TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today.  And you also already know I’m at the beach this week.

You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I’ve been getting back to surfing.  It’s been a while since I last surfed before this week.  And honestly I am very sore and very tired at this moment.  But in a really good way.  Been sleeping good this week, too.

Honestly, before my arrival I had been hoping for hurricaney type swells, but Irma veered the wrong way and left me hanging mostly other than early Monday.  Women, huh?  Meh, probably just as well.  I don’t need help doing stupid stuff and putting myself at risk.  I got plenty, maybe even more than I bargained for on Monday.  It’s all good Irma.

It’s been a great week, truth be told.  Very relaxing.  I’m already getting bummed out that I have to go home in two days.  Oh well.

But not surprisingly probably, our theme this week is Surf Chicks.

Those knots look a bit stressed. She’s one to follow closely, just in case.
Has probably never surfed in her life, but she looks good with the board.

 

Anywhooooo….

Our musical selections tonight just happen to be songs which remind me of the beach in general, or have “significance” for a particular past trip to a coast.  This first one is one of the latter, FWIW….

As is the second.

Now Imma go get (moar) baked and then in a little while, write the rest of this.

Don’t get excited, it won’t be much.

(TWSS)

tWBS’ “I’m Totally Not Baked” Filler

Really, I’m not.  At least not yet.  But I have mellowed some.  It’s all about degrees.

Which is a good thing because concurrent with my stay here at this moderately appointed beach resort, is a massive influx of inbred redneck types who are apparently marrying one cousin off to another this weekend.  And I am literally right smack in the middle of their block of rooms, which seems to be every other room but mine at this point.

I’ve already been invited to the reception, and was already considering it (free booze) even before laying eyes on the wedding planner later in the day.  She is obviously not related to this crew, so that’s a point in her favor.

But that’s tomorrow.  Tonight, surfing.

When you read this later, I hope to be in the water.

As I said already, I’m not in the wedding tomorrow.  But later tonight, I do hope to be in the wedding planner.  But that’s another story entirely.  We’ll see what her “plans” are.

(get it?)

((I am so going to hell))

Sports Which Make You Wanna Get Away

NFL

Last night, the nation was treated to its second TNF game of the 2017 season.  And I use the word treated very lightly.  But as ugly as it was, it was still football.  I think.  Texans manage to not fuck up Christmas in September, accept the gift win over the Bungles, deserved or not…13-9 is the final (oy!!!!).

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

MLB

Ain’t talking ’bout nobody this week but Cleveland.  Holee Molee those dudes are crushing it.  In case you haven’t heard, the Cleveland Indians currently have a 22 game win streak ongoing.  To put that into perspective, it is the longest MLB win streak in the last 101 years, and the second longest in EVAR.  Rarified air, to be sure.

And they’re feeling it now.  They were down to their last strike last night, but managed to tie, then win in extra frames…

Of course, baseball nerds will still find reasons to argue no matter what happens.  But everyone will be keeping an eye on Cleveland for the next day or so.  And not for a bad reason.

Tonight:

  • Los Angeles at Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Kansas City at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

A few games tonight, a buttload tomorrow.

Tonight:

  • Illinois at (22)South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • UMass at Temple – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
  • Arizona at UTEP – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Weekend Slate

 

So Like I Already Said Earlier, Surf Chicks

Generally speaking, Surf Chicks are a somewhat different breed.  Tough of mind and body, while also accepting and open-minded.  We really like that.  It’s a pretty cool mix, if I’m being honest.

Otherwise, they’re girls just like other girls.

And we like that, too.

Enjoy…

/ballsofsteelandfury’s head explodes

Awwwwwww, and now I’m sad again.  Slightly wider framed to the left would have shown my home away from home a few months ago at Venice Beach.  Oh well.  Photographer was probably high and distracted by ass.  It happens, or so I’ve heard.

Soon….?

 

Gotta Give You A tWBS Original This Week

I took this shot at dawn on Monday, 11 September, 2017, just before hitting the beach proper and preparing to surf or die…LOL.

– Coastal Morning –

OK then….Later Taters

 

 

Have a nice night, and a nice weekend, my friends.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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I don’t know why I didn’t look for or make a cropped version earlier where you can’t see that bit of nipple. Anyway, full-sized of above and there’s also this one:

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Close…..

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I appreciate her No Bras Policy

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NSF surfing.

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the Alpha and the Amoeba
the Alpha and the Amoeba

So, any idea why whenever I try to post a youtube link, I get the message “your comment is awaiting moderation” and then never shows up? I mean, it’s no great loss to the thread, but it’s slightly annoying.

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So Bojack is supposed to be emotional or smart or something? Right?

the Alpha and the Amoeba
the Alpha and the Amoeba

No, he’s just a sad tosser. I never liked that series.

Wakezilla

I didn’t even make it a season. It’s something that someone made.

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Yeah, this sucks. I just started watching Archer again.

litre_cola

evening internet people.

Wakezilla

Howdy!

Wakezilla

There currently aren’t any women in my gym right now. Shocking, I know. Too bad this isn’t one of those gyms where they pay hot women to workout here during off hours. SMH

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At least now you can focus on the burn.

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Sexy friday story: In June, Mrs. Wakezilla asked what I was doing to look good/lose weight . She wanted to get rid of baby weight gain and more. So I told her and she started working out and helping out with our meal preps. Anyway, I was at the mall, in a clothing store, when I see a woman bent over to pick up some clothes. I got to appreciate this nice, big and tight ass in shorts.

“Damn, I’d like to smash dat ass” I thought to myself.

The lady –no longer bent over– allowed me to see that it was Mrs. Wakezilla! I can actually smash dat ass.

Sometimes we do het happy endings, folks.

Hurrah for results!

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Hurray for booty!

the Alpha and the Amoeba
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