Do the titles count towards the 200 words minimum? I feel that’s the longest title ever.
Which is fitting because tonight, despite what science says, is the longest night of the year as kids around the world eagerly await their presents. Some hardy ones will try to stay up to catch Santa, but sleeps takes over like the NFL Replay Czar on New York to ensure the Patriots win and Santa remains unseen.
This year, as is tradition, we have the Aloha Bowl to lull us to sleep.
HOWEVAH, we also have the now-traditional WCS live blog of the only Christmas movie screened at DFO HQ: Die Hard.
I’ve followed this on Twitter in prior years and this time he’s doing it for us here. Everyone say Thanks WCS!
Btw, the answer to the Eurotrip Easter Egg is that the names of the two large German guys at Club Vandersexxx are Hans and Gruber.
Yup, pretty kickass.
Ok, that’s pretty much it for me. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and I hope you get everything you wish for under the tree.
And by that, I mean anal. Lots and lots and lots of anal. Get thee to the commenting!
“Where is Mr. Takagi?”
Hello, Hans Gruber. Talk to us.
he smells my dog!!!
…and here comes the gunfire. John scrambles to do what he can, while the terrorists take over. They laugh about it.
Terrorists wouldn’t have attacked Nakatomi Towers if Holly had taken John’s name
ORR IF TRUMP BULT A WALL,,, PPL FORGT THAT
“Fists with your toes…”
Doesn’t work, especially when terrorists crash the party.
feet a recurring theme – I bet Rex noticed
The bad guys clearly have this operation down, as they’re setting locations one-by-one.
Let’s meet Hans Gruber and his team of baddies.
BOOM TWO POINTS
Here’s an interesting twist.. a delivery van arrives in the garage, while a couple of guys enter the main entrance talking about the the NBA…
Yessir, I think the 2011 World Series was the best thing that happened in my prior house. Christ, that Game 6 was good.
Hippo’s reminiscing. Must’ve gotten into the pills AND eggnog tonight.
He’d never drink eggnog.
Too much like cheese.
I agree with Dave Attell – it;s elf cum
/it’s also a 2-hour retrospective on MLBN
FUCK! Just fuck! … David Fucking Freese?!??! FUUUUUCK!
/angry-in-bourble Rangers fan
//fuck Pujols as well
Holly’s now inviting John to stay with her, and the kids… until he brings up the issue of her using her maiden name. Could of have gone better….
Ladies and Gentleman…Mr. Conway Twitty?
Despite Ellis’ grandstanding, John and Holly meet!
Those crazy kids. Don’t they know they’re still in love?!
John meets both Holly’s boss, Joe, and, Ellis. Ellis likes his snow, even in LA.
While Argyle parks, John takes the elevator up to the party. It’s “interesting.”
Holly Gennerro… that’s no good…
Myrna wants a pearl necklace for Christmas.
John is just a misogynist.
McClain and Argyle make an agreement on the the way in: strike out, Argyle will get him a place, lucky, remember it on the tip
CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS
John McClain riding shotgun in a limo, like it’s 2017 on an Uber ride.
Did Argyle just sit down there and jerk off all night?
I always wondered about that.
D’awwwwwww
That to me, is as disturbing as the other.
Argyle!
Ellis is, and, always, been a perv. 2017 would Gruber hadn’t.
Nakatomi knows how to rock a Christmas party. It’s been a banner year. What could go wrong?
“You don’t like flying, do ya?”
“What gave it away?”
Fists with your toes, doesn’t work, by the way.
Cracking the first beer while 20th Century Fox (nee) Disney logo.
First beer. Uh huh.
You lying fuck.
If you work at Mar-a-Lago how do you NOT show up in Trump’s bedroom at 3 am dressed as a ghost in chains
He likes his ppl in chains darker
Hehehehehehe
“Probably because you would run the risk of seeing him naked. And then you just gotta hope you can give yourself CTE. I heard that’s what happened to Trent Green.”
— Trent Green
It probably just go down like this:
http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/scrooges.jpg
Wait, is this 2, because that just came on Cinemax?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQdBa9pT6zA
Alright, cocksucks… Die Hard to begin in five. Smoke ’em if you got ’em. Or, you, know, smoke ’em during it. Whatever.
RIVE BROG!
Five what? Years?
Holy fuck.
My food is gonna be ready right about the time Takagi’s brains see the wall.
Jeebus.
Oh sorry…spoiler alert.
shut out in Game 4 – do ya really think the Cards can come back? Do they really have that much raw character?
Are you drunk?
VERRRRRRRY
Stop it. How am I gonna catch up????
my uncle sent me the book The Mezzanine by Nicholas Baker for christmas.
Its ok…….
I mean, if Ronnie sez they’s good
Oh that’s a great slip.
he’s purty HAWT
I need some food.
I shoulda ett up dem squirrels when I had the chance.
Christmas Eve/Night/Morning frozen pizza…why not? That’s not pitiful.
Plus, Amy Lee….still pretty damned hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC1pI76Rqo
adult swim has some stuff….
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/williams-stream
I’m watching the R+M pilot right now. Amazing this show sucked this hard from the beginning.
Then why the fuck are you watching it? Just to bitch?
Correct. This second episode is also terrible.
If that’s not straight outta Mad Men…
Santa [checking his list]: let’s see, we’ve got a toy truck, a doll and.. an updog? What’s up dog?
(The elves just fuckin lose it)
I WAS PROMISED A DIE HARD LIVE BLOG!!
perhaps WCS opted for sex??
He’s got enough kids…
ok, Protestant sex then
Crying while masturbating?
Just like my dreams.
Did anyone embed his tweets? Then we only have ourselves to blame.
What do you call a horse and Santa hybrid?
Santaur.
Tony LaRussa was indeed a douchebag, though. Likely still is.
I forgot to mention that I’m proud of myself for not setting the church on fire during Silent Night. They gave us candles. I had too many books in my hands. My candle went out like four times. But I didn’t set myself alight!
At first I thought…… well, I was going to high-five.
I imagine my friend would be a little pissed about it, considering church organing isn’t an awful-paying job if you’re at the right place. And because I was wearing her church robe.
Phrasing.
I think we would have accepted “Kinky” from Blazing Saddles.
Happy merry Christmas Hanukkah saturnalia solstice toyotathon Hondadays to everyone. I really do like it around here. I don’t comment much but it’s like the wife says “take, take, take, never giving.”
Texas sure was a pain in our ass that series, tho
Please stop posting these.
They’re….disturbing.
Great body tho.
Fucking pussy. It’s christmas eve; you should be disturbed.
No one wants me any more disturbed than I already am.
It’s a delicate balance.
Although; not the greatest cosply.
But the guy in the background would totally do it with the mask on. Me? I have too much respect for Peter Dinklage as an actor….. so from behind.
Confused boner is confused.
@WCS…you’re doing the one with Sam Jackson, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnvXAkMnx8
Awwww….too bad.
Meh….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNBK1QCgTCE
Chris Carpenter was fucking awesome, man.
Kid: Why’s he named Comet?
Mall Santa: He’s a comet in the sky
K: Why’s she named Vixen?
MS: that’s the one I fuck. Now smile for the camera
Jared Kushner sobbing tears of joy, unable to compose himself after unwrapping his shiny new lunch box.
man, that whole season was just doing it the right way
now Nyjer Morgan, we get to shut his ass up!
DFO has as many NLCS hits as the Washington Nationals franchise, ppl forget that.