Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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- Request Line: Do Your Job – August 17, 2018
- DFO Radio: Ain’t No Party Like A Boat Party Because A Boat Party Floats On – August 14, 2018
- The NFL Solves the Anthem “Problem” – August 8, 2018
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host. The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.
PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?
BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.
PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]
FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]
CONNOR: [flinches]
PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.
FEMALE COMPANION: Guest? I ain’t no goddamned guest. I’m his fuckin’ wife!
PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes. We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets! Now it’s queens! Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.
MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?
PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show. You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request. According to a theme that you select.
MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]
PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?
BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have. I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”. That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.
PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!
MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males? You know, like that Tannehill bitch? The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…
BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…
MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that. I got just the thing to get us started. [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?
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This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea. MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.
Late inning double shot!
/slipping this under the door
The Commitments on Brock Osweiler
Love these fucking guys.
Aw, this song reminds me of that guy in college that got caught forging his transcript when he tried to transfer and ended up murdering his parents.
For real, though: http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-appeals-court-denies-new-trial-for-convicted-2005aug10-story.html
Not relevant to thread but relevant nontheless
OOO! OOO! OOO! I’ve got one!
No! I’ve got two!
Dos!
/yes I always end up posting a Cracker song
That okay, Cracker rules.
Well this was an interesting find…
Mother is a title, right?
Kinda have plans for a “family business” theme in the future – mother, father, brother, sister…
Oh, like the presidency.
Yeah, that’s sort of how I was thinking of writing it up. No, I don’t know how I’d be tying it in with football.
Take two:
Me and Mrs. Jones
Do you have a heroin addiction? Billy Paul got you.
please delete above post (and this one as well)
One of the best sitcoms of recent memory produced a great tune…
LATE ROUND STEAL!
First time Pavorotti’s made the Request Line?
I’ve been waiting on Caruso myself…
Here you go:
OOF!
What? No Night Ranger?
Scotchnaut’s MOTORIN WHAT’S HIS PRICE FOR FLIGHT?
Depends if I’m doin’ Spirit Airlines or Delta…
Youse guys are a buncha slackers
wrong but right? video.
/off to take a shower
//father of 2 daughters
Trump likes the cut of your jib.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKL7vYfJ5Gg
/ducks rotten fruit
//stands up, takes rock to face
Meh, I thought it was funny.
OK, if the rest of you are just gonna leave these out there, I’ll do a foreign language totally contrived double shot…..
Admittedly, this is the result of a random search on youtube. Never heard it, expect it to suck…but title sounds funny so let’s see….
Holy crap, almost forgot Morrissey’s giving notice
nice pull.
Shit…did I leave my webcam on while I was jer
Oh, you mean the song. Thanks.
Thurl Ravenscroft > Thurl Bailey
Olajuwon disagrees.
fav christmas song
jebus, where’s the banhammer when you need it
/there is no mental bleach
/there is no mental bleach
My apologies for breaking the rules. I think this should atone for my sins.
No apology needed – I just try to make sure playlists don’t overlap too much with each other.
Song sucks…video is just fine.
Interlude!
Classic.
Good pull, and relevant since we’re all Russian now,