Oh God, I love everything about the World Cup except the 3:00AM Best Coast start time for games. DAMN YOU PUTIN!
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Hamilton Tiger-Cats at Calgary Stampeders – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Montreal Alouettes at BC Lions – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Beisbol:
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Mariners – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- Cubs at Cardinals – 8:00PM | FOX
- Giants at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX
- College World Series:
- Washington vs. Mississippi State – 8:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
I’m kinda relieved that there isn’t a plethora of sports on tonight, as the World Cup keeps making things earlier than they should be. GAMBLOR MUST BE SERVICED AT ALL HOURS!
Dude, we said we weren’t going to talk about Kellen Winslow anymore.
Gnarly! Don’t forget the Mr Zog’s Sex Wax For Snow Skis next time, bro.
AND SPEAKING OF SCIENCE BREAKTHROUGHS CAN’T ANYONE COME UP WITH A BEER ABOVE 11% ABV WHICH DOESN’T TASTE LIKE SHIT????????????????
I had a fantastic 12% Bourbon barrel aged imperial stout tonight. You need to hang out with better scientists.
Nice.
It’s called whiskey.
Blech. All whiskey needs to be launched towards a black hole.
Of course it’ll just hover there at the Event Horizon, giving me headaches repeatedly. But it’s a start.
When they perfect time travel, they can prevent that.
But they won’t because they’re stupid in the future too.
http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny-gasoline-blower-man-fire-fail.gif
Wait, you’re hating on whiskey now too? Come on, man.
WIMP, W.I.M.P.
1969: Jerry Garcia joins The Beatles
Big Hairy Peters’ defensive grab was penalized for illegal contact. Who knew?
I was looking over my plants a few hours ago and picked about a dozen cherry tomatoes. Not one made it into the house; ate ’em like candy. So good.
In honor of Messi, we went from the brewery to the Argentine empanada place. More satisfying than a tie.
In all seriousness, I have no problem with philosophy or theoretical physics which is stupid as shit. But funding it? To the exclusion of other more pressing needs on the planet, or even nearby colonization which do not require that stupid shit? Sorry, but no.
You wanna sit in your Mom’s basement and theorize how we might someday approach the speed of light (it’ll never happen, btw) or locate wormholes? Fine. Do it. Your mom can finance it.
We’ve got bigger things to figure out. Stop asking for grant money to launch this particle into that one and then tell me how one ended up a few nanoseconds ahead of the other.
WHO FUCKING CARES?????
G’night.
Cool runnings?
Basic science leads to breakthroughs. And that particle accelerator is also used for applied research now and again, even though it’s worth it just for the fundamental learnings.
Also, show me on the doll where the theoretical physicist touched you.
No shit.
“Common sense” was the tenet of my original comment.
Get some.
Yep, that’s about right.
I bow to the great “person of science” that you claim to be.
Good. It’s about fucking time.
Just for that, I’ll eat you last.
With any luck, we’ll have time travel perfected by then and I can go find someone in the past and/or future who tastes better.
Ooooh. Scary.
I respect your opinion.
But I don’t agree.
About the massive funding of particle accelerators, that is.
We’ve got plenty to fund in science to lead to breakthroughs elsewhere. Things which can, within our lifetimes, actually make a difference.
As long as you acknowledge that I’m funny.
I do indeed.
https://home.cern/
I am too despondent and angry to go to strip club and check the Father’s Day vibe (it will be in 40 minutes)
Yo man, tip candy for me.
And tell sunshine I still have her copy of malibu’s most wanted on dvd
Sometimes I worry about the robots rising up to over throw humanity, but I also think if my auto fill is any indication, some certain football teams would be the first to go:
I am concerned the P*ts are only in 3rd position?
Day to day schadenfreude over bill Simmons schadenfreude my friend.
Tears from colts fans and packers fans are especially delicious.
Probably cuz they taste like crisco
I just found some ancient writing from a town square message board, and it writes:
As a person of science, I won’t lie, I kinda resent this reference.
Nite folks.
Let me know know when you guys achieve time travel.
I’ll be very happy to go back and see how wrong I was all along.
Oh, wait….that’s right.
I have! I am currently travelling through time.
At a rate of 1 second per second. In the positive direction, for the filthy casuals who believe in time as a straight arrow.
http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/185895.gif
Yes, me too. Forward at one second per second.
AND IT’S FREE!!!!!!!
While we’re talking light-speed, obligatory:
https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
Just imagine the fucking change up.
It took an hour, but, XBox finally updated. Time to re-watch Wet Hot American Summer.
I wish to reiterate that everything can just eat shit and die. And tomorrow I have to deal with a holiday (one that reminds of another failed venture) and feign merriment. FUCK EVERYTHING.
/also, GO LOS TICOS and EL TRI tomorrow am
Condoms for the win.
And I say this as someone who has never reproduced, but has still raised several little snot knockers made by others, who won’t even acknowledge me these days.
I plan to be crunk by sunrise tomorrow. In fact, Imma start right now.
Ooooh, clever. You see who won that game, right?
AND both sides can reproduce.
hey, not QUITE that fat WOO
That poll is about to fall down faster than Florida St’s ranking.
It’s a Hilux, it’s fine.
Ford. It rolled off the assembly line anything but fine.
