
Re: Friday — As some of you may have experienced, [DFO] went a little Russell Wilson’s brain on Friday (that is to say, the site slammed against the inside of a skull and then wasn’t evaluated until hours later) and so y’all didn’t get your results. Well, lucky you. DTZM html’d some nanobubbles into the backend mainframe (hey, I’m a #content guy, not an IT guy) and below are your Week 9 Quotables results.








“I GOT ROBBED!”
– Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, whining about the lack of recognition for his Jameis Winston joke
OR
– a Publix seafood department employee, explaining the inventory shortage to his manager
Also acceptable: What Rex would mutter after being left naked on the side of the road by his brother.
/howling heard in the distance
THIS BLAXABBATH I CALL HIM PETER KING BECAUSE HIS NUGGETS COME OUT ON MONDAY AND ARE CHOCK FULL OF NUTS