TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today.  And you also already know I’m at the beach this week.

You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I’ve been getting back to surfing.  It’s been a while since I last surfed before this week.  And honestly I am very sore and very tired at this moment.  But in a really good way.  Been sleeping good this week, too.

Honestly, before my arrival I had been hoping for hurricaney type swells, but Irma veered the wrong way and left me hanging mostly other than early Monday.  Women, huh?  Meh, probably just as well.  I don’t need help doing stupid stuff and putting myself at risk.  I got plenty, maybe even more than I bargained for on Monday.  It’s all good Irma.

It’s been a great week, truth be told.  Very relaxing.  I’m already getting bummed out that I have to go home in two days.  Oh well.

But not surprisingly probably, our theme this week is Surf Chicks.

Those knots look a bit stressed. She’s one to follow closely, just in case.
Has probably never surfed in her life, but she looks good with the board.

 

Anywhooooo….

Our musical selections tonight just happen to be songs which remind me of the beach in general, or have “significance” for a particular past trip to a coast.  This first one is one of the latter, FWIW….

As is the second.

Now Imma go get (moar) baked and then in a little while, write the rest of this.

Don’t get excited, it won’t be much.

(TWSS)

tWBS’ “I’m Totally Not Baked” Filler

Really, I’m not.  At least not yet.  But I have mellowed some.  It’s all about degrees.

Which is a good thing because concurrent with my stay here at this moderately appointed beach resort, is a massive influx of inbred redneck types who are apparently marrying one cousin off to another this weekend.  And I am literally right smack in the middle of their block of rooms, which seems to be every other room but mine at this point.

I’ve already been invited to the reception, and was already considering it (free booze) even before laying eyes on the wedding planner later in the day.  She is obviously not related to this crew, so that’s a point in her favor.

But that’s tomorrow.  Tonight, surfing.

When you read this later, I hope to be in the water.

As I said already, I’m not in the wedding tomorrow.  But later tonight, I do hope to be in the wedding planner.  But that’s another story entirely.  We’ll see what her “plans” are.

(get it?)

((I am so going to hell))

Sports Which Make You Wanna Get Away

NFL

Last night, the nation was treated to its second TNF game of the 2017 season.  And I use the word treated very lightly.  But as ugly as it was, it was still football.  I think.  Texans manage to not fuck up Christmas in September, accept the gift win over the Bungles, deserved or not…13-9 is the final (oy!!!!).

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

MLB

Ain’t talking ’bout nobody this week but Cleveland.  Holee Molee those dudes are crushing it.  In case you haven’t heard, the Cleveland Indians currently have a 22 game win streak ongoing.  To put that into perspective, it is the longest MLB win streak in the last 101 years, and the second longest in EVAR.  Rarified air, to be sure.

And they’re feeling it now.  They were down to their last strike last night, but managed to tie, then win in extra frames…

Of course, baseball nerds will still find reasons to argue no matter what happens.  But everyone will be keeping an eye on Cleveland for the next day or so.  And not for a bad reason.

Tonight:

  • Los Angeles at Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Kansas City at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

A few games tonight, a buttload tomorrow.

Tonight:

  • Illinois at (22)South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • UMass at Temple – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
  • Arizona at UTEP – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Weekend Slate

 

So Like I Already Said Earlier, Surf Chicks

Generally speaking, Surf Chicks are a somewhat different breed.  Tough of mind and body, while also accepting and open-minded.  We really like that.  It’s a pretty cool mix, if I’m being honest.

Otherwise, they’re girls just like other girls.

And we like that, too.

Enjoy…

/ballsofsteelandfury’s head explodes

Awwwwwww, and now I’m sad again.  Slightly wider framed to the left would have shown my home away from home a few months ago at Venice Beach.  Oh well.  Photographer was probably high and distracted by ass.  It happens, or so I’ve heard.

Soon….?

 

Gotta Give You A tWBS Original This Week

I took this shot at dawn on Monday, 11 September, 2017, just before hitting the beach proper and preparing to surf or die…LOL.

– Coastal Morning –

OK then….Later Taters

 

 

Have a nice night, and a nice weekend, my friends.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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LemonJello
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LemonJello

The Illini are going to be the prison bitches of the B1G this year…

King Hippo
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nuh-uh, per my buddy they are officially nickname-less now. They fans have taken to selling “Illinois Fighting Snowflakes” T-shirts, which is pretty great.

