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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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INT.  RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host.  The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.

PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?

BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.

PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]

FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]

CONNOR: [flinches]

PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.

FEMALE COMPANION: Guest?  I ain’t no goddamned guest.  I’m his fuckin’ wife!

PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes.  We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets!  Now it’s queens!  Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.

MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?

PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show.  You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request.  According to a theme that you select.

MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]

PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?

BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have.  I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”.  That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.

PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!

MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males?  You know, like that Tannehill bitch?  The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…

BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…

MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that.  I got just the thing to get us started.  [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?

This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea.  MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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laserguru
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Late inning double shot!

laserguru
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Don T
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/slipping this under the door

Don T
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The Commitments on Brock Osweiler

laserguru
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Love these fucking guys.

laserguru
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OOO! OOO! OOO! I’ve got one!
No! I’ve got two!

laserguru
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Dos!

King Hippo
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King Hippo
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/yes I always end up posting a Cracker song

scotchnaut
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Mother is a title, right?

SonOfSpam
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SonOfSpam
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Take two:

scotchnaut
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Me and Mrs. Jones

scotchnaut
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Do you have a heroin addiction? Billy Paul got you.

scotchnaut
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please delete above post (and this one as well)

scotchnaut
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One of the best sitcoms of recent memory produced a great tune…

SonOfSpam
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First time Pavorotti’s made the Request Line?

scotchnaut
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I’ve been waiting on Caruso myself…

SonOfSpam
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Here you go:

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scotchnaut
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OOF!

scotchnaut
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What? No Night Ranger?

SonOfSpam
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Scotchnaut’s MOTORIN WHAT’S HIS PRICE FOR FLIGHT?

scotchnaut
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Depends if I’m doin’ Spirit Airlines or Delta…

scotchnaut
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Youse guys are a buncha slackers

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

wrong but right? video.
/off to take a shower
//father of 2 daughters

SonOfSpam
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Trump likes the cut of your jib.

Senor Weaselo
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKL7vYfJ5Gg

/ducks rotten fruit
//stands up, takes rock to face

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Meh, I thought it was funny.

nomonkeyfun
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, if the rest of you are just gonna leave these out there, I’ll do a foreign language totally contrived double shot…..

theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Admittedly, this is the result of a random search on youtube. Never heard it, expect it to suck…but title sounds funny so let’s see….

nomonkeyfun
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SonOfSpam
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Holy crap, almost forgot Morrissey’s giving notice

scotchnaut
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nice pull.

SonOfSpam
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Shit…did I leave my webcam on while I was jer

Oh, you mean the song. Thanks.

SonOfSpam
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Thurl Ravenscroft > Thurl Bailey

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Olajuwon disagrees.
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Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

fav christmas song

nomonkeyfun
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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

jebus, where’s the banhammer when you need it
/there is no mental bleach
/there is no mental bleach

nomonkeyfun
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My apologies for breaking the rules. I think this should atone for my sins.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Song sucks…video is just fine.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Senor Weaselo
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Classic.

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

SonOfSpam
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Good pull, and relevant since we’re all Russian now,