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"I, frankly, am just amazed that someone from the Patriots organization would cheat!" – Dok
Saturday night, baby! Let’s settle down & watch some playoffs.
Tonight’s sports:
Pour yourself a cold one or four & put your feet up. YOU EARNED IT!
“See that? That’s called the engine.”
Litre Cola rn:
Yes!!! Winnipeg!!!!
Any town with a river called “AssInABone” river should win.
(granted I changed the spelling….but it’s close)
well this match got interesting all of a sudden!
I’m not sure why, but I’ve really come to dislike Nashville.
Let’s all go break some shit at Vanderbilt.
They didn’t accept me and we’re still not sure why. I don’t care if it was 10 years ago, I can still be bitter!
If your team is on defense and they let somebody through unimpeded does that mean someone should have peded them?
They should have impeded them. Instead they peded them.
Good answer!
Only in Russian hotel rooms. Oh, you said, “peded.” Nevermind.
So sitting in the local dive bar and I spent about 30 minutes watching nickelodeon where the kids choice awards. on the bar tv, and we spent an absurdly long time without realizing it was snl.
There may be liquor invovled.
Your first clue should have been Adam Sandler and Kevin James splitting”Best Actor” awards.
There were no awards. It was a parody of a supposed pre show. We were reading the subtitles.
Cghbm
False alarm, I did not prevail in making tonight the night Lady BFC finally watches the Godfather. Streak of failure continues.
Gone With The Wind?
Kodachrome
My favorite kind of crap!
Have you exausted all ‘options’?
if there’s one thing most of us have gotten super good at, it’s failure!
You’ll watch Forrest Gump and like it!
Apparently McCain is planning his funeral and has ordered for Trump to stay away.
“I like Mavericks who don’t die, ok? Get me that TV guy, James Garfield. The one who COULD sell steaks.”
Why is SNL on my TV?
What fucking time is it anyway?
No comment.
For the record, it’s written in the Gospel of Luke that every other PIT-WSH series must go the full seven.
Hehehehe….”Full Seven”.
A new go-to sound clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BASWkiLGYo0
That has to be from Abridged, right?
Dragon Ball Super. Another dimension where there’s an evil Goku they call Goku Black. They could’ve changed the translation for the English version of that exchange, but I appreciate them sticking to their guns.
This has to be a inside joke. They knew 2hat they were doing.
There does seem like there’s a much bigger emphasis on humor this series, particularly of the 4th wall break sort with Goku talking over the narrator during recaps and the narrator getting increasingly annoyed at him being an idiot.
I need to go outside.
If you will it, it is no dream
that dog can walk himself
Folks. no good NBA or Vegas hockey to watch. i miss having CFB to watching on Saturdays.
I guess Ice Bombers-Ice Titans until Donglover on SNL?
I know him only as Troy, Earn, or that shitty, shitty “rapper”
Childish is excellent
I respectfully disagree. But motherfuck, can he act/create teevee art.
Don’t forget the “DICKS DICKS DICKS” gif!
I am really tired of the “Bent Penis Disease” commercial that FS1 likes to run non-stop.
Well, I think I’ve finally convinced Lady BFC to watch The Godfather so I may feel the need to quasi-liveblog her reactions…
I juts got a boner thinking about Apollonia. I wonder what Micheal’s life would have been like had she lived.
She would have been consigliere instead of Tom. Everyone would still be dead though.
Not having to deal with Diane Keaton would have been a win for everyone
i think Mike would have been more level headed with a stable family life and not having to pretend he wants to go legit.
I can has a pretty doggone successful GAMBLOR evening if’n the SAWX complete their comeback against the Dubyas ($50 at +450), even if HOU continues to fuck me over as it looks as if they will.
Joey Gallo cares not for your wager and further shows his distain with ANOTHER home-type-run.
yeah, we are fast approaching NO SMIRE/NAWT FAYUHHHH territory here.
And then the Dirt Cowboys bullpen does their assplody thing. Fuck!
And tWBS breathes a sigh of relief. And then asks why the goalie comes back in.
WOMP WOMP
My strictly indoor cat just tried to slip out the door. I might have sounded something like this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uqq1-0fAjE
Mine did that last april and I pretty much wrote him off as dead after hour 2 since he’s soft as fuck and 4 paw declawed. He was found THREE GODDAMN MONTHS LATER. Apparently, he caught on that sad old people gather at cemeteries and was rubbing up against them when they kneeled by graves, likely taking years off their lives in the process.
Come on empty netter. Don’t let me down.
Why thank you, Yinzers. I’ll take it.
And of course you’ll put Murray back in now. LOL.
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
/I put $50 on ’em at +400 like 2 minutes ago, but my stupidity still cost me like $75-100
Don’t worry, they’ve got plenty of time to blow it and cost you more.
We now watch the Caps try to play something called “defense”.
turns out, best defense was a good offense after all?
I didn’t insure the bet, wasn’t really big enough.
#CapsYear
Already top 3rd inning in Oakland and Baltimore is not losing yet.
Holy shit.
Did Ubaldo un-retire or sommet?
It appears he’s signed with the Caps as a LW.
Jeebus.
Oh shit…never mind.
Ubaldo scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hippo would much appreciate Yooooooouston coming back to defeat creepy-assed Zack Greinke, too.
Go padres!
also, found a funny:
ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter]
EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone?
