Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be, so hopefully they will finish the job in fine fashion this evening. With no further ado...
#3(W) Michigan (+7, +270) v. #1(E) Villanova (9:20, TBS)
Make no bones
Above is pictured the first-edition cover of a fantastic book, Walter Miller, Jr.'s "A Canticle For Liebowitz." Be warned, even I found it a tad dark (and square on the nose social commentary, which made it all the more chilling). But one will also feel like a Jesuit-by-osmosis afterwards, which
Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. Hee hee.
#3(E) Texas Tech (+6.5, +250) v. #1(E) Villanova (2:20, CBS)
Woo-hoo, I got my $40 in on Guns Up!! at +260, don't be too jelly. Our
One MOAR enjoyable day/evening at hand, before the bullshit part takes over. Savour it!
#11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+1, -103) v. #9(S) Kansas State (6:09, TBS)
Not to belittle Sister Jean's amazing ride in the least, but one can argue - with a straight face - that the Ramblers have faced a series of increasingly
Sorry for the stark departure from cheerleading, but Holy Mother of Fuck, Mister "just a pickin' and a grimacin'" won 3 matches in 5 days to improbably go from last side in to one of the final 16. That earns a proper DFO tribute.
#5(MW) Clemson (+4.5, +180) v. #1(MW) Kansas
And then there were 16. Including the 4 repping the wack-a-doo South region, which gets they turn tonite!
#11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+1.5, +110) v. #7(S) Nevada (7:07, CBS)
The matchup nobody predicted, largely due to the Wolf Pack (like the vibe, hate the spelling). NV went down 14 to Texas, fucking 22 to
I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games...still, at least the ACC's Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too.
I don't really have the stomach for this after what happened with Houston (the closest I had to a rooting interest), but fuck it, a responsibility is what it is.
#10(E) Butler (+3.5, +145) v. #2(E) Purdue (12:10, CBS)
Suspiciously low line due to the broken right elbow of the Boilers' better
Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat
Be nice to your UVA friends today, they might be just a wee bit touchy... (also feel free to discuss the various flaccid Lesser Footy matchups available on this weekend when all the good sides are in the FA Cup quarters)
#9(E) Alabama (+11, +556) v. #1(E) Villanova (12:10, CBS)
Time to get the sads for the cornucopia coming to a close. Real life beckons soon, unless you have a six-shootin' pistol and are ready to leave (h/t, Strumbellas):
#9(S) Kansas State (+1, -105) v. #8(S)Creighton (6:50, TNT)
Hey, you want anonymous? This match will give you some anonymous. I think Creigh-Creigh
Welcome to all you new Buffalo Bulls fans! What will today bring us (please, Marshall upset)?
#10(W) Providence (+3, +140) v. #7(W) Texas A&M (12:15, CBS)
Ah yes, the team that broke Hippo's heart/bank account against the team nobody gives a flying fuck about. Naturally, the Aggies will win, depriving us of