Oh kids.  OH KIDS!  We have a special treat for you.  Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as he plays Oregon Trail.  This is an annual tradition even more hallowed than the Masters with the benefit of no Jim Nantz and no formalized sexism/racism.

Also, no pants.

Last year, I made a Storify with all of his tweets.  To get you properly hyped and ready, please click HERE to read last year’s account. I think my favorite tweet was this one:

https://twitter.com/makeitsnowondem/status/762129414230380544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Fdoorfliesopen%2Fmake-it-snow-s-oregon-trail-livetweet-2016

Also, this exchange was fucking funny:

https://twitter.com/HoratioCorn2/status/762115486050025472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorify.com%2Fdoorfliesopen%2Fmake-it-snow-s-oregon-trail-livetweet-2016

Those of you that have Twitter, if you don’t follow him, here is his live twitter feed:

Tweets by makeitsnowondem

Two things are different this year from last:

1- Make It Snow is going to play Amazon Trail instead of Oregon Trail.  As you may remember, he actually achieved his lifetime goal of making it to California WITH a grandfather clock last year, so he is now seeking new challenges.

2- I will be live-embedding the tweets here and updating the post as we go along!

I’ll be posting them in chronological order so that you can start at the top and work your way down instead of reading upwards like the Twitter feed makes you do. This will also enable those of you that do not have Twitter to join in the fun.  And, of course, to make funny comments.  The action starts at 3 PM DFO time!

Once it starts, it may be fast and furious, so refresh the page often.

Here we GO!

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Your cat looks like a Worried Family Member from an intervention show.

— Jezzer, Mean Gay Era (2001-present) (@Jezzerat) July 1, 2017

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For the record, that was a Jags joke,  not a Make It Snow joke.

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Nearly as difficult as capturing Morbo crying pic.twitter.com/mN7rTqqmad

— Jonathan Levy (@JonDC51) July 2, 2017

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