“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.” – F Scott Fitzgerald
Me thinks our President is not one with a first-rate intelligence
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- Trump said what now?
- I took my puppy, Calvin, to get neutered yesterday, does this mean he still has bigger balls than most of the elected Republicans?
- How do you mess up a message to people so badly that even Jimmy Fallon has to take a break from making dumb skits and drinking to make political commentary?
- Is this not the most Trump interview ever?
When questioned about how he got a book of Hitler’s that has been on his nightstand he said.
Trump – “Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of ‘Mein Kampf,’ and he’s a Jew.”and followed up with this
“If, I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them.”
When asked about it Marty Davis said this:
“But it was ‘My New Order,’ Hitler’s speeches, not ‘Mein Kampf.’ I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I’m not Jewish.” - How many of those skin heads have copies of Hitlers books they didn’t read?
- It’s like Libertarians who claimed to have read “Atlas Shrugged.” Do they claim “The Fountainhead” is superior because of its shorter length?
- Is Trump just playing quadruple dimensional chess?
- Is he just unable to articulate that despite the ugliness at the rally that there are people in the crowd who are just angry and confused but deep down a good person, that maybe there was the next Derrick Vineyard was in the crowd who will soon rise and say this stuff is bullshit?
- Or is he more likely to say something along the lines of “Of course there are some good Nazi’s ever see that movie Schindlers List? Great movie very colorful.”?
- Isn’t it ironic that a group of people bused themselves in from out of state to protest the city/states decision to remove a statue of a guy who didn’t want a statue of himself because they think they have to remember their heritage of states rights?
- Is this all just a distraction from all the Russia news?
- If we live in a just world, and if Trump and his ilk are guilty of crimes then should their assets be seized by civil forfeiture?
- Am I getting too serious?
- What was your favorite “very special episode”?
- Was it Diff’rent Strokes episode where the bike shop guy wanted to bang little kids, Drunk Uncle Tom Hanks on Family Ties, or Jessie Spano getting hooked on drugs moving to Vegas and becoming a stripper?
I don’t think that’s sanitary - How bad was that movie?
- Jessie likes to play prostitutes, doesn’t she?
- Is this where Balls would insert an anal sex question?
- Is Any Given Sunday underrated?
- Am I the only person who thinks of Varsity Blues, The Program and Any Given Sunday are an unofficial trilogy of following dumb football players doing dumb shit and maybe learning something at the end of the year?
- The Program has not aged well at all, has it?
- Did you know that the white defensive player from the Program, Any Given Sunday and Necessary Roughness was played by Andrew Bryniarski who was also Leather Face?
- Are you shocked to learn that he also played a skin head in Higher Learning with Omar Epps?
- It is not safe to go to college with Omar Epps, is it?
- How relevant is the movie Higher Learning now?
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STARTING DEFENSE!! PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!
/headbutts computer
//cries
The question would be: Does Balls want to do Jessie in the butt?
The answer is, of course: Damn right!
It is a terrible movie, and I like it.
Fuck every Republican to death with a cactus.
Are you that surprised the people who identify as republicans rightnnnow are college douchebags, old people who only watch fox news, and dumb shits who were probably already at Charlottesville. Almost 1/3 doesn’t buy it? That’s progress.
Who cares?
Lawrence Taylor’s monologue to Steamin’ Beaman in the sauna room about looking back when they’re done with the game, or the game is done with them, seems so earnest and real I always wonder why no one ever mentions it.
He was also cowboy Wyatt in Necessary Roughness.
This dude has an impressive oeuvre. He was also Butterfinger in Hudson Hawk, Zangief in Street Fighter, and best of all, does a Christopher Walken impression playing Walken’s son in Batman Returns.
7. I am reasonably certain American Fuhrer would be a worse chess player than me, and I used to not think that possible. A pre-schooler could beat me.
19. Christ on his throne, NO!! I turned that steaming pile of shit off after like 10-15 minutes (and I had paid to rent it, back in the olden days). Worst sports film I ever seen.
Today, whilst waiting for my child to take her driving test (2nd time, thank fuck she passed this time), I showed my solidarity for #TeamBlack in the coming race war by ordering a grape soda. But I also succumbed to my white trash DNA, in that it was also a Mountain Dew KickStart.
/also, how does one get out the word they want to be on #TeamBlack? Does Big Black Richard have to vouch FOAR the entire Commentist Party?
I think the accepted entrance requirement is that you have intercourse with a lady.
I keep hoping something happens to tear him down, but Pence is a whole different kettle of fish.
Water Gate took over two years to bring down Nixon.
I’ll wait if need be.
Pence is in trouble re: Russia too, as is Ryan. I’m cautiously optimistic they’ll both go down too.
Having said that, you’re right, there’s a chance that Pence would govern more effectively than Trump, since it’s pretty much impossible to be worse. He has an actual agenda.
I likes how you thinks. Can live with President Hatch. He’s just old and weird, but not dangerous.
I’d rather keep going.
“12. If we live in a just world, and if Trump and his ilk are guilty of crimes then should their assets be seized by civil forfeiture?”
Apparently NYAG Schneiderman is gonna try to do just that. I mean, jail is great and all, but to see the whole Trump family cry like Bernadette Peters in The Jerk at losing all “the stuff” will be delicious.
“18. Is this where Balls would insert an anal sex question?”
Yes, but he would use lube and tell you that he’ll stop if it hurts. (He won’t stop.)
Scene from The Jerk, for the two people who read this blog but have never seen the movie (go remedy that, you two):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE03PtIKI-I
One of my favorite movies
You mean I’m gonna stay this pale colour forever??
HAHAHAHA
I wonder what ever happened to kommenter Navin R. Johnson from The Old Place. *sigh* Good times.
The President has revealed himself too stupid to play 4-D chess and too vile to do anything other that which helps him.
Not to get too serious, but I’m fucking sick of Republicans acting shocked that there’s racism in their party. They spent the last multiple decades courting racists as part of an electoral block and then felt compelled to delegitimize the first African-American President. Wonder why? Along the way, they painted Democrats as unpatriotic enemies, attempting to dehumanize (sometimes even literally) so that even WORKING with political opponents is impossible. Now doing something that “makes libruls mad” is good, even if it’s completely unAmerican. They abetted and fomented Trump’s rise, and they should be punished at the polls for it. My friends who vote Republican think they’re just voting their wallets or they’re anti-Hillary or whatever reason they want to use. But at this point, they’re supporting a morally bankrupt party committed to institutional racism and without any policy agenda beyond cutting taxes for the wealthy and pissing off “the left.” FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKS.
Oh and fuck their civil war participation trophy statues, too. It’s like the 17th most appalling thing they’re pushing this week.
Yeah, that chess thing is a joke for all the assholes who are trying to think Trump is anything but what he is in the media.
over 50% people voted against him because of who we thought he is
<25% of the people voted for him because of who we thought he is
and the rest voted for him because I don't know #buthereamails and #nielgorsuch and are trying to convince themselves that they did the right thing to this day.
I read that as “Is Trump just playing quadruple dimensional chaos?”
also yes
That fatass needs to cut taxes and shut the fuck up.
Well fucking said.