Oh. It’s dead, Jim.
Ok, I’ll stop offending the sensibilities of you folks that think any theoretical crap which requires us to approach the speed of light, has any merit whatsoever at this point in time.
I’ll stay here, quiet, hoping one of those assholes decides to figure out a way to figure out reusable rockets. Or even clean, renewable energy sources.
Hint…they don’t give a shit about that stuff. And guess why?
You want the answer in song form?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIAXG_QcQNU
BOOM!!!!
Senor for the win.
Cause we already have all that stuff? It’s just marketing from here on out, baby!
Column A, Column B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CF8UurhAlU&ab_channel=JudeSaucedo
Eh, gotta stock up for those cold Minnysooda winters.
Black holes can suck it (hehehe, get it???)
I much prefer neutron stars. At least they’ve got personality.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012013/1358446624_tongue_fishing.gif
http://www.reshafim.org.il/ad/egypt/timelines/topics/domesticated_animals.htm
“10!” — Blair Walsh
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/dogs-gif-1512667.gif
Border Collies are a sepcial type of insane. Whozeagooboy!
Harry Peters? Big Hairy Peters?
He was on the chair before being knocked the fuck out, so I believe she’s out.
What about an ice hole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v4sOvEa7AM
That guy is now .0000000000000000000000003 seconds younger than he would have been otherwise.
Ouch.
“10”
While we’re on the subject of time dilation and all that stupid bullshit…
TPs say that as an object moves closer to a black hole, time slows for us as observers, relative to the object. So all we’d see is the object slowly come to a halt near the event horizon.
So I figure if we ever do get close enough to a black hole to observe, it’s just gonna look like some redneck’s trailer trash front yard, with a bunch of junk n shit just floating there waiting to fall in.
Also as an aside, Event Horizon is a pretty awesome horror flick.
Event Horizon is criminally underrated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ives%E2%80%93Stilwell_experiment
The point being, there is actual experimental evidence in support of general and special relativity, which includes time dilation.
Agreed.
But it’s not practical to think….
Never mind.
My original statement below included the phrase “common sense” for a reason.
Time dilation happens even at speeds below the speed of light though. The FTL stuff… I don’t know, gotta give the potheads something to think about I guess.
According to my brother, in heaven there are no fat people.
“You think they can see us?”
I’m surprised those people own bathing suits. Summer there lasts about a week, I think.
Theoretical Physicists who have no common sense annoy the shit out of me.
Theoretical Physicist: Just imagine if it it were possible to move faster than the speed of light. My time travel theory work is based on…
Me: Imma stop you right there. “Imagine”. “Theory”. You do realize none of that’s possible?
TP: Well yes, but in theory, if we could…
Me: “If” we could. You see the enigma here, yes? We can’t.
TP: I don’t think you understand.
Me: Oh I understand. I understand that you’re a pinhead who is burning up grant money to play your little bullshit games and not get a real job. Let’s see if I can chase you out of my office faster than the speed of light you fucking asshole. Hey look, pretty fucking close!!!!!
BUY A FUCKING TELESCOPE AND GET ME TO MARS YOU FUCKERS!!!!
Oh, I can’t even…..
I think the time dilation factor cut off the rest of your comment.
Appropriately so.
Sorry. I jumped up and down a few times, which apparently put me ahead of everyone else by a factor of about .00000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.
I’ll check back later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p99a6K81zqM
Let’s music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk
I’m thinking Salmon on the grill tonight.
I know this is code for something but I can’t quite figure out what
LOL, one would think so, right?
But nope, literally just fired up the grill. Salmon will go on in about 20 minutes.
Sounds excellent. I prepared…
Something that will be featured on Sunday Gravy in two weeks.
Also tonight: NXT Takeover, featuring the match between Ricochet and Velveteen Dream which can not possibly be as good as the flip that set it up.
Baltimore (AP) – The Baltimore Orioles’ team bus careened off the highway today and plunged into a lake. Everyone on board died slowly and painfully except for the bus driver. When Buck Showalter was obviously critically injured and in need of medical aid, the bus driver shot him and then swam to safety.
/tWBS wakes up
Shit, it was just a dream.
19-50
9 game losing streak ongoing.
16 losses in their last 18 games.
At least the Orioles aren’t know for their long, loooong, Lou Gehrig-breaking streaks of consistent behavior or anything.
…Would Norfolk fare any better?
DRUGS: Just Say No!
Before:
After:
To be fair, Paul didn’t change much. He just looks pissed at everyone else.
Which from what I know, is pretty accurate actually.
He’s biding his time, waiting to outlive the rest. Two down, one to go . . .
My third or fourth favorite alternate timeline is the one where the Beatles successfully obtain the rights to make and star in a live action production of Lord of the Rings in the style of A Hard Days Night.
Hehehehe
I like the after better.
Musically too.
Fuck U*NC. Cheatingest fuckers in the history of college athletics. But still getting that $$$$.
The NCAA should be ashamed of themselves.
But they’re not.
COME ON OREGON STATE!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?????
Last time I was this disappointed in a bunch of beavers….well, never mind.
What a greasy doorknob
I’ve asked you repeatedly to please stop calling me that.
You can’t just tell me what to do, I’m not a greasy doormat.