Hello. Long time no see. As we enter the home stretch of the 2017 season, highlights are getting harder to come by. In part because The Shield, no doubt in response to Jerruh’s attacks on The Rog, us cracking down on highlights. A more obvious reason, however, is that the on-field product is quite lacking. And not “quite lacking” is a good way, like swiss cheese offensive lines letting rushers through to destroy four strings of Browns quarterbacks. No, like that same line blocking for a stud RB which results in every rushing play turning into three yards and a cloud of dust. I’m sorry, I thought this was a passing league.
Nonetheless, we’ve got a great* selection of gifs for you this week. Lots of football action which, personally, I think is nice as 2017 seems to have been more about TD celebrations than completing concussion protocols. But, as we know, this can all turn on a dime. So enjoy it while you can folks because, Brock Osweiler in all eight submissions or not, humour is in the eye of beholder.
And, with that said, gifs should be loaded by now so onward we go to your Week 11 Quotables.
*Greatness is what you make of it
Ah …
Guess he shoulda used his AK after all ,, smgdh
Also, for the historical record, I just want to reiterate…this play was made by the goddamned winning 3-6 team, on the road.
Dan Quinn photo:
“Oh damn, shit is about to go DOWN!”
– Junior Gallette
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHxactly how we drew it up!
“I can already imagine a defense doing this on a 3rd down stop while the offense sees the group photo celebration and frantically runs to snap the ball on 4th down with LITERALLY NO ONE in front of them to stop them.”
It’s not a Colts gif.
(Four Leaf voice) “You went Full Bengal, man. Never go Full Bengal.”
or
“Here’s our septenquinquaginannual reminder that the Bengals are allergic to success.”
or
“Does anyone know where I put my Mexican jumping beans? I put them next to a box of footballs and…oh nevermind. Found ’em!”
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
He’s dead, Jim.
¡No más!
That’s cute, this was back when Peterman only had two interceptions.
Normally giving it up this much in L.A. helps you KEEP your job.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bear’s second best QB of all time.
“Great, the game’s over. Now time to go comment on [DFO]!”
“That’s why you betta float that ball in there!!! Cock knob.”
– II Phillipian Rivers
I haven’t seen Peppers make someone cry like that since Senor Weaselo tricked me into eating a Carolina Reaper.
I haven’t seen a muff in Cleveland like that since Bernie Kosar’s daughter!
https://twitter.com/LexxiSilver/status/597900054364614657
THAT is fucking excellent!
Moar liek Charcandrick EAST, amirite?
I hope yeah right knows how to treat priapism.
Once there was this guy who
Got jacked up so hard he couldn’t help but drool
And when he finally came to
His brain had turned from gray matter to dripping pinkish goo
He said that it was from when
The Ghost of Trent Green showed up
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
That muff was so explicit he needs a Jag Rag!
Blair Walsh’s clutch kicks necessitate chastity belts for opposing coaches
YOU DON GOT BARTH’D SON!
I’m not going to believe this is real until I see it happen five times
THESE GUYS, I CALL THEM DIRTY MARTINI, THEY ARE BOTH SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED
“Now that’s a much more subtle way to advertise.”
-Roy Moore
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
wanna fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle
‘Till I’m free
“Almost there. Just a few more yards. That gypsy woman was wrong! Nothing can stop…shitfuckgoddam.”
Alfred, take my belt, we’re done here
-Batman
Upon further review, this was not a catch. Denver ball.
-Ref
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
Quinn: “Oh. OH MY! What’s this feeling in my pants? I haven’t felt like this since junior prom.”
Tech1: “Damn, coach, we’re just getting the belt pack off you. Gross.”
Tech2: “You don’t want to know what I’m dealing with back here!”
This scene to be re-enacted in the Cheetah’s VIP room later that night.
With that many Saints in one place, the Cub Scout Jamboree must be in town.
Matt Moore needs to do some squats. Just sayin’
He’s Asian.
Creating sadness seems to be a state wide industry.
Cris: “What a shame to see that CTE is already having an effect, he thinks he’s watching a basedball game.”
Al: “Maybe he’s just a smug asshole?”
Dammit LJ, we seem to be choosing the same ones at the same time.
The page wasn’t refreshing for me. I thought I was all alone with my postings.
Yeah, it took me a bit to realize the pages no longer auto refresh. Not sure why that changed.
Russians.
Man, I always knew they were complete Dicks. First getting Trump elected and now this…. Reagan tried to warn us.
Ah, the Factory still at maximum output for the upcoming holiday rush it seems. #thePauls
Peterman must of thought it was Oprah Winfrey day – “You get an interception and you get an interception and you get an interception! Everyone gets an interception!”
In his own Valhalla, built on the bodies of unbelievers and filled with the lamentations of the broken, BOLTMAN shakes his head and ponders his next move in this eternal battle against the hated Spanoi.
I’ve seen auto test dummies with less head movement during impact
“Hi-yo Tittays, away!”
/Yakety Sax plays in the background
This play, more than usual, made Coach Reid hope for ribs at the post game buffet.
Alternate:
“Football sure seems like a rough sport, I’m glad I never played.”
-Trent Green