Buenos dias!
Hoy es…um…el partido de Ingleterra…ah nuts to this.
It’s Saturday and it’s time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over in, um, Britain). Apparently Tiger Woods is making a run for it, so…get ready for the hype. Oh. Looks like he’s done for today after shooting a 66. Good for him.
Anyhow, crack one open (I’m talking about a Pedialyte, of course) and kick back and watch some golf. Or catch up on your yard work and robot fights, which is what I’ll be doing. Have at it!
Wow! Scott Van Pelt was soooo smashed at that party!
Thinking about getting one of these for the DFO Clubhouse just need to liquidate some shares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcmWknKtJkk
Budget:
I already built one!
Touchdown Seahawks!
Damn stoners.
So social media is somehow more soul-crushing than usual this weekend, but at least I’ve got crazy murder grandpa to catch up on.
Some of us make our own garden.
This Live Mic stuff is pretty interesting. The Canadian players are all so polite and well spoken, nary a gloree boi amongst them.
9pm., 102 degrees F. The ozone smell outside is so thick I swear I can taste it.
That’s the Coliseum’s natural odor.
Is there an echo in here?
UPDATE: There is not one. Now.
Bartolo only lasted 4 2/3 inningdowns and now the Dirt Cowboys are making the Dirt Browns look like contenders.
Canadia 4-wheeler to take an injured player off the field.
Question: do they use snowmobiles later in the season?
Oh yu no we gon post this gif when carts are mentioned
They see me rollin….
They hatin’…
For some reason I thought it happened in the Clots house, but it makes perfect sense that a dragging would happen in Texas.
Dog sled teams. Less maintenance and if he’s that injured , a meal for the dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHwmtQpigKM
So I was checking out the standings in Super 12 Rugby (I guess it’s just Super Rugby now cause there are 15 teams) and the best Australian team is 9-6-1, the best South African team is 9-7, and the 2nd worst New Zealand team is 10-6.
The Tiger TAEKS. Dear Lord, the Tiger TAEKS.
Watching something called the “Overwatch League” waiting for some more Canadia Foutball.
/doesn’t know what this is all about
//feels old
I only watch competitive Pong
I think the announcers are just making shit up to describe whats going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8oHukH_pE
Like that, but with more gibberish.
And WHY THE HELL AREN’T WE SWITCHING TO THE FOUTBALL!?!?!!
But where yo curly mustache at?
https://youtu.be/sZZUMjoxfZA
Bartolo Colon is amazing.
@emrata tweeted this to me today ’cause she loves me. I mean, what’s NOT to love?
Nice! I just got home from dinner with my Aussie date.
Does that doll vibrate?
If you do it right, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvrA0ydf8y8
Putting the Pee in Pool, I see…
Good form.
Nana?!?!?
Just trade Yukon JohnnyFF to Toronto and let him go. Huge city, lots of places to get in trouble, and it is summer. DO IT CFL!
Will Les Bomberes choke like last week?
Why is everybody into choking during sex now days?
Because this world is so evil it is the pleasurable way to die.
Well, you turned that joke around…..
Maybe it’s just nerves from performing in front of the camera(s)?
Can’t we have a sports/INXS cross-over joke just this once??!?
Vibrator technology has …… come a long way.
Mom?!?!?
Let’s see…… 1932…….
That Boumber defenserating-man ain’t got no teefs.
Teefs, not teats, Moose.
Moar like Jugs-allos amirite
PRETTY SURE THAT’S THE JOKE.
Watching CFL on tWWL Pt Deux: Is it spelled Foutball or Fooutball in Canadia?
The early game wasn’t in my listings so I was unnecessairly streaming it! Guess I need to find better listings or surf more vigorously.
-Brought to you by the US Navy
Hilarious.
I don’t know what that brunette’s head is made out of, but it sure isn’t bone.
Kenny Rogers’ Jackass?
Well when your guns are out how else do you expect to win naval engagements?
/in harmony
“Ook!”
Just planning a guys weekend in Blax’s town. ASU, then Cards v Heaux then Interpol on the Monday. Nice little weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmIMuLh4Vs
Well the shit-all-nothing I accomplished during the week seems to be carrying over to the weekend nicely!
If anyone’s curious what it looks like when a possibly coke-fueled leftist comedian gets to “battle” a former SJW progressive comedian who’s been accused of rape, here it is in all it’s cringey glory. Nick Mullen from the Cum Town podcast vs. Jamie Kilstein from those sexual assault allegations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEwbf4lteus
At this time next week every NFL team will be in camp.
It’s ok to get excited.
His wife knew he was lying about the strip club.
Or he blew a Unicorn.
For the unicorn fetishist with everything …
This is truly delightful. I could watch this all day.
Best part is the hat flying off, right?
Man, I miss football.
She’d make a great match for Trent Green
The sex at these conventions is out of hand.
I didn’t know you did Yoshi cosplay.
Gus Ferotte’s kid
Discovered her box was empty.
The end of Geelong-Melbourne was bananacakes
Yeah baby!!
Still enjoying a nice off shore flow for now but the heat is on it’s way.
Break out the ice chest, charcoal and central air cuz this shit is going to get hot.
How bad and what do I do? We’re reliant on ocean breeze and a box fan.
Coastal areas are supposed to be upper 80’s to mid 90’s. Keep the windows open, stay out in the breeze and keep plenty of ice in your cocktail glass. Wear a straw fedora if you want to feel more like Hemingway.
That’s crazy, it’s only supposed to top out at 80 here in Glendale.
Updated forecast says we’re ok until Wednesday.
I’m still grilling though. In anticipation.
NORM!
In OH MY SWEET BROWN BABY JESUS lesser footy news, Canada’s own teenage phenom, Alphonso Davies, is close to joining Bayern fucking Munich on a record transfer of 12 million dollars. As a maple lesser footy fan and a die hard Whitecaps fans, I think I speak for everyone when I say, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I’m less hungover today than I expected to be. What a pleasant surprise!
I got a bunch of tomatoes that were too worm-eaten to use for my tomato sauce. Does anyone know when any Trump administration officials are coming to LA?
Sounds like they have been there all along, eating tomatoes in your garden.
/Because they’re worms, you see.
I actually posted this before Tiger finished…let’s see if I jinxed him.
D’aw…nope.
Ice Frisbee is the perfect murder weapon.
Sharpened icicle might be easier to make and handle though
Yeah, but then it’s gonna have to be an eyehole shot. An icicle is never gonna penetrate the breastplate.
/don’t ask me how I know this
The neck is probably a decent spot too. Not that I would know this.