Your Saturday Evening Playoffs Post

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

First Saturday night of playoff action can only mean one thing:

STOMPIN’ TOM!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Maple Leafs at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
    • Sharks at Ducks – 10:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
  • NBA:
    • Heat at 76ers – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
    • Pelicans at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Angels at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
  • UFC:
    • UFC Fight Night Prelims – 6:00PM | FOX / TSN3
    • UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Gaethje – 8:00PM | FOX / TSN3
  • F-1:
    • Heineken Chinese Grand Prix – 2:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Wakezilla

Dammmmm

Wakezilla

Mmm. The fanfic is strong in this picture

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

:belch:

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I keep expecting someone to pop out with a snorkel on.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The best edit I saw

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Sharks win. Cool!
last funny:

Next generation Monopoly pieces:
-Croc
-Fedora
-Prius
-iPhone
-Starbucks cup
-A thimble because we’ve made very little progress in that area.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

As anticapitalist as that game is, I appreciate the consistency of using symbols of 2018’s excesses in the form of the iPhone, Starbucks, and Prius. The thimble is only because it’s easier to mold than a Pakistani child’s thumb.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This Essendon/Port matchup split the tipping pool

blaxabbath

So today was a waste. Sucked at the gym, sluggish all day, napped, still sluggish, now getting all high.

So glad to have that test behind me.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

So glad to have that test behind me.

That’s the important part. The rest you can just reboot in the morning.

King Hippo

They’re just not very good at hockeying

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Windex and douche both use ammonia, so …

Summer’s Eve – Don’t leave streaks!

Wakezilla

I think we’ll all be pulling our goalie after tonight’s game

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Wakezilla

Corey Perry just committed a majorly stupid penalty.

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King Hippo

seems like they are checked out

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I did zero of the work I intended to complete today.

yeah right

I did most.

But now it hurts.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Same here!

rockingdog
rockingdog

watching hockey, I still don’t know what Icing is…. Is that important and something I should know?

Wakezilla

Not really. Just know that if it happens, the team that iced the puck will have a faceoff in their zone and they aren’t allowed to change their players, which gives them a disadvantage if those players have been on the ice for a while

Wakezilla

Gotta love the NHL, where they have two playoffs game start at the same time and then leave a 5 hour gap for the next game. That’s great fucking product promotion.

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Senor Weaselo

“Did you expect me to not be a disgrace?” -Gary Bettman

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

DIY vasectomy.

rockingdog
rockingdog

3rd period sharks-ducks is exciting….

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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King Hippo

goddamnit, Quackers

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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