Oh kids. OH KIDS! We have a special treat for you. Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as he plays Oregon Trail. This is an annual tradition even more hallowed than the Masters with the benefit of no Jim Nantz and no formalized sexism/racism.
Also, no pants.
Last year, I made a Storify with all of his tweets. To get you properly hyped and ready, please click HERE to read last year’s account. I think my favorite tweet was this one:
Also, this exchange was fucking funny:
Those of you that have Twitter, if you don’t follow him, here is his live twitter feed:
Two things are different this year from last:
1- Make It Snow is going to play Amazon Trail instead of Oregon Trail. As you may remember, he actually achieved his lifetime goal of making it to California WITH a grandfather clock last year, so he is now seeking new challenges.
2- I will be live-embedding the tweets here and updating the post as we go along!
I’ll be posting them in chronological order so that you can start at the top and work your way down instead of reading upwards like the Twitter feed makes you do. This will also enable those of you that do not have Twitter to join in the fun. And, of course, to make funny comments. The action starts at 3 PM DFO time!
Once it starts, it may be fast and furious, so refresh the page often.
Here we GO!
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Your cat looks like a Worried Family Member from an intervention show.
— Jezzer, Mean Gay Era (2001-present) (@Jezzerat) July 1, 2017
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For the record, that was a Jags joke, not a Make It Snow joke.
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Nearly as difficult as capturing Morbo crying pic.twitter.com/mN7rTqqmad
— Jonathan Levy (@JonDC51) July 2, 2017
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Make it Snow stops for Ice Cream….
Will be making Trump Steaks in honor of make it snow’s trek tonight.
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You disgust me
Criminal behavior.
Shit, just woke up from a nap. Did snow cure AIDS in Africa or whatever he was supposed to do on the Dengue trail?
Well he sure showed those savages who’s boss eh, ol chap? The “light your pipe” and “drink tea” minigames are tough, but “discuss that upcoming MP Lord Palmerston” is the toughest I think.
PITT. THE. ELDER!
298 lbs of fish?
94 lbs of fruit (how much does Buddy Cole weigh again?)
But Holy fuck, find a gun and kill some real meat. We’re hongry.
Why is “Let’s have sex.” not an option?
I’m kinda curious what this is in response to and/or who you’re talking to.
Obviously you didn’t see the tweet with the hot guide actress in the game.
You are correct, Sir. Now I am caught up. How sad is it that this is my Saturday night?
But I agree with Hippo, let’s change our pace is always a winner.
“Let’s change our pace” could be taken that way…
Gotta go. Don’t die, Lord Snow. And don’t lose the game, either.
“Hey, Let’s change our pace.”
– tWBS
(can’t tell if she’s smiling or laughing)
I love Instagram.
She’s much better observed from about 10-15 ft away.
I fear we’ve reached peak beard, I’ve had mine since going to Afghanistan over a decade ago but I think it’s time to cut it off, lest I be judged with the trend that seems best described as Manbun 2: Hair Boogaloo.
Fucking hipsters ruining everything….
– A. RODGERS
My face is feeling soft and fluffy.
My pants are feeling fluffy, but not exactly soft.
I’m painting a bedroom today. You know the drill: roller, brush, wait to dry and repeat. I got up primer and two coats since yesterday (still have the ol’ accent wall and ceiling to address). Point is, it’s 5 o’clock and, while I could make another pass later this evening, I’d rather go get dinner food, prepare dinner food, and get high af. Is that alright?
That’s more than alright. You’ve earned a beer or two.
That’s great hustle! Hell yeah you deserve a snack.
(I could’ve sworn I saw a butt slap, but I’m keeping it in.)
Way ahead of you, except I forgot dinner food.
Rookie mistake. Get food then get high. Dumbass tWBS!!!!!!
BTW – we still got Fozz?
As far as I know the Italians have not yet called him back to the Motherland.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12012006
I had to go to the alcohol store.
Is Snowy ded yet?
Not yet. I’m actually surprised.
I see he shared some food. What a dumbass.
I’m all settled in and done with the Saturday errands so let’s try this delicious triple brownie edible and see what happens.
I’ll see you all in hell.
Have a nice flight.
Yup.
3 achievements out of 16 in the jaguar shield? Sounds about right.
Um, Snow, is there a “No Jews Allowed” sign at Fordlandia?
Getting to Fordlandia is how you know you’ve left Brazil and entered Argentina.
/Don’t blame me for not knowing where Argentina is, all tucked away down there.
perhaps just…heavily implied? Foreskin inspections?
Do those even count?
— Southern Redneck Protestant
yeah but dey’s few and bar between in the rainforest
Foreskins or Protestants?
Did the talking jaguar go 2-14?
So much snow that I feel like I’m at a 70s Hollywood party
Wait Rich Evans worked in the Amazon?
C’mon NHL teams, make with the trades! DANCE FOR ME!
