Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host. The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.
PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?
BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.
PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]
FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]
CONNOR: [flinches]
PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.
FEMALE COMPANION: Guest? I ain’t no goddamned guest. I’m his fuckin’ wife!
PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes. We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets! Now it’s queens! Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.
MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?
PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show. You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request. According to a theme that you select.
MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]
PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?
BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have. I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”. That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.
PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!
MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males? You know, like that Tannehill bitch? The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…
BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…
MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that. I got just the thing to get us started. [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?
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This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea. MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.
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Jesus, the meeting at Trump Tower has a headcount that is growing faster than Philip Rivers’ family.
Thought I saw you there.
I enjoyed playing this song on Guitar Hero.
Was just about to post this, but whatever I like Davey Havok’s new band better anyway.
I wish more people would come in here and riff on the song choices. There are so many golden opportunities here!
I’ve long maintained that this song is Todd Hailey’s theme song. And not just because of the Camaro reference.
Barkeep, why stop at a DOUBLE…
…when you can make it a TRIPLE?!
DOUBLE SHOT or sequel if you wish
Lemonheads – Mrs Robinson
Bill Murray & Christopher Guest, 1974
This song is fantastic, but the fact that the music video is all one continuous take is fucking amazing.
Primus DOUBLE SHOT coming in hot!
Dear Mr. Fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxVlN-LzIks
A link because I still ain’t figured out how to post pictures and shit. Cuz I”m a dumbass, you see.
I always liked the Winwood tripping balls live version.
I think Ufford still has to approve you.
Obscure ska? Obskra?
Kinda surprised this was still available
My favorite Aussie import (non Elle MacPherson division)
Wait a minute… That’s not Pennywise. That’s not Pennywise at all!
When you said “not pennywise” I thought you were talking about Warren Sapp.
AHOY!
“Ooh, sneaky!”
– Bill Parcells
/also has offered the same commentary regarding any Babymetal submissions.
Music to seal yourself in the garage with the engine running (any of his stuff, really):
WOO HOO TITLE-BASED DOUBLE SHOT!
“There’s more than one song about me out there?! THE GOVERNMENT MUST HAVE IMPLANTED LISTENING DEVICES IN MY TEETH!” [Dives for set of pliers across the room]
You know how the world is better off with certain people existing? Alex Jones is not one of those people.
Damn you. Just a click faster than me.
Doh.
“WOO HOO TITLE-BASED DOUBLE SHOT!”
– Prince William, attempting to sell his younger brother on an unsavory proposition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDlAMjM-77Y
Anne Bancroft was 36 when she filmed this.
Hoffman was about 30.
Fun fact: This DOUBLE SHOT is one of Brad Childress’ favorite songs.
I feel like there’s an opportunity for a three-man wrestling tag team featuring Mr. Tinkertrain, Mr. Slippyfist, and Mr. Childress.
I assure you they already have something like that, just, without the wrasslin’ part…
“It’s symbolic, of course.”
For the last time, this ain’t the Beatles. It just really WANTS to be them.
Enjoy the post and the tags about Miko. I mean, craaaaaaazy.
YES! love this tune.
Haha, that’s telling.
Almost as telling as it being the first thing I thought of when I read RTD’s intro.