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Your “We Should All Be This Contented” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The first NFL player to test positive for COVID-19 has been announced, and it’s Los Angeles Rams center Brian Allen. Apparently, he tested…
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Your “What’s Worse – A Pattern or a Trend?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Following up on a balls comment from last night’s Open Thread, the Super Bowl viewership rating was a 41.1, or an average…
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Your “WOO! – Hockey’s Back!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Excuse me while I play the Canadian national anthem. NFL News: Dez Bryant has come to the realization that no one loves him, so…
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Your “Hours And Hours Of Fascinating Fun” Saturday Evening Post
I have seriously had my fill of all politics for this week – international, domestic and office. I am going to grab the first…
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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child’s game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me…
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Your “Catch Your Dreams Before They Slip Away” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Giants have ended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie’s suspension after one game. With the Seahawks coming to town, that makes sense, given the differences…
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Your “Well, Well, Well…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson – now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…
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25 Questions… A Very Special Episode
“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the…