Your Why Are You Not Out Watching Deadpool 2? Open Thread

So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex.  There are a lot of things to unwrap:

  • I paid $20 USD for a fucking movie ticket at fucking 4:00 PM!  Granted, it was a Dolby cinema with fully reclining seats that vibrated with the sound, but still!
  • The movie didn’t start until 4:22.  I timed it.  Fucking previews. Also, not one movie looked halfway interesting.
  • As I think Jake from Two and a Half Men said one time, “You don’t buy a giant movie soda, you rent it.”

As for the movie itself, I thought it would be hard to top the first one, but they did.  It is chock full of fourth-wall breaks, self-referential jokes, hilarious movie references, awesome music, and wall-to-wall fights.

It really does.

Oh, and some very good bathroom etiquette advice!

All in all, I give it ten stars out of five.  Go see it.  It’s a family film.

BTW, I have to say that the marketing for this movie has been outstanding.  Have you seen all the Deadpool stuff at 7-11 stores?

I’ve got two out of five so far.
One is hanging in my office.

Yes, it’s tasty

So, what are you waiting for already?

Oh, you just want to sit here and talk?

Fine, we’ll just pout then!

Seriously, go see it.

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