Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s have a look. TO THE GAMES!
Cin/Cle: Two O-and-3’s have at it. All the Bengals need to do to put this one away is to get inside the red zone. The Browns D gives up TD’s at an 80% rate when their opponent wanders inside the twenty.
Buf/Atl: The Bills D has acquitted themselves quite well so far this year but the Falcons are something else entirely. Plus they’re at home. Tyrod and the passing game aren’t doing themselves any favours either.
Jax/NYJ: The Jetskis had no trouble last week and now face a young Jags team that is hoping to build on their blowout affair last week. Rb Fournette is running at a mere 3.5 ypc clip after three games but you’d think that by the end of the year he’ll have added at least another three feet to that stat.
Det/Min: The Lions are in possession of an injured list fourteen players long, including de Ansah and lb Davis. Look for Minny to do what they did last week-get rook rb Cook going early so that qb Keenum can work his magic with the likes of Diggs and Thielen.
Car/NE: Cam needs a shoulder to lean/throw on. Did I go against my better judgement and leave Pats wr Hogan and his 2 TD’s on the bench last week? As a matter of fact, I did. So here I go chasing last week’s points…
LAR/Dal: Despite one of the squads hailing from Dallas, I like the look of this game. Both teams are sitting pretty division-wise and this should be a solid test for the young Goffster who has started to justify his draft position.
Pit/Bal: An under-performing and talented O (Steelers) meets up with a (perhaps) over-performing D. Winner gets first place.
Ten/Hou: With so many other interesting tilts being played, why would you bother?
Get going, big fellas.
FUCKING JETS CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT. EVER. FUCK. FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Wait, flag on the potential FG!
Jets… win… ?
Canyanero TIME!!!
Everyone pray to SHAN’KLOR!
Its Unsportsmanlike to be blindside hit?!
Of COURSE the Jets are gonna fucking tie. To lose would be what they should do to gain desperately needed draft position. To win would instill hope in the fanbase that they can surprise people this year. So of fucking course they’ll tie.
Does make “draft position tiebreak scenarios” less maddening
Wait, Posluszny got flagged for 15. They might win this instead.
The Safety Gods demand a sacrifice!
I mostly missed the early games so I need to know how the fuck did the Texas score 57 points?
HIPPO BENCHED HIM (Watson) that’s how.
/Goff still did really well
I’m so fucking angry right now it defies description. HEY, MARQUISE LEE CAN’T EVEN CATCH A CLEAN PASS! WHY NOT LET HIM RETURN KICKS?!!?! Fuck you, you fucking baguars.
Marquise Lee derp, we have hope!
All our hope for a tie is on a Punter.
Don’t go to OAK-DEN. I’m in Cincy. I don’t give a shit about OAK-DEN. Stay here for the OT tie game!
the ENTIRE COUNTRY get the Donks game, it does NOT need RZ coverage right now
Did they just say Jevon Kearse is a physical receiver?
I mean, he impacts the physical world around him so……technically….?
The Jets just snatched defeat from the jaws of tie.
A 4th down checkdown, Dak? That’s Schottenheimer-esque.
Is there another open thread? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
not until Jets/Jags finish smh
Cowboys Special Teams fucked up this game.
Kudos to you, RAMMMMEERS
Rams… good?
I been tryin’ to say. Ppl just don’t take me serious because I’m wrong a lot and high all the time.
Kneel-down fumble?
#TubbyWadeVengeance
That shouldn’t be close.
5th and short DED
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
And…scene.
Touchdown Eagles! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
Keep waiting for DAK! to fold. I think I’ll stop now.
/frickin’ a-hole is gonna be around for 15 goddamn years
Being the QB for the Dallas Cowboys makes you good.
Here’s the game…
Some folks want a draw in Joisey
THEY PUNTED?! Marrone you fucking pussy
Um…Dallas does know what hurry up means, right?
Of fucking course, Jaguars. the only thing the Jets can do is defend an interior run. So why WOULDN’T your first play be a basic run up the middle?
Oh yeah, Witten plays for the Cowboys!
Let’s Go Prevent Defense!
Tubby Wade won’t go THAT soft
Panthers? Panthers.
good old, 7-FG, 2-TD path to 35
Walk off safety?
-Joe Morgan
Please god
Because of the 2:00 proximity, Rams can throw here
which they dont
yeah, that was their first real cock-up today
And kick the FG, and Dallas drives down the field to win with a TD as time expires. I’ve been watching the fucking Cowboys do this shit since fucking Staubach was QB. God I hate the fucking Cowboys.
So I just checked the Pats schedules and they have five of their six divisional games in the last six weeks of the season, so this means they’ll find some way to stumble into first again.
Leave it to the Giants O-line to make the Bucs look like the Monte Kiffin era Tampa 2 Bucs.
Prediction:
Jets lead a 10 minute drive where they run out of time before they can kick a game winning FG.
Tie Game.
Jags get the ball first, so I’m gonna say 3 and out, and then everything you say.
Alternate ending: Jest mishandle the snap on the FG attempt, time expires. Fin.
If the Browns score a touchdown in garbage time, does it even register?
for those who had Duke Johnson in DFO ball, yeah!
“Not really.”
-Tree that falls in the woods
THAT?! That’s the fumble the Jets manage to luckily recover? Are you fucking kidding me?!
So if the Pats are actually not good, that means the entire division is basically a black hole that has to put a team in the playoffs.
Correct. They’ve become the AFC North.
Jets could be tied for 1st
actually no, BUF is 3-1
Anyone do a wellness check on Drew Magary?
Pats clearly skipped their weekly ritual sacrifice to Baal.
That RAAAAMMMIT O-line is no bullshit.
Oh thank god. There’s still a chance for the Jets to Jets. I knew them being mediocre enough to fuck themselves for next year’s draft was always a possibility, but HOW IS THIS STILL SO STRESSFUL!?!?! IT’S FUCKING JOSH MCCOWN!!!