Your “I Pray For The Wicked On The Weekend” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Saturday night, baby! Let’s settle down & watch some playoffs.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Penguins at Capitals – 7:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet
    • Jets at Predators – 9:30PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Cavs – 8:30PM | ABC / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Dodgers at Padres – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
  • Futbol:
    • MLS:
      • Chicago vs. Atlanta – 8:30PM | TSN
    • Liga MX:
      • América vs. UNAM – 7:30PM | UNI
  • AFL:
    • Brisbane vs. Collingwood – 2:30AM | TSN2

Pour yourself a cold one or four & put your feet up. YOU EARNED IT!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I have no idea what’s going on here, but it seems important.
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Brick Meathook

Convair 990
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Brick Meathook

Convair 990
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Brick Meathook

Convair 880
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is the VHS cover art of the most horrifying gay porno movie ever made
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Consolidated Vultee XP-81
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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PROSECUTOR: “The court orders you to stick your head in that engine.”
CONDEMNED MAN IN SUIT: “Aw jeez . . .”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Elon Musk defenders are dumber than the most idiotic MAGA chud.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have fallen down the rabbit hole of old blues guitarists on YouTube.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Well, I got beer anyway because I’m weak. And thirsty.

yeah right

I’m feeling a bit thirsty myself.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that your pick up line?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Is this a hint?

yeah right

Brother DJ Taj went to Memphis this weekend for Memphis in May. Lucky bastard gets to see his daughter too.

David Byrne is why but this guy is playing too. We’ve already seen him but he’s solid.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shocking. O’s lose 2-0 in 12.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Regulation shutout! Moral victory!

theeWeeBabySeamus

8 and fucking 25, dude. I mean another day or two and we won’t even be able to laugh at Cincinnati.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well the Mariners just blew a 2 run lead in the 9th

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And now they’re losing. Baseball is stupid.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And they tied it! Baseball rules!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And now they’re losing again. Screw this stupid sport.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And it’s tied again! Wooh! Baseball!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And they won! On a walkoff! BASEBALL IS THE BEST!!!
Suck it Anaheim and eat shit Shohei!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I just bought some pot in a store. It was a pot store but still, it felt a little strange. Perfectly legal.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I plan to be doing the same thing in about four days FWIW. Maybe the same store.

You got an address?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

8332 Lincoln Blvd, Westchester

But seriously there’s a green cross on every other block in this town

yeah right

You shop at the same store as my brothers.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I drive past it all the time – first time I ever went in! I actually called them first so they could explain what I was supposed to do (which is be 18+ with a valid ID)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Which is good. But my understanding is that you’re pretty much b/w where I land and where I’m staying. I plan to make that my first stop.

Muchas Gracias.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have to go right up Lincoln anyway.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Paid in cash. Good thinking.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Cash is the only option. They scan your ID before you enter.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That makes sense. I should’ve become a cannabis lawyer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Who the hell is Harvey The Jackrabbit? On 5/26, Oakland is apparently having a giveaway of Harvey The Jackrabbit Backpacks…sponsored by Ross.

This sounds like someone in Oakland was thinking up giveaways while on LSD.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry. “Harvey The Rabbit”.

Like that makes it better, right?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Uh, Jimmy Stewart would like a word

theeWeeBabySeamus

Clarence shoulda pushed that fool off the bridge.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And now we go to the 12th.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Whoa. At the :26 mark.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, I was just reading the history of it from back in KC.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is great

Senor Weaselo

How else could you put up with working for the Oakland Athletics?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I took a 2.5 mike stroll. I wanna drink or something but drinking alone makes me feel like an alcoholic.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah. I totally understand.

/guzzles a beer alone
//giggles

yeah right

What were we talking about?

/smokes bowl
//drinks beer
///takes shot

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’m the opposite. Call me whatever you want as long as I can drink my myself.

theeWeeBabySeamus

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alone? Does the Lord count as a person?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….no comment.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Baltimore/Oakland now in the 11th.

Jeebus. Just lose already.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Manitoba > Tennessee

litre_cola

Rye>Tennessee whiskey

BrettFavresColonoscopy
King Hippo

with all things coming up Litre, let’s give positive vibes for the Reading Royals to at least take a point off the Sheep Shaggers tomorrow.

litre_cola

HAI friend. Had the bday for decilitre. Me and bro in law left. THIS HAS BEEN AWESOME.

Please carry through to 530 tomorrow.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I think they can pull him now

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now the top 9th in Oakland and Baltimore still isn’t losing and pitching staff has managed to not give up a run yet either.

WHAT THE DAMNED HELL???????

Fronkenshteen

Did you bet Oak or teh Over?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t bet baseball. And ESPECIALLY don’t bet on Baltimore.

I’m a Baltimore native, however. Orioles are slowly killing me.

Gratliff

It’d be ridiculous to do the LeBron vs. Jordan thing, but LeBron just did some seriously Jordan shit while looking bored as fuck

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He shaved down to a Hitler moustache on the court?

theeWeeBabySeamus

He got his father murdered over gambling debts?

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Truth hurts. Jordan is a piece of shit.

King Hippo

SAWX GAMBLOR WOO!!!!

yeah right

I’m going on record. I like the NBA.

Third favorite mistress.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have horrid flatulence tonight

King Hippo

is that what cost you Godfather-ing?

theeWeeBabySeamus

He made her an offer she couldn’t not refuse?

WCS

That’s what the dog is blamed for.

WCS

Note to Ice Bombers: That’s NAWT how you power play.

King Hippo

gonna pull they Pekka again? In front of GAWD and everyone??

Fronkenshteen

If it comes down to Winnipeg, Vegas, Washington, and Tampa, I’ll take Tampa.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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