Your “Last Chance You Be Nice Before Santa Arrives” Hawaii Bowl Open Thread + Die Hard Live Blog

Do the titles count towards the 200 words minimum? I feel that’s the longest title ever.

Which is fitting because tonight,  despite what science says,  is the longest night of the year as kids around the world eagerly await their presents. Some hardy ones will try to stay up to catch Santa, but sleeps takes over like the NFL Replay Czar on New York to ensure the Patriots win and Santa remains unseen.

This year, as is tradition,  we have the Aloha Bowl to lull us to sleep.

HOWEVAH, we also have the now-traditional WCS live blog of the only Christmas movie screened at DFO HQ: Die Hard.

I’ve followed this on Twitter in prior years and this time he’s doing it for us here.  Everyone say Thanks WCS!

Btw, the answer to the Eurotrip Easter Egg is that the names of the two large German guys at Club Vandersexxx are Hans and Gruber.

Yup,  pretty kickass.

Ok,  that’s pretty much it for me.  I wish you all a Merry Christmas and I hope you get everything you wish for under the tree.

And by that,  I mean anal.  Lots and lots and lots of anal. Get thee to the commenting!

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Shit. I missed Seamus’s liveblogging.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

….WCS and tWBS are NOT doing a Tyler Durden thing

Mr. Ayo

Happy trails, Hans!

Brick Meathook

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WCS

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to end this here. I feel bad for letting you all down, but, things are out of my hands at this point.

Brick Meathook

Now I’ll never know how it ends. But thanks for the first part! Merry Xmas!

Mr. Ayo

Merry Moosemas!

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Geronimo, mfer!

WCS

Sgt. Al Powell gets the call of problems at Nakatomi.

74 cents for gas! In LA!

Mr. Ayo

Why did you rewind!?! Now I’m way ahead.

Spanky Datass

Well shit, I just jumped over to TBS/TNT expecting to join-in on the Die Hard funnies but Christmas Story is on their broadcast?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

McClain now on the roof, trying to get help. He doesn’t sound like he’s ordering a pizza.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Karl ain’t happy about his brother, but… Hans reminds him of the real objective, with the added bonus of offing John.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going to sleep. May you all avoid slimy reporters/EPA officials. Merry Christmas

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Did we lose WCS?
Or just piss him off?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He could be off looking for the switches

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/this works as a Die Hard joke and an Adrian Peterson joke

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

I was reading the Die Hard blog! Where’d it go?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fucking white kids, man.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass

Dead elves are the best elves. Just sayin’ …

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Welcome to the party pal!

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

“You bet your ass I wish to proceed!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wanna be in the next Star wars.
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WCS

DOWN GOES TONY

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is this still Die Hard?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Maybe he got drunk in the cereal cupboard

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was good.
I mean really….I’m in awe.

WCS

SHOWDOWN

Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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WCS

That didn’t work. Uh oh.

WCS

Hola, Fire Department.

WCS

“WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU STOP THEM, JOHN?”
“THEN YOU’D BE DEAD, ASSHOLE.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s gonna regert that whole taking his shoes off and fist with toes thing I think.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one ever regretted fisting anything

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey oh!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ain’t care; still like dis joke.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy love of god I almost shit myself.
That’s awesome.

Mr. Ayo

Does it sound like I’m ordering a fucking pizza? lol

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hope you got the insurance.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Holy shit, a phone sex commercial in the year of our lord 2017.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did you finish?

Gratliff

Didn’t even have to call the number. It’s like I’m 14 all over again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is just good economic sense right there.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You have Roy Moore’s attention.

WCS

“You didn’t bring along for my charming personality, did you?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

David Freese, forever a national hero

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Are you still watching that?
YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS!!!!!!

/searches for ’83 Orioles
//finds nothing

*sigh*

King Hippo

it was the Spirit of St. Louis

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was both smart and funny.
Nice.

King Hippo

it was what was being said on the teevee box

theeWeeBabySeamus

You know I’m not watching and you didn’t have to admit that…right?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

And the long list of Padres prospects traded off before they could do anything rolls on…

King Hippo

hey, we keep sending you perfectly cromulent Rule V players, ain’t that fair enough?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Spanky Datass

Boo … BOOOOOOOO!!!11!!1!!1!

King Hippo

he even wore the number of my favourite Cardinal of my lifetime (Bernard Gilkey), all-time would be Gibby, of course

WCS

Despite his forewarnings, Takagi didn’t know the code. Didn’t help. Oh, and Karl lost his bet to Theo.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And as I predicted….my food is ready.
I’m always right even when it sucks.

WCS

Mr. Takagi continues to stress it won’t matter, and Hans doesn’t agree.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Hans wants the code. Apparently, there’s a A LOT of money to be found in the vault.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought they were bearer bonds

King Hippo

bitcoin options

theeWeeBabySeamus

He better hurry the fuck up then.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Common misconception, it’s actually full of Barry Bonds.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

How does his head fit in that vault?!

King Hippo

beat me to it!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit….that was funny.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

It’s kept refrigerated to induce shrinkage

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate it when that happens.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No…you misheard.
Bear bonds.

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WCS

Well, time for some “fill in the blanks” discusscion with Theo.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe

WCS

As someone who very much enjoyed building models, I respect Hans’ admiration for Nakatomi designs for later.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Little known fact…

Toadface I is what most of my exes call me.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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WCS

“Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two, myself.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup, definitely having nightmares tonight

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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