I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games...still, at least the ACC's Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too.
I don't really have the stomach for this after what happened with Houston (the closest I had to a rooting interest), but fuck it, a responsibility is what it is.
#10(E) Butler (+3.5, +145) v. #2(E) Purdue (12:10, CBS)
Suspiciously low line due to the broken right elbow of the Boilers' better
Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat
Be nice to your UVA friends today, they might be just a wee bit touchy... (also feel free to discuss the various flaccid Lesser Footy matchups available on this weekend when all the good sides are in the FA Cup quarters)
#9(E) Alabama (+11, +556) v. #1(E) Villanova (12:10, CBS)
Time to get the sads for the cornucopia coming to a close. Real life beckons soon, unless you have a six-shootin' pistol and are ready to leave (h/t, Strumbellas):
#9(S) Kansas State (+1, -105) v. #8(S)Creighton (6:50, TNT)
Hey, you want anonymous? This match will give you some anonymous. I think Creigh-Creigh
Welcome to all you new Buffalo Bulls fans! What will today bring us (please, Marshall upset)?
#10(W) Providence (+3, +140) v. #7(W) Texas A&M (12:15, CBS)
Ah yes, the team that broke Hippo's heart/bank account against the team nobody gives a flying fuck about. Naturally, the Aggies will win, depriving us of
Hopefully, you were able to stick it to the man and enjoy the first eight matches. Regardless, here are eight more for your gluttonous consumption.
#16(E) Radford (+22.5, N/A) v. #1(E) Villanova (6:50, TNT)
The Highlanders outlasted my Blackbirds on Tuesday night, but that and $3 will get you a cup of
Inject it straight into mah veins!
#10(MW) Oklahoma (+2, +110) v. #7(MW) Rhode Island (12:15, CBS)
One team doesn't belong, one team was looking maybe at a 3 seed before they went all fucktarded down the stretch. The athleticism disparity on display will shock you, and it ain't the major conference side who
We know you didn't get enough play-in goodness last night? How could you possibly? You want MOAR, and MOAR you shall receive. HBCUs and teh matchup zone, oh my!
#16(W) North Carolina Central (+5.5, +220) v. Texas Southern (6:40, truTV)
I wonder if Jim Nantz will call tonight's game, and do his
Oh yes, the real thing starts tonight, peoples of DFO. The Chase FOAR #1 begins with those much closer to #68 tonight. But it's still funner 'n' hayull, if ya know whut I mean. Also, there are NIT matches one can flip to at commercials, and even bet on if
On this fine, soggy Tuesday (play-in fever - catch it!), we move to the right half of our scribbled bracket - the cake walk East and the Duke-fucking (ha!) Midwest. Once and again, now and forevs, YMMV.
The tepid East is led by vanilla Villanova, who of course gets little to
This morning, we look at the left wing of our scribbled bracket - the medium strength South and the killer West. As always YMMV.
First, the South - led by the ever-steady Tony Bennett and Wahoowa, saviour of Hole-haters like me everywhere. I went to bed angry before he beat those