That’s right, folks, it’s January, and it’s time for me to start thinking about the same thing I always start thinking about as soon as the playoffs start: the draft! I thought in honor of Michael Wolff’s book that is coming out tomorrow, we’d draft people we’d like to hear read chapters of the upcoming audio version of the book. Your pick should be based on how much you think it would infuriate Trump to know that his downfall is being narrated by people he hates with as much passion as his flaccid corpse can muster.
With the first pick, I’m going to shock the pundits by passing over obvious #1 picks like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Rosie O’Donnell, and go with Ghazala Khan.
Not only is English her second (or possibly third) language, she’s a Pakistani immigrant of modest means. Who better to narrate the first chapter in what we all pray will be the book that heralds Trump’s downfall?
Your turn, commentists. Who ya got?
I guess id go with Ice-T
Stephen Hawking.
Mike Bloomberg, so long as he mentions his net worth every paragraph.
We still doing this? I’ll take Megyn Kelly.
Emmitt Smiff.
I feel like the answer is obvious.
Go on…
Vlade Divac.
Ok, so you’re old…remember that old razor commercial where Vlade’s line is a heavily-accented “I am no longer irritating”? Because that still cracks me up.
Found it – I AM SO HAPPY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCTx6K3Irag
What the hell did AC Green know about what American girls liked back then?
If I’m able to get back on the clock, I want to take Cher
“Then keep your eyes open bitch”
Cher on Twitter is a treasure.
Round 2, Chris Matthews, volume turnt way up.
Chris Matthews LOVES this pick.
Link to the PDF
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The link is being weird….. Im confused how to access the link
I keep getting a 504 gateway time-out
nevermind. I got it.
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Second round pick I’ll go with Alicia Machado, while eating a big bag of potato chips.
Chapter 2: Marla Maples
Can I take Al Franken?
Ooooh ooooh I changed my mind, I’ll take Elizabeth Warren
It’s slow, so I’m gonna take a second pick and go for Vicente Fox.
He was on my board with a second round grade.
No one should give this motherfucker a penny, so I’m going to promote a certain site just this one time.
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Alec Baldwin
Kim JOng Un
Hillary Clinton [oh, snap]
Ivana Tump.
Good value here, I’m taking Morgan Freeman
Katlyn Jenner
For my first pick, I’ll go with Meryl Streep.
Rosie Perez
/kicks back
I’ll take the prize money in rubles, please.
Bobby Lashley.
Larry the Cable Guy.