ME: You must be new here.
Tied up…
Elmo became BallsofSteel so gradually…..
Malfunction at the Junction is a lesser-know Cypress Hill song.
I just saw two fat girls running across the street jaywalking (jayrunning?).
Yes, they were going to a burger place.
waiting for the Craps to go +600 to win in regulation. Because the Ice Stillers are gonna cock up just like period one.
Tell me more about the future
FUCK ME, I weren’t paying close enough attention and failed to get mah moneys in.
I’m afraid this is the day I might have to use mah AK…
/GO PENS GO
I just wanna go on record as saying that angry edgy Hippo is my favourite Hippo.
He always makes me laugh.
I’m going to Los Angeles in a couple of weeks.
Sweet!
FOAR PUSSY, amirite??
Yeah, right.
good call, he’ll hook a brutha up!
You rang?
Hippo needs a Thai masseuse, stat!
Done and fucking done.
Oh dear god.
LMFAO
What you got planned?
No idea. My brother just wants to hang out after his next big job is over but he hates flying so he’s not coming up here.
If you find yourself on the West Side near the airport give a shout.
Switching from an NBA playoff game to regular season baseball is like seeing a Slayer show followed by Celine Dion.
And I like baseball.
N….B….A???
/also, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals Walkoff Wonger Comeback WOO!!!!
//will still lose the division to you jammy fucks by like 10 games because everything sucks
That was a hard watch just because we hates the Cardinals so very much.
— The Tudors
welcome to my last two seasons, just the converse. Wonger even said it was really nice to see y’all so pissed off in the post-game. 😀
/SO MANY Small Bear fans in attendance.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every time I hear “Letang”, my brain thinks: “Letang-Letang-Olay-Biscuit-Barrel”. That’s a Monty Python thing, right?
If you put your kids on a Gordon Ramsey cooking show…you are a bad parent.
If you put your kids on a show, you’re a bad parent.
Might as well send them to Scouts camp, make them altar servers, and send them to gymnastics training and complete the molestation Superfecta.
Those Chopped Junior shows just freak me the fuck out. That shit isn’t natural.
Right?!?!
I was flipping channels and I came onto it. Without watching it, I just want to take those kids out to ice cream and just let them vent about their fucked up parents and tell them its going to be okay.
I’m sorry, but if you are entertained by kids going on reality tv shows…your values are fucked up.
Besides if I lost to some prepubescent freak on a cooking show I would probably put about 10″ of forged German steel in their brain pan.
It’s best for everyone this way.
Brain, meet Pan.
*DONG*
Better than “Dong, meet Pan”
Next week on Sunday Gravy!
How much did that pay in the Derby again?
this! Kids think they know everything too badly as is. Put them on teevee and they think they’re nigh Gods.
“YOU CALL THAT A S’MORE?! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE HOLDING CAT SHIT AND SHAVING CREAM WITH FUCKING SANDPAPER!!!”
Tried to post embarrassing pic of myself; link failed. Sorry. You’ll just have to beat off to your imaginations.
Wait….you’ve been at Hooters since Thursday?
Just hangin with Gruden.
That’s what I call it when a dingleberry just won’t drop.
SoS walks into a bar and meets Gruden…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV2DLkDPwM8
…beat off to your imaginations.
Dude, that’s just “Tuesday” at my house.
So my laptop takes approximately one eternity to boot up. This is getting annoying.
Jeebus Christmas, Holtby. Cover that shit up.
And Caps, maybe try not giving them any more PP’s?
“Give them more PPs? Okay!” -Devonte Smith-Pelly
I really want to make the “Canadia Black Guy” joke.
But I won’t.
I look away for 5 seconds and pattsburgh scores two goals?
Yep. This game is gonna kill me.
Crosby and Cosby are only one letter apart. Coincidence? I’d rather be safe than sorry.
The one redeeming feature of May is playoff hockey.
Don’t forget the pollen and hayfever!!!!!
Yeah, that doesn’t exist in LA.
Yeah. I know. Thanks for rubbing it in.
– Blair Williams
Time for fajitas and …
Atlas V rocket launch from Vandenberg AFB this morning, as seen from 90 miles away in Los Angeles:
Very cool shot.
Beautiful. Is that the view from your home?
I live in the poorer neighborhood a few blocks inland. Actually, on the beach just out of frame right is “The Jungle” of Guns N’ Roses fame.
“Poorer”… ?????
Those are my boys at work again.
That’s a United Launch Alliance delivery of the NASA Mars explorer. My group coordinated the flight readiness review. Not all jobs suck.
Sweet!
Sweet!
Once the Derby is over, we all can return our attention to the horsefuckers
Why would the Russia investigation stop because of the derby?
Holee molee. I walked outside for like 2 minutes and the Caps are already losing.
I was closer on my superfecta than I expected. Other than Magnum Moon.
Holy shit, he sucked.
We got a thanks to God AND Jesus. Any love for the Holy Spirit?
If “Holy Spirit” is code for “Vodka”….I’m way ahead of ya.
Great idea for a liquor company name. It’s sacrilicious!
HS shuns photo ops, and works best as an ombudsman and parishioners’ backdoor channel. I once saw HS squirm in embarrassment because a lady wanted to give HS a bowl of macaroni salad in gratitude for a very late period. Humble as fuck.
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