
rgr
jpg too. Oh well, I’m going to take the Coolidge approach:
Unfortunately the 10th was the complete and total collapse of the economy; better luck next time eh Calvin?
Well, it’s not a permissions issue…
Taking us back to the time before automatic image embedding
Could’ve sworn png’s were automatic
Started messing with kettlebell exercises few weeks back, doing a simple daily routine. Seemed too easy, which I attribute to all the years stacking lumber even if I’m out of shape now. Wanted a bit more challenge, so I tried a few of the more intensive lifts. Not doing great.
“Welcome to the wrecked back club. Rise and grind!”
– J.J. Watt
The second sentence is Lindsey Vonn’s line/(hand)job.
Kettlebells are tricky. Much like deadlifts. They can work great, but you can also do a lot of damage of you do them wrong.
I am at an 8 course Filipino tasting dinner for a restaurant takeover. Decilitre is sleeping quietly for now in the corner, this is going to be good.
On urbandictionary that’s one of the more popular definitions of an “Andy Reid”.
Andy Reid: [Barges in through resturant doors, out of breathe and approaches hostess] How many booths do you have?! [Before she can answer] Great! I’ll take them all!”
I WANT ALL THE HAM.
Tonight’s theme is Lucha Underground ring announcers and the cyborgs they currently date:
Based on those scratches on her ass I’m guessing she spent a little time in Wolfman Rob’s van?
I just naturally assume some battle damage occurs when you’re shacking up with this monster.
Well what the hell
Test
Oh, and speaking of your avatar, Gratliff, I finally started watching F is for Family. I’m so glad I never ever hid under my parents’ bed when they didn’t know I was in the house. I don’t think I’d recover from that kind of trauma.
It’s a great awful show.
Full match…
https://youtu.be/WAaDyWHRCeU
And now that motherfucker may be the best wrestler in the world. This is the best counter of all time.