Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities.
So I’ve decided that peppered in here and there, among other timely themes over the next several weeks/months, will be themes pertaining to summer activities.
This week? Hot Chicks on Bicycles.
Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!
And also…..because I’ve recently resumed biking after a several year layoff (more or less) due to….let’s call it facial trauma from going over the handlebars at an inopportune time. Then again, is there ever an opportune time to go over the handlebars and bash your face into the pavement?
I think not. Fortunately I was already pretty ugly, so no real harm done other than some teeth gone bye bye.
Anyway, in future weeks we might do swimming, tennis, beaches, surfing (we’ll definitely do surfing) or any number of other things. And please, do feel free to suggest a summer activity if it can be featured sexily, though tastefully. Well, tastefully for this joint, anyway. We grade on a curve.
Ooooh!!! Chicks on Boats!!!!!
Sorry, I’m thinking out loud. It happens. We’ll get to it.
But this week…Hot Chicks on Bicycles….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGKWQ7op9Yw
More to come…..
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Random Fucktard
Sure he owns the course. Sure he can drive his little cart wherever he likes. That’s not the point.
The elitist prick doesn’t even care about taking care of and/or treating properly his own possessions. Because screw it, he can just buy more if need be. Or just pay someone to fix the shit he’s too arrogant to care about in the moment because he’s busy putting forth the image he thinks is a winner.
Oh, btw….the US Women’s Open is being played there next month. Really great they’ll have a course which has been so well cared for.
Then again, they’re only women. Right Donnie boy?
So I ask…..how much of a shit do you really think this nimrod gives about you and yours?
When I grow up Imma buy a big golf course and dare him to drive a cart on one of MY greens. When he does, Imma push him and the cart to the nearest lake and hold ’em both under. Might even use the cart to anchor him down.
/just kidding Secret Service
//but not really
Two words: Dick. Head.
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Sports With Training Wheels
NBA
The NBA Draft happened last night, apparently. Not surprisingly, I neither cared nor watched. But I’m confident that a lot of future addicts and/or convicts were there for the party.
Honestly, if it hadn’t been for my morbid curiosity about whether Dennis Smith, Jr ended up in Gotham or the Big D, I wouldn’t even have checked the draft results this morning.
MLB
Same shit, different week. Except that suddenly it isn’t, at least for the time being. The NL West is the new AL East. By virtue of winning 9 of their last 10 (including 7 straight), the Dodgers are now atop the heap out there, but Arizona and Colorado are both only 1.5 games back, with all three teams hovering in the vicinity of 20+ games over .500. That’s impressive.
Tonight:
- Texas at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- Anaheim at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
College World Series
It’s down to Oregon State, LSU, Florida and TCU. While I’m not going to go thru the particulars of the double elim bracket and how it works, suffice to say that either/both Oregon State and Florida need only one win to advance to the best of three championship series; while LSU and TCU both need to win two straight to advance.
Today/Tonight:
- Oregon State v LSU – 3:00pmEDT – ESPN
- Florida v TCU – 8:00pmEDT – ESPN
Saturday:
- Oregon State v LSU – TBA – ESPN (if necessary)
- Florida v TCU – TBA – ESPN (if necessary)
MLS
- Toronto v New England – 8:00pmEDT – MLS Live
- Houston v Dallas – 9:00PpmEDT – Univision Deportes
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Hot Girls on Bicycles
Much like the golf girls last week, the bike girls seems pretty self-explanatory. So here in no particular order….
Enjoy….
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Stupid Bicycle Songs
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tWBS Photo Time
In truth, I think I’m on the verge of cutting this tWBS’ Photo feature out of TGISF. No shit. Seems a bit too self-indulgent and I’ve grown to loathe it. But nonetheless, this week you get two (don’t get excited, they both suck).
Both were taken on the streets of Mesa, Arizona a few years ago. So what’s the lesson here? Don’t leave your bike unattended in Mesa, Arizona. Wooooo foar Mesa, AZ Popo!!!! Did I ever tell ya’s that Mesa, AZ Popo briefly investigated me for attempted murder about seven years ago? True story, bro.
(I didn’t do it)
((seriously….stop looking at me like that))
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Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s
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I know I’m late to the party, but are we going to get a “How tWBS got away with murder” post?
h/t @ZODIAC_MF for sharing
Night all, time to sleep this off.
Later tater
I made an album of my favorite photos from that ginger’s Instagram (@sabrinalynnci).
https://pixxxels.org/gallery/36c2ckb3s/
Should this be opened in a “private” window?
It’s lingerie and swimwear. It’s IG, so it’s relatively safe.
I’m entirely live and let live as far as sexual proclivities go, but holy shit do I love women!
Earlier, I assumed the 2 beers I had remaining would be sufficient for the evening,
I was mistaken.
Therefore, I have dipped into Dame Nobyl’s Moscato reserves.
She’s in D.C. for a conference.
I can buy more Moscato tomorrow.
Carry on.
Four more beers! Four more beers!
Wish I could, but no way am I putting pants on at this point. Staying in…
Oh, it’s wine. Carry on.
Sure as hell ain’t cough syrup!
I wish I had a beach to go to that isn’t a pain in the ass to reach. If you are near one, you owe it to the rest of us to go visit it this weekend.
I live 20 min away from the Padre Island National Seashore. Hurricanes notwithstanding, you are not incorrect.
Redheads, man. Human Kryptonite.
I dated one when I was in my 20’s. Carpet did match the drapes, and she thoroughly confirmed every stereotype.
How many times did she try to kill you, and were any of those attempts during sex?
1. Define “kill”.
2. Yes.
2 answers 1.
Now that I think of it, I’m lucky to be alive!
I’m still not going to see The Beguiled.
She seems like a very sexy little mannequin.
Making gifs is mentally exhausting, but this is begging for one or two.
https://streamable.com/s/5ga0e/nckpxb
I hate the night shift, I miss all the fun stuff.
I’m still here…. yeah, you are right the fun stuff is gone
It’s still there, just archived.
Gemini, NASA’s unsung hero.
Because I’m watching Beavis and Butthead do America:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6D8lB0A9w
THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!!!!
Jon Hamm got weird after Mad Men.
Hehehe.
As a fan of both flicks, I fucking love this.
Also acceptable.
JESUS!!
(oh shit, that guy again)
I didn’t know they remade this odd movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066819/
She is so, so hot.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kAsnW5bckOs/UGiL8qpufKI/AAAAAAAAi6E/CotVM7NJoEQ/s1600/Fox10.jpg
He doesn’t even have to make the choice.
What are we wathching tonight? Beavis and Butthead do America, Collingwood vs Port Adelaide, Australia vs Italy in rugby, or Kings XI Punjab v Sunrisers Hydrabad (Heil Hydra)?
In honour of the hot Asian lady that gave me an extra 5 minutes of inspiration on the treadmill machine:
( I have no idea why she kept bending down to touch her toes, but I don’t care)
Just finished Port Adelaide v Collingwood.
Future TGISF princess of the week.
Just saying.
Fuck you, Dax. Your day is fast approaching.
SHHH! Don’t let the pussy out of the bag!!
I made the mistake of frying bacon naked once (yep, as sexay as it sounds!), that’s why I make it in the oven now.
Skin grafting a penis is painful you guys!
Evening, I’m too lazy to look up something involving bicycels, but this gif seems to be vaguely sporting related, so there’s that:
http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Katy-Perry-licking-teeth-in-Cleopatra-Egyptian-costume.gif
Love a stove that has a bun warmer included.
Smells great too!!!!!