The look on the cat’s face is priceless.
Hey man, could you at least feed me first before you do this?
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Meanwhile, some of the Amazonians grow bored…
Well she certainly wasn’t going to be able to get undressed IN that car was she?
I have, mostly.
At least pull over first.
Hope she’s keeping her eye out for that asshole from Fashionable Male.
Once the bottle’s open it starts to go bad.
When do you see a hot amazon girl?
/begins nonchalantly looking foar the penis
//gets punched
///will try to be more nonchalant next time
////wait, next time?
I’d still climb her like the Empire State Building.
Girl, right…
She probably wouldn’t like me, I’d always be sticking my nose in her business.
That’s Eduardo Flippers to you!
Two young cute white girls at the coffee shop this morning seated at the table next to me. I hadn’t initially paid any attention to them but when the one with the aqua hair got her breakfast wrapped and said, “Do you have any salsa that isn’t the verde? Like, do you have the stuff like the rojo?”
So then I decided to keep an ear open.
About five minutes later is a nice “I know this is going to sound racist but…” and she leans in to her friend and about ten seconds later they both jerk back in their chairs laughing harder than anyone else in the place.
Ah Valley of the Sun.
How I miss thee.
SO DID HE CUM OR WHAT?
“I know this is going to sound racist but” I take my coffee the way I take my men, black.
/Airplane’d
I have no idea who this is and I’m sure it’s merely a coincidence if her last name is a color. I’ve never seen this woman before in my life…I swear!!!! Even if she does have a boy’s name. It’s just a coincidence that I know these things. I swear.
(pssst…see ya later, Alex)
Nope, still don’t know her…..
Fortunately, her name is right down there in the corner.
Now to just fire up the ol’ Google in this public place …
Blacked – that means they censor out the naughty bits, but it’s otherwise SFW, right?
I like my women the same way I like my coffee,
cold and bitter.
I like my women the same way I like my coffee, hot and spilled all over my lap while I curse and scream in pain.
Rangers are probably going to make their new free agent signing an assistant captain, so they can have Paul Carey-A on the team.
Bro Miguel should be embarrased to be Brazilian
Check that. Brazil should be embarrased that they have Bro Miguel
PICK THE GIRL!
I read that “River of Doubt” book about Teddy Roosevelt. Methinks this is as seminal a moment in snow’s life, and that hot-ass Candice Millard should write a book about him too.
Beer, THEN gin. Holy fuckballs, snow is gonna be ded tomorry.
I, ummmmm, think I like her other picture better.
You leave her alone. She’s doing just fine.
Watch out for Hiram the Blacksmith
“THIS IS NOT MY MERKIN!!”
Better hope your syphillis shots are up to date.
Shattenkirk for 6.65 million a year?
Wake up with Al? I’d prefer not to ever have that happen again.
Fool me once, Al!!!!!!!
Wait, is THAT in the Amazon!? Take me with you MiS!
I have to leave shortly to go to the dump and then the gym. Who will sweat more or smell worse 2 hours from now, me or Makeitsnow’s avatar in the game?
Spoiler alert, it’ll be me. That character’s gonna be long dead by then.
Wow, you are going to the dump and I have to go take a dump. It’s like we have some sort of mystical connection!
Cowboys fans are well-acquainted with dumps.
It usually only gets bad around December.
I would think that would be more of a Chiefs thing, what with Alex Smith’s passing and Andy Reid’s diet.
It’s like Human Centipede, but over the internet.
Hey! Hey!
♬ THE HILLS ARE ALIVE … ♬
Someone be sure to share this with Sill so his head explodes.
Looove curves.
Gotta repost the one you entered late last night, certainly worth another look:
Well done! Who the fuck is this girl?!?
http://www.oxygen.com/fix-my-mom/photos/photos-ashley-alexiss-models-lingerie
Yes, I think everyone was in agreement here.
Yay foar repost.
So what time does this shitshow start? I recently watched Fitzcarraldo so I’m expecting someone to haul a steamship over a cliff or there will be hell to pay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqugru2d1h8
No time to read the whole article, just the title; but, have you thought about twitching this bitch? Live stream, that is.
He’ll be doing that next year. This year he didn’t learn how to do it in time.
Plus he was busy getting married and stuff.
That’s not an excuse.
brb, digging up all my old Tapir pictures.
What I learned: Make it Snow kills bear babies, and Lady Snow is disturbingly OK with this.
But at least now I’m properly hyped and ready. GO!!!!
Oh, why did she ever have to turn 19?
“I’ll take What is Mark Sanchez Thinking Right Now for $500, Alex”.
Fuck, there has to be tuna down there somewhere.
That’s what HE said!!!
“Oh, sorry Romonobyl, we were looking for “Who is Mark Chmura” on that one. So close.” Trebek smiles smugly and asks you to go again.
I’m sure there are plenty more acceptable responses.