LemonJello
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LemonJello

I NEED one of those!

\may have gone to U of I prior to enlisting

Senor Weaselo
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Moreso than Rutgers?

LemonJello
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LemonJello

I always forget they’re in the conference.

Also, yes.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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Just turned on that game. The score made me laugh.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Just saving this for later when USF starts running up the score:
This Illinois defense I call them Prince William Sound because they are letting Valdes run all over the place.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

🎶 SURFIN’ U S A-A-A-A-A 🎶
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LemonJello
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LemonJello

We’ve secretly replaced the Illini *holds hand to earpiece* Oh, that IS their defense?

Nevermind.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Am I too tired to start drinking? Maybe.

King Hippo
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this is also my internal debate, as I have to wake up my asshole-iest kid for cross country at 6am

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Then it is decided! We will stay up drinking until 6:01

King Hippo
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This is good idea. If I still had access to Colombian Marching Powder, it would be foolproof…

Redshirt
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My God, Illinois. If you’re not going to try to football, just forfeit the game so we can all go home.

WCS
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Harry Dean Stanton died. I thought he would out-live the heat death of the universe.

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Damn.
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Redshirt
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BLEERGH, you’re drunk. Go home.

LemonJello
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LemonJello

There’s been more laundry on the field than the main stage of Spearmint Rhino during the Southern Baptist Convention.

WCS
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THESE REFS I CALL THEM BIG 12 BASKETBALL OFFICIALS BECAUSE ALL THE DO IS CALL FOULS

Redshirt
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What the… the Belly-to-Back Suplex is illegal in football? What has happened to this country?!

WCS
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THANKS OBAMA

LemonJello
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LemonJello

“THIS UI/USF GAME, I CALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD BECAUSE ITS JUST A SERIES OF ABORTIONS AND THE RNC WANTS IT DE-FUNDED!”

Redshirt
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Illinois and South Florida should just go ahead and exchange their jerseys conference logos because they don’t deserve to be in their respective conferences.

WCS
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I propose relegation to NAIA. In Senegal.

Col. Duke LaCross
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Montana Tech could whip both these team’s asses.

Redshirt
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How many flags can a player get before he fouls out?

King Hippo
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NEW RULEZ!!

WCS
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I see Illinois still has two timeouts… Little Lovie’s growing up!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
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herodotus450

14 penalties, not even the second quarter! And who says college football is low quality…

WCS
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Lil’er WCS Update: No procedure today, since kid is still upside-down. Procedure is now on Wednesday, regardless.

King Hippo
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What does Original Recipe Li’l WCS think of being a big sister Irish Twin?

Wakezilla
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If anything like lil Wakezillaette “Oh goodie, a new pair of eyes to gouge!”

WCS
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Probably excited for something else to step on.

King Hippo
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Practical. You may have an engineer on your hands. Perhaps of the demolition varietal?

Redshirt
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Praying for Mommy and Kid.

Redshirt
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6-2. My kind of football score!

King Hippo
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Praying for 12-4, after a 2nd Bulls touched down

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Heh yeah, and there has only been one scoring drive so far, resulting in a touchdown.

ballsofsteelandfury
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It wasn’t my head that exploded…

herodotus450
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herodotus450

I will be surprised if the patriots don’t draft this WR Dudek before the game is over.

King Hippo
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JV BLEERGH, busy as fuck

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Bleergh begets turnovers, so it is written.

King Hippo
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Dat CB ran a good post route

herodotus450
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herodotus450

This Illinois-USF box score needs its own episode of CSI or Law and Order or whatever, it is a fucking mystery. UI has -2 passing yards, and 2 points.
OH and his last name is Crouch so you know he’s good

King Hippo
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blocked a FG, then blocked the extra point (long after a penalty) and run it back FOAR two

/USF need to stop kicking placements

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Oh right, I guess I could’ve continued reading the box score and saw that.
OH AND USF quarteredback’s name is Quinton Flowers, so you know he’s a bastard.

King Hippo
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I also have a buddy who’s an Illinois fan, so I feel compelled to at least have pity on them

herodotus450
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herodotus450

I’m just a huge Ron Zook fan.

King Hippo
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targeting bullshit is even worse with Mack defending it

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