Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. Hee hee.
#3(E) Texas Tech (+6.5, +250) v. #1(E) Villanova (2:20, CBS)
Woo-hoo, I got my $40 in on Guns Up!! at +260, don’t be too jelly. Our last non-Loyola non-asshole participant has won over DFO hearts with their free wheeling style of play, and by beating Purdue. That is no small beer, mind. Villanova will become the 2nd non-asshole by default after they win by 20. SIGH.
#2(MW) Duke v. #1(MW) Kansas (+3, +135) (5:05, CBS)
Ah, the Jim Nantz wet dream bracket, where the ruffians know their place. Fuck him, fuck these teams, fuck their fanbases. I have a book to read.
Dear God! This is from NPR and not the Onion:
“The Austin bombings are further proof that this city of a million people has grown up. (link: https://n.pr/2IRvFPU) n.pr/2IRvFPU”
Slide down the table, Selma, Austin is grabbing a seat
Sault Ste. Marie had a cheeky 8-0 win tonight
Good evening. I’ve got a nice buzz going as I continue to pack up my shit.
Hot taek: Moving fucking sucks.
Plus, you’re moving to Calgary from Vancouver. That’s an extra level of difficulty.