Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome, small town huckleberry up in The Canada? What about his right to flip back and forth between five or six games being played? I’m a taxpayer, goddamnit! This will not stand. [realizes he has no recourse whatsoever] Ah well, let’s make the best of a bad situation, shall we? TO THE GAMES!
Hou/Sea: The inmates at the Texans prison facility are third in points per game and fourth in red zone efficiency. The Seahawks D is ranked about the same in the same categories. #strengthvsstrength Qb Watson and his gaudy 15-5 TD/Intercept ratio will have a difficult time against cb’s Sherman and Griffin-their average passes-defensed success rate is 63.5. But ya gotta start Hopkins, right? One Achilles heel the Truthers do have is defending the run and Houston is thrilled to get back their best O-lineman, Duane Brown. I see plenty of Miller and Foreman in Seattle’s near future.
Dal/Was: The emergence of Chris Thompson (all 5′-8″, 190 pounds of him) has been a revelation-he’s leading the team in rushing and receiving. [Kelley and Pryor take a long, hard look in the mirror] That’s some good news that doesn’t make up for the bad which is that the Dacteds have 17 players on their injury report including 4 of their 5 starting offensive linemen. Ouch. The Bryant/Norman Battle of the Divas will be renewed again today. Dez hasn’t been looked at as often as in the past but he still has 4 TD’s on his scorecard.
Away with ye words and such, scoundrels!
Zeke bites off 5 yards a pop, let’s go read option
Good God. I wish I wasn’t on my phone right now to get the full effect.
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/924695795420495873
Redacteds ain’t hardly gonna get the ball back, if at all.
right play at least, basically a Hail Mary to kick a FG
1st DOWN
Kerrigan’s helmet looks a little too small on him
The Texans had no idea what they were doing there on defense. Literally.
Best part of that drive was that sprint to the line
Goddammit Houston.
More like Lose-ston.
WOW, 500s
HAHA Ball don’t lie.
bananas
Somebody wake up Dok, this shit ain’t over.
yay, pityDOWN!!
Well my students did all right. They are idiots for non-musical reasons, but that’s not my problem.
School on Sunday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KOOtDICSBE&ab_channel=LucaPennisi
I wish when initially logging on we could go directly to the most recent commenting page. I just wasted some of my wittiest award-winning replies on a bunch of all y’alls old shit.
I might demand a refund.
I imagine that’s being worked on.
Check’s in the mail…
I’m on the pill…
It’s only a cold sore…
I’ve heard it all man.
Bwahahaha suckit seahawks
I imagine Dok is about two-thirds deep into her second bottle of wine of the second half now.
With that greasy Indian food, I imagine she’s stuck on the toilet and is happily missing this Redacteds performance.
Or recreating it.
But tragically her own oily shits reminded her of each Cousins pass…
Kirk Cousins Driving School.
Smith with INT. Nice.
Looks like Slurs give up
WILSONCEPTION! SUCK THAT 12TH MAN!
Bad TACO!
YOU LIKE THAT?!
zero arms
one shoe
still doing ok
Do any 60 Minutes viewers actually tune in at 7 PM during football season and expect to see 60 Minutes on?
… I mean, other than the senile ones.
Kinda answered yer own question there, dintcha?
What question?
The senile ones are 80 percent of their target demographic.
A wet Cousins goes down easily.
HopkinsDOWN WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way this is playing out there’s gonna be another 2 or 3 touchdowns before it’s all said and done.
Can’t wait until a few weeks from now when I will have stopped seeing pictures of losers at their loser parties showing off their loser halloween costumes. Oh wait, I have no friends and actively reject any form of sociality. Problem solved.
Whew! Finally here.
Sorry about the delay, I was enjoying a rare cool day here in the Tropics working outside on my RV. Was watching the game, but too busy to play with youse guys.
For those politely waiting for the presence of your favourite Cowboy homer it’s now OK to watch The Dallas Texas Football Cowboys sports team and post accordingly.
Yes, I am pleasantly buzzed, thanks for noticing.
And the Spurs lost. 🙁
Shit.
you are beating the Redacteds handily, sweat not 1/82 regular season contests of a lesser sport
but i want it ALL
Shit, my man Kawhi needs to get healthy.
When I was a kid Howard Cosell kicked me out of the ABC broadcast booth at RFK Stadium during halftime of Monday Night Football.
I haven’t had a land line since 2002, I’m amazed Comcast is still trying to sell those
I just connected a land line three months ago. Hooked up to it is an authentic 1920 Western Electric 50AL candlestick phone, a real one not a reproduction, and it works perfectly. Only thing that will work after an earthquake.
Then who holds all the cards
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07022007
Still need one for The Dame’s fax machine. I know that can be done over VOIP, but it’s a hassle. Also, I use it to find my cell every damned time I lose it in the house.
Can probably use some internet thing for fax these days.
https://www.efax.com/efax-free
Which come with the added benefit of same randoms being able to farm all your data! Win-win.
nice 1-yard toss
The Alex Smith Special, AKA “ASS.”
Crushing Cousins! Not to be confused with an act in Alabama.
Redacteds = poop
And not the poop of a person who gets enough fiber 🙁
Clearly a stable individual.
Speaking of poop.
Still 3 weeks before the first fucking Eagles-Cowboys game. It will be the only way I know the Eagles are legit, until they win, and I say the same thing about every game afterwards.
2 TDs the Cowboys missed out on. This is not good.
Oh, and a hearty “Hello, all.”
I love that gif.
Aikman: “It’s never a good sign when the doctor is holding up fingers.”
Specially when he either asks you to pull them or smell them, right Troy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfZiAiYNcI8
LOL
At least it wasn’t a sideline prostate exam
That’s what those tents are for.
The smelling part isn’t ???
/May have been misled by the platoon’s Corpsman
Ted Bundy vs Kirk Cousins: Who has the more murderin’ eyes?
Ted was so dreamy.
Kirk Cousins absolutely has a secret room in his house that’s just floor-to-ceiling jars of human heads in formaldehyde.
Grounding?
so much suck
The Hurricanes can do a lot of damage when they throw Pesce around like that. Ok, will stop making name-based jokes.
/WILL NEVER STOP!
If he had a sister, I’d become a Pescetarian at least twice a day.
The Spurs are having problems pulling away from the Dribbling Fat Humps.
can we get a third turnover please?
Thousands of Seattleites at this game will say tomorrow at work they were with their black friend DeShaun yesterday.
Hey Redacteds, maybe try not to lose the damn ball this time? Ok? It’s a novel suggestion, I know, but just give it a try.