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Your “I’m A Juvenile Product of the Working Class” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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So, I’m guessing Black Friday & Cyber Monday really brings out the Russian bots. I’ve deleted over 150 in the last three days. Most are easy to spot – the spoofed names end with “-pycle”, or have emails ending in “.ru” – but there’s always a few that you want to let sneak by, because their names are so ridiculous. #protectthebrand

So, it’s been quite the day of college football. I was torn all morning: I want Ohio State to lose, but it’s funny when bad things happen to Jim Harbaugh. I almost got both wishes. Also, I wish they’d put the Iron Bowl on at night, but I understand that most ‘Bama fans have to get home before 8:00 to avoid breaking their curfews so it makes sense.

Classy.

Don’t forget – there’s a full day of football tomorrow. Pace yourselves tonight. For example, I plan on apple cider for the Apple Cup.

Like this handsome fellow here.

Sunday Broadcast Maps: courtesy 506sports.com

CBS EARLY


█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

█ Miami @ New England Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
█ Buffalo @ Kansas City Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
█ Cleveland @ Cincinnati Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
█ NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX

Seems about right. West Virginia might rejoin the South if it gets any more of these shitty AFC North games due to geography. #northernaggression

 

CBS LATE


█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

█ New Orleans @ LA Rams Jim Nantz, Tony Romo
█ Denver @ Oakland Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
█ Jacksonville @ Arizona Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

Saints-Rams should’ve been flexed into the evening. That Packers game is going to be a shitshow.

 

FOX SINGLE


█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

█ Chicago @ Philadelphia Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis
█ Carolina @ NY Jets Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ Tampa Bay @ Atlanta Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
█ Tennessee @ Indianapolis Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
█ Seattle @ San Francisco (LATE) Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

God, these all look awful. Just think, if it all goes the right way, somehow the Seahawks lead the NFC West by the end of the night. Those fuckers are just aching to have me buy playoff tickets.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Capitals at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Islanders at Senators – 7:00PM | City
    • Sabres at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM
      • remember: FUCK STAN KROENKE!
    • Jets at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet

  • NCAA:
    • Oregon State at Oregon – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Clemson at South Carolina – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
    • Washington State at Washington – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Notre Dame at Stanford – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
    • Colorado at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Utah State at Air Force – 10:15PM | ESPN2
  •  NBA:
    • Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN4

Scotchy’s got you in the AM for the early games. SOMEBODY SEND HIM SOME BOOZE!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I ax you a quest-on.

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laserguru

Now I’m an old jaded bastard and only a handful of things bring me joy but I spent the evening teaching my oldest granddaughter how to play poker with a rather dastardly crowd and she kicked their asses proper.
That’s my girl.

A 12 year old needs to know how the world works.

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Sharkbait

That’s good hustling!

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Oh, shit. I just realized why Solo’s handler looks familiar. It’s Lane Pryce from Mad Men with an insane American accent. Ohhhh. I forgot he was also in Fringe. Apparently, he also played Ulysses S. Grant in Lincoln. Hmm.

I did find it interesting that the star of the original TV series didn’t have some winking cameo like they usually do in these things. It’s funny because now he looks like the handler does and at first I thought it was the same actor. That guy has been on NCIS now for three times as long as The Man From UNCLE was on TV in the 60s.

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Unsurprised

I’m watching The Man From UNCLE and damn it, if anyone could play a Terminator in the next (which is fucking nuts) movie, it would be Armie Hammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnzXy8Blk

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Sharkbait

Putting Trading places on my plex server was a wise decision

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Unsurprised

It’s on Netflix.

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Sharkbait

Which is blocked at work. But plex isnt. Go figure

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Unsurprised

Aw, fuck. You work for fascists.

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Sharkbait

Fact.

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Unsurprised

Well, at least you are able to exploit the fact that fascists are ruthless but stupid.

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Sharkbait

Not the smartest group. That’s for sure.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Caddyshack in 4HD!

“Do you drugs, Danny?”
“Everyday.”
“Good.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I told ya’s a coupla weeks ago….

Everybody Gets One.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

If I show up 3 times, I might qualify.

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Spur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4

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theeWeeBabySeamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJnklyxbcL8

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Unsurprised

This is my actual ringtone.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahah.
Nice.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

That’s an oddly specific time for a major ass beating

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Not if you plan ahead.
That reminds me…where’s my baseball bat? I have an appt at 8:06.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shogun Marcus

Sir, I mean Dr. Nut, what can you tell us about your juice? Is it single batch or a blend?

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Unsurprised

What nuts do you use?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Single batch; one a day.”

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Unsurprised

Deez nuts?

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Shogun Marcus

Dem too.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Awww, Hell No!!!!
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(edit: damn you “s”)

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Shogun Marcus

Figure find parking…they gotta come in, settle down. Coupla tardy martys, then BOOM! It’s ASS TIME.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

It’s after prayers, the pledge of allegiance, and morning announcements.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At a condo complex. Fucking HOA assholes.

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Unsurprised

But it’s not Sharia law!

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Brick Meathook

Look at the sulphur staining on that sign. Is this Florida? It must be Florida.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That costs extra in lot of places.

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Unsurprised

Wind River makes me cautiously optimistic for the Scalped TV series.

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Senor Weaselo

So anyone hear about Bama… basketball?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

They have other sports besides football?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Spring Football.

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Senor Weaselo

Whole bench got ejected for leaving during a fight, so they played with 5 players left. Then one fouled out. And another got injured. So it was 5 on 3!

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Unsurprised

Part of me is impressed with the hustle of those three. Another part of me thinks the five that didn’t get ejected are punks for not having their teammates backs.

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Senor Weaselo

I’m guessing they were the five already on the floor so they don’t automatically get tossed?

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Unsurprised

Probably. I should note that the second part of me is a dickhead.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Saw the headline Senor, but haven’t followed up to investigate.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

But I hope they practiced zone defense.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

@Brick Meathook…
I found an old photo yesterday I need to get scanned in and show ya’s.
The actual Piper Cherokee I learned on.

N7630J….if you wanna search it. Dunno even where it is today.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Delaware. Makes sense.
When my dad owned it, it was MD.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I guess the music business didn’t always pay the bills.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

[Stern OOK]

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